Friday, August 6, 2010

Poopie race down mah car!!!


I saw some birds shitting on cars, so I figured I'd give it a try. I started out with just leaving a cute little steamer on the hood of a car – but that wasn't enough. I felt like it needed more of a theme, so I took another shit (a nice longie) on top, kinda like how people paint lightning bolts on the sides. Then I got to thinking about it, and figured that cars are supposed to go fast – and so are poopies! So I decided to have a shit race, and get a little excitement into my life. One of the poopies came out with a little corny crown on it – like it just knew it was gonna win. They were off, slogging down the windshield like a pair of little brown thoroughbreds. Little Corny didn't win – but how can you ever lose, when there's poop involved?

4 comments:

bettyx1138 said...

this reminded me of u:
'Poo-powered' car seen on the streets of Bristol
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-10881080

Popanator said...

A car that runs on poo like I do! I would love that! I could run my car on the excess poo I don't eat! Genius!

ashmelville said...

lmao. you're awesome.

Popanator said...

ashmelville, you are too kind. Thank you!