Friday, August 13, 2010
So I lugged the bucket of litter out to the yard, and spread it out in a box. I dropped a few poopies in there (mine, not the cat's), and rolled 'em up in the gravelly stuff like breading chicken – it gave me an idea for a recipe that I'll try out later. I started shaping the crunchy poopies into little bricks, because that's what castles are made of. Putting 'em together, it started taking the shape of a little igloo – maybe a shitgloo?
I never realized how much I can poop, when I put my mind to it. It took a while to put the whole thing together, and I was sweatin' something awful by the end – but I had a little house that I could lay down in. I now have proof that poop can do anything.