Saturday, July 31, 2010

Painful love

I was just sitting there taking my shit all filled with anticipation. But this shit was different. I was so much larger and hard than normal. It was like shitting out one of those rock hard poopcicles but not as nice. It was like giving birth. Then the poopie got stuck. Horrors! I had to take out my vacuum cleaner bent over when the shit brick hanging out of my ass and vacuum it out. The brick was larger than my fist. Finally the damn thing came out and my shit hole was bleeding. I used the blood as lube to fist my cunt for a while, because it hurt just so damn good!!! Then I took my rock hard poopie and threw it against the wall. Now there is a shit stained hole in my wall. Mmm... I licked up the juicies!

Friday, July 30, 2010

Poopcicles!!!!

Here is a nice summer treat for these long hot days of summer! I started freezing the corn from my corn laden poo. They make delightful poopcicles! I thought shit tasted good steaming, but au contraer. It tastes so good frozen! You can either shove a twig up you corn laden steamer and freeze it so you can lick it off the stick or you can pick the corn out of your poopies and then freeze it so you can have corney poopie snacks to keep you cool while you are doing hard work walking those street corners!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Beautiful picture

This picture is so beautiful it made me cry. It is the perfect relationship. Being tied up and having your shit hole fisted. I am in heaven!!!!! I will leave you with that beautiful thought. Goodnight, shit freaks!

Take the poopie survey

Hey shit freaks!!! I want to know what type of poopies you love best.I love the whole world of poopies but I was just curious on what type of poopies make you hungry! Take the survey and I will write about whatever poopies you love!!!

Click here to take survey

Love ya!

Popanator

Monkey Poopies!!!!!!1!!!!

There's nothing like summer time. Fresh flowers, poopies drying in the Sun, and the smell of fresh poopie wafting through the air. I went to the zoo, 'cause the animals are fun to mess around with. I think they understand me better than people can. They pee and poop wherever they want, just like I do. I went past this monkey, just sitting on a rock playing with himself. When he got done, he showed me his teeth – he could brush 'em, that's for sure. Then he threw a fresh steamer right at me, and it splashed right on mah chest. I took the runny poopie and put in my mouth to taste the nice shitty goodness. It tasted like bananas!! So I popped a squat, mined out a fresh lump of brown gold, and chucked it right back at him. Knocked him right off the rock, too. Nobody messes with the Popanator.

Corney Poopies!!!1!!!

I got off the bus the other day, and it was magical. Corn for as far as the eye can see, coming up out of the ground just like it falls out of my poopie hole after awhile. A world of corn – I cried. Then I ran through the rows, taking those lovely corn stalks. Then I wondered how many corn cobs I could stick in mah poopie hole. I was a little tight that day, so I only got to 10. I was walking funny after that, but I had the cutest little pooey corn tail, with big leafy feathers. I grabbed a big armful of corn for later – when I get in shape, I bet I can stuff 20 corn cobs in my ass. Maybe launch 'em out like I did with the rockets, leaving a delicous corny spray for everyone to enjoy and eat!!!!1!!!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Poppy on the interwebs again!

One of my oh so favorite websites is www.droppedthebomb.com. What is so funny, is that I have spread my love of poopies on it so much that there is actually people imitating the POPANATOR!!! Here ya go:

Eric Popinator

Posted On Sunday, July 25, 2010

I love POOPIES! I changed my mind,I have a right don't I? I want to play with poopies again!





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The above post was not posted by me, but by the Popanator imposter. I'm truly sorry, folks.

Posted by Eric on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:39pm

If you are going to imitate Popanator, at least spell it right.

Posted by Popanator on Monday, 07/26/10 - 9:32am


Seriously now, if you are going to pretend to be Popanator, spell it right!!!

an imposter on this site...

Posted On Sunday, July 25, 2010

OK, here's the deal. Since I have given my life to Christ, and ceased posting vile stories and comments on here under the Popanator name, someone has decided to try to steal the name, and continue posting disgusting stories. He is an imposter. He is not the real Popanator. I am Eric Smith, the original Popanator. His stories are even worse than some of mine were. Friend, may I suggest that you go to church, and learn the truth that I have accepted? Or just read your Bible. It's not all about poopie. And please stop using the Popanator name. Seriously, a blimp? That's just not right, friend.





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This guy's a fake. My daddie and me eat poopies all the time and we don't go to no stupid church. We rather stay home and play with poopies and fist each others poopie holes. I love to eat my daddie's poopies.

Posted by POPINATOR on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:16pm

HAHAHAHA! Dude! For real... I know Eric. He's the for real POPANATOR. Well, ex popanator. You should be ashamed to trying to copy his genius! RATBASTARD FOREVER!! HAHAHA!

Posted by RATBASTARD on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:33pm

EAT DICK

Posted by EEBIE on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:35pm

Poster, thank you for the wonderful legacy you left us. Have you considered bringing me and Ratbastard Ralph to church with you? Could we go as a gay couple? He hates my guts so I was kind of hoping we could learn to love each other in a new way (besides just sexually).

Please think about it, Ralph, you really mean a lot to me.

I also know EEBIE did not write that post.

Posted by YNN on Monday, 07/26/10 - 12:49am

You certainly may come with me, YNN. For a long time, I read your posts and comments, and thought that they were very stupid. Now, I have realized that you have tried to give sound advice, while all I did was make stupid rants about poopies and fisting. I am so ashamed. Yes. You and Ratbastard can come with me to church.

Posted by Eric Smith on Monday, 07/26/10 - 1:03am

Eat shit, YNN. You stupid fuck! I'm not going with you anywhere.

Posted by RATBASTARD on Monday, 07/26/10 - 1:06am

YNN, how would you know that the poster claiming to be EEBIE was not indeed EEBIE? Is EEBIE really your alter ego? That would indeed be entertaining to discover. A perfectly logical, well spoken person, who gives sound advice from one side of his mouth, and who spews random vile comments from the other. Ha!

Posted by To YNN on Monday, 07/26/10 - 1:11am

Wow, I didn't know I had some many fans. If you love me that much, just go to my websites popanator.blogspot.com.

Posted by Popanator on Monday, 07/26/10 - 9:48am

I can't tell you how I know EEBIE didn't write that comment, because then the impostor(s) would know how I know.

If I actually had any extra time, I would respond to more people's confessions, not invent some ridiculous game of tag or good cop/bad cop. LOL! I like EEBIE; he's sincere; he's sensitive and misundersood, but a sweet guy.

As for Ratbastard, you still need some time to think about it, I see. That's O.K. remember, I may be a "stupid fuck," but I am STILL a "fuck." Would you ever really want to pass that up, Ratbastard?

Posted by YNN and Rat off to church on Monday, 07/26/10 - 2:11pm

FUCK YOU ALL,FUCKING COCK-SMOKERS! GO TO FUCKING HELL AND BURN! I HATE YOU ALL!

Posted by Eric Smith on Monday, 07/26/10 - 4:55pm

Ratbastard Ralph, I'll NEVER stop loving you. You COMPLETE me. We need each other. I just think you need a little more time to warm up to the whole idea of us doing sexually obscene things to each other. I can't wait, nor can I stand to wait much longer. I will seek you out, stud muffin.

Posted by YNN smoking ratbastard cock on Tuesday, 07/27/10 - 4:


Yup, the first guy Eric Smith is pretending to be Popanator atoning for sins. LOL I think this troll war is actually really cool.

Sick

I feel so sick today and sore. The one wonderful thing about being sick though is the wonderful spray of diarrhea that keeps cumming out of my ass. It is like a hose that is spray wonderful beautiful blue and yellow corn. Then I scoop it all up in a cup to drink it and keep on the continuous spray like a fountain.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Made a period blood and shit smear painting. Mmmm... Ill try not to eat it b?fore i can post it

Cake Recipie

My favorite cake recipie is to take a large dump. Then hold up the dump with corn cobs. Yum!!! Sprinkle the poopie cake with blue and yellow corn and enjoy!!! Poopies plus corn equal a whole new taste sensation.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I am Ze Artist!!!!

I started my period today. It was so beautiful. I fisted my pussy and then I saw this nice bright red blood on my fingers. So I started painting on the wall with my period blood making a mural. Then I decided I need another color, So I fisted my poopie hole and then got out that lovely brown juice. Mmm.... I was making a lovely Yin Yang painting with red and brown. Then in the middle I decided to put in some corn where the dots should be. I am suck a wonderful artist!!!

Atone

I will atone for my sins tonight. I just cannot help the love of my poopies and the delicous taste. Mmm.... However I also find a way to escape from my room and not take my meds. Then I always find a computer and cannot help to write about the love of shit. I wish everyone felt the same as me. I mean, shit tastes so good and it feels so good rubbed into my skin. Then I freeze up the poopie log and use the nice hard POPANATOR log as my dildo. Mmm....

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Dances with poopies!!!

I wanna go up into a rocket. They say there's no gravity in space, so it's kinda like a big toilet, only you can breathe. I want to poop all through the air, and then spin around with it. Ooh, I could dance with it. I could dance with me poopies! I could throw 'em up, and watch 'em float. I could be a floater, too! I could poop so much, all I can see is me poopies, and swim around in the brown goodness, while the corn inside looks just like the stars. I could live out my dream of being in a world of poop

I'm on Titter!!!!!1!!!!

Hey, shit freaks!!!!1!! You can read what I am doing up to the minute and my wonderful days filled with shit. Eating shit, playing with shit, masterbating with frozen shit cicles...mmmm..... And also what I love to do with period blood. It makes cool red koolaid. Mmm... Tastes like pennies. Anyway now I nd to go fap to my period blood painting speckled with the corn out of my poopies!!!! Here is my Titter account: @Popanator.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Yogurt!!!!!1!!!!

I was having a really bad yeast infection. So, I decided to cure it with tampons and yogurt. However, the tampon got stuck so I had to fist myself to get it out. It got nice clumpy cheesy yogurt. Mmm.... Then it was a nice cheese stick of a tampon. I licked my fist!!!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Pipy poopies!!!!!!

I've been riding my bike cuz it's so warm out, and there's nothing like poopies drying in the sun as the jelly poopies just drip down my legs. I got on my bike the other day, and I saw that the seat is on a pipe. So I took off the seat, and lubed up the pipe so it could go up my ass hole, so my poopies could drip into my bike and make it mine. Now I ride around town dripping poopy lines on the road – maybe people will follow the brown trail I'm blazing with me diarrhea.

Peppers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like peppers! Pepper pepper peppers! I ate me some peppers yesterday, and got on me bike to take a ride. But my poopies decided to leak a bit. So I got to riding really fast, put my ass in the air, and launched some spicy rocket poopies to make me go even faster. The car behind me used to be white, but it's brown now – and the driver was so happy, he kept yelling at me and waving his hand at me as my poopies just kept pelting his wind shield juicy, spicy sweet chunks. Half his arm is soaked in warm brown Popanator goodness, and it got me so hot. My widdle button is all peppery - I wanna lick it like a cat.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happy 4th of July!!!!

Today I decided to celebrate the 4th of July by taking an artillery shell and covering it with my corn ladden poo. Then I put the tubing up my poopie hole with the artilery shell and lit it. It made a lovely fireworks display splattering the corn down for all to enjoy. Now I'm in the hospital with my asshole blown out so big I can't even fist it right now. :(

Saturday, July 3, 2010

My pubes are so long when i fart it tickels my shit hole!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Suspended from Yahoo Answers



Okay, this one I don't get. As someone who love poopies, I naturally have a few questions about them. Like why does my poopies have corn? Why do my farts smell good? What does poop taste like. (I found out later it tastes like spit.) Why is that considered trolling? Everyone should have more of a love for poopies. I love to fist my poopie hole and lick my fist. I wish everyone else would just enjoy a nice steamer on their coffee table like I do. I like to look up and watcfh the poopies fall from the poopie hole and just splatter on the coffee table. Then I pick out the corn and eat it. Mmmm....

Popanator spreading love and shite on the interwebs

One of my other favorite sites to visit is www.droppedthebomb.com. It is where i can post my most intimate secrets and spread my love of poopies. This day where I wrote at: http://www.droppedthebomb.com/confession/Garage-Sale/7286 I talked about buying a used dildo at a garage sale. Scroll down and you can also see where I wrote it on here. The comments I got were fucking hilarious:

what the hell kind of garage sale would sell a used dildo? youre a liar. go on somewhere else.

Posted by lovelybonesmachine on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 12:50pm

Ignore lovelybonesmachine. It irritates me how everyone here always calls everyone else a liar. I think you're weird. How would it look like corn? I can't picture it.


Posted by Multiple Me on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 5:44pm

It would look like corn because my poo has a lot of corn on it. If I put it up my ass and the ribs caught the poo then it would have poopies and the corn in the poopies on it. Mmm... It makes me hungry!!!!


Posted by Popanator on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 5:47pm

Fucking liar. Your the same shit eating asshole who keeps posting messages about shit on this site. Find another site to shit on.


Posted by YoYo on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 11:38pm

what is your fucking problem lovelybonesmachine or crap fucker get the hell out of this site you don't deserve to be here!

Posted by mimi amma on Thursday, 07/1/10 - 4:59pm

YOUWILLDIEFROMEATINGCORN.YOUAREFUCKINGSTUPIDTOEATCORN.TRYEATINGSOMEARSNICINSTEAD.HAHAHAHAHHHAHA.


Posted by YOUWILLDIE on Thursday, 07/1/10 - 8:02pm

Hopefully someday, I'll inspire more love for poopies and the delicious corn inside of them.

Popanator on the interwebs

What does Popanator love to do more than anything? Visit the world wide web spreading the love of poopies. This is some quote from my favoritest website I love to post on www.peopleofwalmart.com . You should check it out. It has some sexxy pictures of white trash at the favorite meeting place Wal-Mart. One of my favorite responses I've gotten to my comments:

Rev J

Popanator, you are a sick child. Maybe we should pimp you out to some German shizer porn and may some money off of you.
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@REV J — take it easy on popanator. He is obviously a “special” child whose developmental delay has left him as fixated on his poopie hole as my 10-year-old nephew. Expecting him to stop talking about his anus is like expecting the ocean to stop being wet.