Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Swimming in the sewer!


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Hi my poopie freaks! Popanator here again! I'm going for a swim in my most favourite place in the world! The sewer!  It is a lovely place where all our poopies can mash together into one. So romantic and wonderful. If only all the world can be more like poopies mixing and mashing together. I love to roll around in the sewer water to become one with my community. The delicious varieties of tastes and textures are all around!  Some corn laden some spicy. Some even have nuts in them. It is a true buffett of tastes! Some even taste like chocolate. Yum! I love chocolate covered poopies on Easter!
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Mmmm.. Fisting!

I was recently told it is imposible to fist your own poopie hole. Now not only is possible, but it is easy and fun! First you start out with small things like a ping pong ball or a penis. You keep working that in there until the muscles relax and take in more and more. Then you can mvoe to bigger things like potatoes. One the body starts getting used to that you can move on to a fist. First I started with my fist since I have such small hands. I was able to pull out delicious corn laden poo while constipated. Mmmm.... Then, I had my Ethan start fist me. It helps with constipation and he always licks his fist aftwords. Fisting brought us closer together. It is a fun activity to try!
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Monday, September 27, 2010

Guest post: Willie War 2

Hi, I'm Willie, Popanator's brother. I wanna tell y'all about something I did awhile back. See, I found me a couple of flies stuck in my fly paper, and instead of eating them like I usually would, I decided to try a little Swiss Family Robinson stuff. So I pulled off a wing from both of 'em, and put 'em on mah limp dick in the bath tub. Now, it was kinda funny when they tried to fly away, because they ended up just leapin' in the air and spinnin' around like acrobats or something.


After awhile, the flies got used to their fate, and started to breed. It took a few days, but soon mah cock island was crawlin' with maggots. It got a little crowded on their, so I squeezed out some turdiepops (floaters, my favorite kind) and put a few of the maggots on them. They colonized the contents of my colon, I think. Maybe colonize means they took a shit on mah shits, I don't know.

In time, the old mama and papa fly passed away, and I buried 'em at sea. Well, I ate 'em, but my mouth was wet, so it was kinda the same thing. And the little baby flies grew up and flew away. My skin was real dry, after being in a bath tub for about a week. So I got out. That's the end of the story, hope you liked it.Poopies for sale!!!!!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Brix will the shat!

I haven't been drinking as much water as I should lately. Whenever I just sit down to take a shit, I had a horrible surpise. Normally shits feel so good I take the shit and shove it back up my poopie hole. I do it over and over again because it feels so damn good! The poopies squish and then makes enough lube to where I start fisting! MMMMmmm But, today was different! My poopies were so dry and hard it felt like I was giving birth to a brick! I grunted and cried. Then blood dripped out. It wasn't like my fun period blood. It was real pooey blood. I waddled over to my art easle and canvas and just let the blood and dried pooey bits splatter making a painting I call my pain. My saddness.
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Thursday, September 23, 2010

SmellyPoop.com

Hi, my poopie friends. Another place I love to hang out is SmellyPoop.com. I recently had someone on there write about me. I feel the love, Here is the post and my response:

BY MEI LIN (MELNDA) ON SEP 23 2010 @ 4:06 PM


who thinks popanator is disgusting as hell?

she licks poop from public toilet seats, sucks her boyfriends poop, and likes the squishy feeling of it. this girl needs serious medication...
 
BY POPANATOR ON SEP 23 2010 @ 5:34 PM
Mmm.... I love poopies the scent, the taste! If you try you wouldn't think its disgusting. It is actually a spirtual experience! I am one with the poopies! Excretions from the human body are like children to me! It is a part of me that is so wonderful, so magical! If I eat them over and over, I become one with myself!

BY POPANATOR ON SEP 23 2010 @ 5:34 PM
P.S. The only meds I take are exlax.
http://www.smellypoop.com/PiSSed.php?blogid=1498
There smellypoop.com post can be found here:

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Camping fun!


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I was walking down the road today, and I found a little patch of rocks where somebody had built a camp fire. I like flames as much as anybody, but I noticed it was just smoldering. So I decided to give the fire some fuel by farting all over it. Like magic, the fire burst into life. Then I thought about it for a second: what is better than corn-laden poo? ROASTED corn-laden poo! I found a stick, stuck it in mah poopy hole, and pulled out a nice steamer. Now, even steamers can get hotter, and I cooked it up like a big brown corn dog. Yum YUM, I've gotta go camping before it gets too cold out.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Yoga is awesom!!!

I have been doing Yoga exercises lately to increase my flexibility so I can find even funner positions to fist my poopie hole. While I was doing my favourite pose where I bend over and put my head near my poopie hole so I can suck on my poopie as it is comming out of my ass mmmmm... I'm fapping!!!

Okay, done fapping. I realized I could stick my head up my ass. It is so beautiful up there. I mean my entire head fit! After years of fisting my poopie hole has gotten so big, my Ethan has to use both of his fists to get up there. But with my head up my ass I feel complete. I can eat my unborn poopies and recycle them over and over. Mmm..... It is like I am a never ending circle of love and poopies!
YOGA does work!
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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Potatoes!

I had severe diarrhea today. I mean its usally all fun to lay around and roll in the delicious corn laden poo, but I had to work! I had to plug that shit up somehow, because it just kept leeking and leeking out of my poopie hole. Then I looked around and saw some potatoes in my kitchen. I decided I could plug up that shit and save the delicious pooey juices for after work. Mmm.... I bent over and shoved that potato up my ass! It went in so easily, because my poopie hole is the size of a gopher hole and all that pooey wet juices were like lube! Mmm... It felt so good to have that rolling around in there. During my lunch break I was so hungry! I had an idea and took the potato out of my poopie hole and it was just soaked my my delicious poopie juice. I bit into it like an apple and it was so fucking delicious! When I pack my lunch from now on, I'm going to let it soak my pooey love juices first!
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Thursday, September 16, 2010

More Period fun!

Hey guys. I feel like the world would be missing out not to hear this, so here goes. Ethan and I have discovered a new kind of sexy fun we can have together during Period Week. First, we have a sword fight with our poopy swords (he told you my custom recipe for them awhile back), and cover each other with hot brown slash marks. Then he bends me over and fucks me in mah poopie hole, just pulling out often enough to paint my body with his shit covered dick. By this point we’re both usually coming all over each other, for a brown viscous pleasure soup all over our sweaty bodies. But if we really want to liven it up, we take as big a shit pile as we can manage (and in my case, that’s a lot), and wrestle around in it. Excuse me, all this talk is makin’ me hawnee.


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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Used Tampons

I decided to do something different for period week. I actually used a tampon instead of my usual diapers. I put one tampon in my pussy and the other up me poopie hole. I used them all day until both holes leeked onto my panties. Mmmm.... After taking my panties off to give the usual sniff and lick and decided to take out both tampons. First I used the bloody one. I squeezed out the bloody goodness into my mouth and then licked up the juices like it was cherry Kool-aid. I got a delicious blood clot to chew on. Mmm... Yummy! It was like gummy bears! Then I took the other tampon out of me poopie hole and it looked like chocolate with delicious corn sprinkled! However, the bad the was my poopie hole started to lee out on my bed. Oh, well, I love the scent of delicious poopies as I sleep. mmm..... It helps me sleep faster! I wish I could be on my period every day! I have both holes a good fist and rolled around in the delicious juices and took a nap!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Horse Poopies


I was walking around my farm today thinking about adding some variety to my diet. I ate tons and tons of human poopies. Though, delicious, it was getting kind of boring. Then I stepped in a big mound of horse poopies! I squatted down in the usually Popanator positon and licked them like a salt block. Now, horses like to eat salt and grass so the poopies were a salted grassy taste. Different and good. I then rolled around the the delicious poopies enjoying the squishy feel on my skin. I rubbed it all over nice and thick. Then I started to lick my self and the grass. The horse then walked up and crapped on my head! Luckily I kept my mouth open and had the nice poopie pebles plop in my mouth. Horse poopies are always best nice and steamy. Mmm...... I need to start feeding that horse corn!
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Period week!!!


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Popanator here! Hello my poopie freaks! I am so happy today! I started my period! I love all the nice lube it provides as I fist my vag and how wonderful the fishy blood smell is. I licked my fist and it was like a delicious fist full of pennies!!! My diaper I wear is full of delicious blood laden poopies. It looks like a work of art. I love maxie pads because they are like scratch and sniff stickers I carry around with me all month long! Mmmm... after a few weeks the blood and poopies make a nice delicious smell! I can't help it everything that comes out of my body is delicious and beautiful.

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

EAT DA POO POO

OMG!!! This is the most erotic video I have ever watched! I fapped and fisted me poopie hole until it bled. Then I used the blood as lube for the other end and fapped some more! The word poo-poo makes me so hawnee!!!

Bathroom fun!


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Thursday, September 9, 2010

The perfect blow job!

This is how I give my boyfriend a blow job. He starts by squatting (he loves to squat!) and by having a nice long poopie dangle out. Then I start sucking on the poopie until nice corny juices leek into my mouth. Mmm...
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What is your favourite kind of poopie?

Here is a list I got from:  http://www.cs.umd.edu/~dabe/Poopie.html What kind of poopies do you like best? Which is the funnest to have?

THE POOPIE LIST:


Bathroom Humor at its finest:

Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie

The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie

This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie

The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poopie

It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie

The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie

The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie

Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie

The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie

That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie

It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poopie

You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie

This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

My personal favourite is the corn poopie! Yum! Tell me yours in the comments!

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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Popcornicon

Most of you remember that I visited my friend the cow a few days ago, to find out who burned my corn. My poopie hole just couldn’t take being without it, and it died so violently for no reason. I’m not usually a vengeful person, but even the Popanator can be pushed too far.


The cow and I hung out for awhile, and she was silent. I asked who had burned my corn, and brought the biggest meadow muffin I could find as an offering. She took it, and seemed to go into a trance. It was like some kind of a shit trip, or something. I’d never seen a cow do that before. It looked pretty fun, really.

Then it seemed like she was talking to me telepathically, because I distinctly heard her say, “Seek Uncle Tony. His matches fell on your corn” without her snout moving at all. That was a pretty neat trick, but I wasn’t focused on that.

Uncle Tony needed a visit. He was the type of person who always figured he could talk his way out of anything. So when I left the cow, I decided to fix that problem.

Now, my first instinct was to just yell at him, but something happened that I didn’t expect in the least. My asshole started to erupt poopies, like I’d never seen before. It started to hurt, it was so intense. In time, I was surrounded in a massive pile of shit, like a cocoon. Inside it, I changed into something different – a different person.

My sadness had turned into rage, and the poop turned into jagged, rock-hard armor on my flesh. My eyes burned red with anger and feces, and my voice turned deep and ragged. I became the Popcornicon. Uncle Tony isn’t gonna like the Popcornicon, if he ever wakes up.

I shrieked a vile roar at Uncle Tony, like the voice of corn-laden poo past come back to settle things. Seeing me covered in shit armor must have fazed him a little bit, so he started to run away as fast as a pregnant man can move. But I chased him down with no problem, and kicked him to the ground, leaving a wet, burning puddle of shit on his back where my foot connected.

He begged me to stop as I shoved one fist up his ass, and began to pull on his intestines. “It wouldn’t be a fair fight if you weren’t armed,” I hissed as I pulled four or five feet of colon out of his shredded butt. “And unlike you, I don’t go picking unfair fights.” Squeezing his shit-mover into a long, thin ribbon, it almost looked like a samurai sword. He had no skill or strength to use it though.

Still he begged for mercy, and his pathetic cries enraged me still further. So I reached my other shitfist into his mouth, pulling at his tongue until his eyes dropped tears like rain. Soon his tongue came out in my hand, and I taunted him with it. “What’s the matter, corn-killer? Crap got your tongue? Popcornicon has no tolerance for sniveling!”

Slamming my fist into his back higher up this time, I began to pull at Uncle Tony’s spine. It came out easier than I would’ve imagined – like it really didn’t wanna be inside him in the first place. It came out as the perfect stabbing weapon. Kicking him onto his bleeding back (that I swear looked just like a gigantic pussy), his eyes pleaded with me like my corn probably pleaded with him. So I expressed my disapproval by stabbing once, twice, three and more times, right in his torso. I pulled up dirt with every thrust of my spine-stabber, and made a big frowny face in his body, before throwing it to the side.

But my revenge needed just one more thing. Pulling bits of corn from myself, I stuffed it into his eyes. One piece, another, another and another still covered his eyeballs, until Uncle Tony lived in a world of my corny vengeance. At some point he passed out, but I was too busy laughing like the Popcornicon I’d become.

In time, the nothing-person beneath me got boring. I debated whether to set him on fire, but decided against it. Death is too kind for some people. And I would rather his body be set upon by the first pack of dogs that shows up, than mercifully cremated.

Popcornicon scares me. But she should scare anybody who wants to hurt me corn even moreso.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Happy Labour Day!

Happy Labor Day, USA!


Happy Labour Day, Canda!

I will  celebrate my hard work by not working today! Yup! That's the way to do it! I will have my OMGWTFBBQ by throwing some nice delicious corn laden poo on the grill and putting it in a hot dog bun! Yum! Grilled poopies is the best! For desert, my Ethan will like the poopie remenants out of my poopie hole!

Mmm... begin the feast of delicious poopies!!! I like them grilled, chilled, or fresh!

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Saturday, September 4, 2010

Poopie fountain!

It's possible to have too much of a good thing, people. Case in point, I've broken through to a whole new level of diarrhea. I never thought I had it in me, but I noticed that I was trickling a bit lately. Now, it was cool to have a little bit of a brown trail, because I never got lost. But it started getting to be more and more, until my asshole pretty much turned into a fountain. I got to the point where I was spinning around in the yard, watering it with my pooey wet juices.
I mean, poopies are great and all, but you can't poop all the time. It starts to get kinda weird. And ya know, usually I'd just stick my fist up there and turn it off, ya know? But when I tried it this time, I couldn't shut off mah poopie fountain. I kept my arm in there like a plug for a while, but then it started to build up pressure.

It's like if you put a rock in a garden hose, or something. It started to be really hard to keep my fist in there, cuz the poopies wanted out that badly. Then my fist shot out and bounced off the ground, followed by a big gusher of Popanator crude. Shit, that is. Black gold, Texas tea.

If you guys wanna borrow a cup of poopies, it's totally on tap. You just come on over with your cups, buckets or whatever. Man, this sucks…

Friday, September 3, 2010

Chewy Yeast Taffy!

Here is a pic of my sweetest boyfriend Ethan!!! I got an idea for a new tasty candy for my party while he was eating my crusty cheesy vag last night! Chewy Yeast Taffy!

Here's the reciepie:

1 cup of vaginal yeast infection juice. (I usually get this by fisting my vag and letting the milky white juices leek in the cup.)
1/4 cup of vag flakes. (I get this by scratching my infected vag!)
1/2 cup of sugar. (It makes the taffy sweet)

Mix all the ingredients nice and hard. LOL@ hard! That's how Ethan mixes my ingredients. Then let it sit out in the sun all day! By the next day go outside and you'll have a chewy taffy substance! Enjoy!


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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Party Snacks: Perfect shit sandwhich!

Welcome to Popanator's Kitchen! Here is a delicious recipie for the perfect Labour Day party. Now, you know all your guests will be hungry! The best way to  satisfy their appetites is to make the perfect shit sandwhich! I know my brother Willie can't help but snack on them and add his own special sauce after a while and eat it!

What you need:

4 shit logs
4 Tsb of Mayonaise
1 455g bottle of Vegemite
2 loaves of bread

Mix all of that shit in a mixing bowl until it is like a paste. Then spread it on the bread and make some sandwiches. Feeds about 16!

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What is autism?

I was asked by one of my friends yesterday what is autism? Well this video pretty much sums it up. See now this website is also educational!