Tuesday, August 3, 2010
My corn's getting healthy and big, like the big corny willy of my dreams. I walk through it and rub my naked body on it and make love to it and just feel like Mother Earth – it's so beautiful, I love it so much. Some of my corn wasn't growing so well, so I figured I'd give it lots of rubby love on my clitty – that perked it up real good! This is a happy corny day, on account of what people tell me about how to make corn get big and strong. Believe it or not, the best food for corn is poopies and pee! I was BORN to grow corn! This is like having a big, corny baby that I can be proud of! I'm gonna burst, I'm so happy!