Friday, February 24, 2012

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Okay guys, this shit is fucking erotic!!! It made me so hawnee, I ddin't know what to do with myself. I mean, turkeys were placed on this earth from the Great Almighty Poo so we can eat them. Well, they don't seem to mind or they would have had a great turkey uprising. But, since Turkeys are the Autistics of the animal kingdom, they don't give a fuck.

So, here ya go, some animal rights retard is bitching about the abuse of turkeys before they meet their God Given destiny of being a turkey sandwhich. I mean, what's more degrading than being food. Having someone eat your corpse. You think they would be bitchign about that instead.

However, after masterbating to this, I decided to make a delicious turkey sandwhich. I am going non-vegan non corn for once. For every animal these animal rights retards bitch about eating, I'll eat 2! If food wasn't meant to be eaten the Great almighty poo wouldn't give it to us to eat.

So, I took the turkey sandwhich and put two slices of cheese in it. I put butter on the outside and made a grilled cheese turkey sandwhich. then I fucked it. It reminded me of a granny vagina especially when you pull it apart and it even smells like a granny vagina too. Mmm... this shit makes me so hawnee!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentines Day!



Happy Valentine's Day from the bottom of my bowels, poopy freaks! Ever since I started dating Chris, I've been a little nervous about whether he's as much into the poop fetish as I am. So I haven't been fisting him like I fist everybody else in my life. Sometimes I wonder if he only fists me to be polite, like the way people shake hands and stuff. Today was the day to find out. But of course, I wanted to make the day special in other ways, too.

The first thing I did was get a big box of chocolates for my man. Normally the woman doesn't buy them for the man, but this time it's different because they're made with extra special love. Throwing away those boring chocolate things, I took a massive dump and split it up into roughly even pieces. This way, my beautiful Chris could enjoy my poopies a little bit at a time. Some things in life need to be savored. I even made sure to wrap some period blood, pussy juices and pooey wet juices into some of my "Popalates" so they'd explode in his mouth for some extra special yumminess.

Yeah, I ate a few of them. Hope he doesn't mind. They're just so good!

But you know I had to do more than just a dinky little box of brown gold for my Chrissy. He's too special for ordinary things. So I went to his car and took a massive diarrhea dump all on the top, kinda like the whipped cream you put on the top of a sundae. But it wasn't shaped right, so I peeled off a little of the pooped cream and began to smear it all over the hood, the doors and the windows of his car. I wrote the usual things like "Be Mine" and "Poppy Loves Chris," but I think I outdid myself when I made "I'm Gonna Fist You Tonight" in really big brown letters. Ooh, I got so wet as those chunks of poopies slid through my fingers. I felt like a sculptor.

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. If you haven't got anybody to fist, find somebody. No fist should go sans poopy hole today.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

RICE LADEN POO

I accidently came accross this little Asian delicacy. Yesterday, I took a poopie as normal and then I rolled over in bed to lick it up as my breakfast in bed. I noticed my poopies looked strange. They seemed to have rice in them. They reminded me of the rice balls you'd get at the Chinese buffett.



I was wondering how my poopies got rice laden. I didn't eat any Chinese the past few days. Then I looked closer at it and the rice was moving! It was just little worms. So cute! They were like little protien bits. Normally, I live a healthy vegan lifestyle, but this is an exception. The worms were enjoying living in my poopie hole and back to my poopie hole they should go. They seem to enjoy my poo as much as I do. My poo is the sustainer of life!

I took a bite and damn it, RICE LADEN POO is mother fucking delicious! It does taste like rice! Howevr, the rice moves and tickles your tounge. So, when you are at home and want to have a hokey Asian night for dinner, don't forget the RICE LADEN POO!