Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Fail

  So, I found out today, that the worst way to start out a conversations is "So... I was looking at my sisters porn today..." Then topped it off as "Well, I mean, I'm just doing research..." Topped it off even better as, "I wanted to see if she did porn in 2001 or if she lied and really started in 2003." My poor friend is still shaking his head.

Well, poopie freaks the start of porn date was actually 1998. Not that I should care about when my sister became a porn star. The only reason I do care is she is a 210 pound version of me. No, you may not find out her porn name, don't ask. Yes, when I was searching for her, I found her through her porn site. That is a good way to find your sister after not seeing her for a couple of decades is through her porn site. Yes, my family is that fucked up in real life. I just had to get that off my chest. Also, they still wonder why I didn't have anything to do with them until December 2012...

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Antartic Porn

Wow, I got a bunch of page views yesterday! Thanks, my favorite shiz biscuits! I'll still poke around once in a while, whenever the mood or my fist strikes my poo hole!

Now, today, I was looking for a warmer place to go to for the winter. Here in central Indiana, the weather is worse than I've ever remembered it. With the wind chills we are expecting next week, I found a place that would literally be warmer to go to: ANTARTICA!

While browsing around trying to find out how to book a cruise to my new tropical paradise, I actually found, no shit, ANTARTIC PORN!


I always wondered what would happen when it is -40F if you decided to take a piss outside. Would it freeze? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h9dr6yMsag#t=46 That YouTube video answered my most burning question it would be more of a mist, an icy mist. Mmmmm.... SNOW CONES!






I did find out that poopies can freeze too. If you mix poopies with milk and ice, you got yourself chocolate icecream! YUM!




That's the way to make some icecream! I would love someone to sit on my face outside and do that! Mmmm.. Chocolate! Shit, gotta go and do productive shit now. Will be back sometime...