Monday, August 30, 2010

Yeast infections are fun!

Between banging my new boyfriend and corn and well, anything I can find out in the corn field I developed a yeast infection. I thought it was the last thing I wanted to deal with while mourning the loss of my poor corn. However, once you get over the itching it is fun! The constant draining acts as lube so I can easily slide my fist up there taking out delicious white milky juices. I took one of my frozen poopie dildos and had fun in there will all the slip sliding action and then took it out and sucked on it! My body just makes the most wonderful secretions! Yum!

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