Q. How old are you, really?

A. I am 28 years old.

Q. Only a man can think of this stuff. There is no way you can be a woman.

A. Nope, I am 100% woman. Not all women think of flowers and unicorns all day. I am crass and offensive and proud of it.

Q. Is Popanator Democrat or Republican?

A. Popanator is a cartoon. Once you start taking Popanator seriously, you need to take a vacation. Go outside.

Q. What is your obsession with poop?
A. Its funny, gross, squishy and fun.
Q. Do you ever use spell check?
A. No, the Great Almighty Poo won't like that.

Q. How did you come up with the idea of a fecal feliac internet troll?
A. One day I was sitting around sick looking for something funny on the internet to cheer me up. I was looking at a website with supposedly funny pictures (www.extremefunnypictures.com) and could only find stupid pictures of cats. Slightly irritated, I wrote in the comments section the sickest thing I could think of, "Everything about this erotic picture made me so hawnee I choked my daddies chicken until his willy threw up in my mouth and then fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked on my face." Then, the rest is history..

Q. Why do you do this?

A. For the Lulz.