Sunday, October 31, 2010
Poopaween
The trouble started when I got to the party. Ethan was there, and there was another girl on him like musk on a fresh steamer. They smelled of fresh poopies, and his arm was all stained brown... I know what they'd been doing. I couldn't believe it, I thought his holes were mine alone! I broke down crying right there in front of everyone, I didn't care. I don't remember much for awhile after that- I was crushed.
So I went to his trailer. They hadn't gotten home yet, it was still early, so I was all alone. So I decided to offer him one last act of love, just in case maybe he'd forgotten how much he meant to me. So I squatted down, and drew a heart with mah poopies right there on his bed. Maybe he doesn't love me anymore, 'cause of what I did. But I can only hope my Poopaween can end up happy after all this.Buy the shirt!"
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Don'tPintheOop
Here is my favourite autistic retard Chris-Chan talking about my favourite subject. Pooping his pants. He even talks about squating over a toilet to clean his underwear after he shits himself.
Now, personally I love going poopie in my pants. I love the squishy feeling all day long. Mmm.... I love the way the corn laden poo rubs my clitorus and sometimes I cum in the big patch of poopies. I love cumming on poopies. Its squishy and it makes them taste better.
Then I squat over a toilet and then I lick my panties and eat all the poopies and cum juices. Then I whipe my ass with the delicious brown panties and chew out any shit dumplings. MMm....
Friday, October 29, 2010
Sexxy Panties
I miss Ethan. I wish he knew how much I love him. ETHAN! I need your poopie hole, I need your big fist to fist me elbow deep! Please, take me baaaaack!!! Own a piece of the Popanator!
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Zea Mays
I don't wanna sound racist or anything, but I think the Hopi blue corn is the prettiest of all. After all, it's so dark and mysterious, just like a big black poopy that could've been anything I ate a day or two ago. Shoving a big blue corn cob up mah poopy hole would prolly feel kinda like what it's like to be fucked by a big black stud. If Ethan doesn't calm down and start talking to me again, I may need to do just that.
Man, I can't wait for next fall! Guess who's gonna have a pretty new tail!!!1!!!!!
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Modesty
Why must we put up a false facade pretending we don't do things that everyone does? What I would like to be able to do is fuck and fist poopie holes in public. Why must I pretend that I don't? Why must I hide my true love? Why would it be really offenseive if my Ethan put his fist up my ass all the way and fists my poopie hole until it liquifies?! We all have poopie holes! Its no secret!
Why the fuck can I not go poopie when I feel like it. I think poopies would be funner if I had someone there with me like a shit buddy. We could gather all our friends and just shit hard. I mean pooping feels so wonderful. Why not share it. What I love to do is poop when I make love and then cum hard. It is so romantic to share that wonderful feeling while holding my love tight.
Why must I pretend I don't eat poopies in public? I love to eat them. They are so delicious1!!!!! I would love to pack them in my lunch and take them out at work. I would share with all my co-workers the delicious poopies. Whever I tried before I got fired and thrown into the psych ward.
Think about all the glorious things our false modesty makes us miss out on. People fuck on the first date. Why not walk around naked so we don't get surprised on the first date. Why not air out the poopie hole. Why not share the delcious smelling gasses in the world?!
I dream for a world I don't have to hide it all. A world I don't have to pretend i don't fuck and shit and then eat my shit! People, lets all lobby to get rid of this horrible modesty. Lets take off our clothes and show the world the truth. Lets fuck
Monday, October 25, 2010
I miss my Ethan!
But you can imagine how surprised I was when he got pissed at me. Ethan's never been one to have a sharp temper, but he got mad that I was fisting somebody else behind his back. It wasn't so much that it was his family, and he didn't mind that I'm bi. It's just that he gets angry about cheating. I tried to offer him some shit, but he knocked it out of mah hand and made me cry. He's never refused a poopy before, offered so lovingly as I did. I hope he can forgive me, and I'm gonna give him some time to do it.
Poopies for sale!!
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Secret to being thin!
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Popanator here. People always ask how I stay so thin. Its simple! I recycle. I eat and poop, eat the poopies and poop again. There is no more calories and I recycle the nutrients I didn't get the first time. I save money on food and calories on recycling. Poop eating is not only delicious, but its frugal and healthy! Some people may be grossed out by the idea, but they are too ignorant to know the benefits of this. I eat the poop over and over until all the nutrients are used then I don't poop. Then I eat another corn cob and start the process all over again.
Poopies for sale!!!!!
Friday, October 22, 2010
Rectal Rocket!
One of my friends told me about this thing called a Rectal Rocket. http://www.rectal-rocket.com/ It sounded cute, so I picked one up. It's supposed to treat hemorrhoids, but I ate all of them a long time ago. They were kinda like jelly beans, and I miss having them around as a between-poopy snack. But Ethan likes it when my ass is all smooth and soft - he likes to grab a handful while he fists me with his other arm. So other than just having a cute name, the rectal rocket is a pretty fun little toy to put lotion in. I put in some cocoa butter, mayonnaise and obviously some corn (after all, my poo can never be sufficiently corn laden - that would be mediocre!), then gave her a good squirt.
Now normally I don't notice things smaller than a hand in mah poopy hole. I've been stretched out pretty good lately, especially since my big manly stud puts his muscular arm in there. But in this case, I actually felt that yummy goodness coating my rectum, and also getting some time with my anus itself. That was downright therapeutic!
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Thursday, October 21, 2010
My Boyfriend's Granny
Today, I snuck over to her trailer by myself. She answered the door in those depends. She hadn't changed them in quite a while Pooey wet juices were leeking down her leg. I couldn't control myself. I started licking up that sexy wrinkled leg eating the juices. MMm.... Then I ripped off those depends with my teeth. I licked that poopie hole and shoved my fist up there!
Old women have so much experience, so that poopie hole was gaping wide for me! She screamed in pleasure and had a turdgasm all over my face!'
Then she hiked up my skirt and ripped off my diaper. I wear it to collect all the nice vag and pooey juices so I can eat it at the end of the day. She fisted my poopie hole elbow deep and pulled out a huge corn laden log! She smeared it all over that sexxxy wrinkled face. Mmmm...
We then lapped up the excess pooey juices off of each other with our toungs and cuddled each other using our used diapers as pillows. I hope my boyfriend Ethan doesn't mind.
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010
The shower!
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Monday, October 18, 2010
Poopie and period blood craft!
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Sunday, October 17, 2010
CWC-Tok (A Music Score by Christian Weston Chandler, FREE m.p.3. NOW INC...
Here is a music video on youtube.com starring my hero Chris-Chan. I love his assblurgian wisdom. It inspires and touches me. So, enjoy something a little bit different.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Playing Barbie
I was cleaning out my attic today hoping to find some dried up kitty poop. I call it poopie jerky. While rummaging around up there, I found a Barbie doll. She looked so sexy. The doll just called to me. I hiked my mah skirt and shoved the doll up my poopie hole. I shoved it in deeper and deeper. Mmmm..... Her blonde hair turned brown with all my corn laden poo!!!! Then, I took it out of my poopie hole and saw all the delicious pooey juices covered all over that plastic body and huge plastic titties. MMm.... I bit off her head and sucked all the pooey juices out of her hair and spit it out. Then I licked all over that plastic body nawing on it to get all the pooey goodness out of it!!!! Playing Barbies is fun!
Poopies for sale!!!!!
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Cat puke!
Poopies for sale!!!!!
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Popanator Poety Corner!
There once was a man name Jay,
And with Tony he was gay,
He may smell like shit,
And have a sagging tit,
But give a blow job once a day!
Hickory Dickery Dock,
Jay went down on the cock,
Tony shot his load,
And Jay ran home,
Hickory Dickery Dock!
Poopies for sale!!!!!
Monday, October 11, 2010
Microwaved Poopies!!!1!!
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Sunday, October 10, 2010
Spaghettie and poop balls!
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I went to the bathroom today for my lunch. I squatted over the nice crystal china, because I wanted to feel more sofisticated! I am the poopie princess! Then I looked at my beautiful creation and found little white things squirming in it. I pooked around in there and it was worms! Mmmm..... Extra protein! I twirled it around on my fork! It was like spaghetti! I felt all high class!
Poopies for sale!!!!!
Saturday, October 9, 2010
My Ethan
Friday, October 8, 2010
Yoga class again!
Poopies for sale!!!!!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Popanator Perfume
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Sunday, October 3, 2010
Fapping while pooping!
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Poopies in Space!!!
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I wanna go to outer space. They say you need an advanced degree to be an asstronaut, but I do have one. You can call me Dr. Poopies! When I swim in the sewer, I pretend I'm floating around in the infinite, dark void. It's like falling into a REALLY big poopy hole. If I were on a space shuttle, they could have a little sign on the side saying "Poopies on Board" or something. Or maybe I could just shit out some sticky pooey juices and cling to the side like a hitchhiker. What a beautiful view that would be, flying up into the cosmos as a poopy passenger.Poopies for sale!!!!!
Friday, October 1, 2010
Worst Dog Poop EVER...
Here is a delicious video my friend Jacky sent to me. That floor looks so delicious I would lick it clean like my tounge was a mop. Mmm... Runny dog poopies taste the absolute best. I would roll around in it, like I was all chocolate covered.