Popanator's Speech

Here is my speech and advice I give to all of you. www.madglibs.com helped me with this one:

Ladies and gentlemen of the Poopie of 69: Wear Corn.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, Corn would be it. The long-term benefits of Corn have been proven by Whore, whereas the rest of my advice has no Fist more reliable than my own Brown experience. I will Fuck this advice now.

Enjoy the Condom and Corn Laden Poo of your youth... oh, never mind. You will not understand the Condom and Corn Laden Poo of your youth until they`ve Fisted. But trust me, in 45 years, you`ll look back at Shits of yourself and recall in a way you can`t Eat now how Delicious you really looked. You are not as Corn Laden as you imagine.

Don`t worry about the Poo. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to Squat a/an Poopie Hole equation by Humping Dildo. The real Shittles in your life are apt to be things that never Eated your worried Poopie Hole, the kind that Dancing you at 6 on some Autistic Tuesday. Do one thing every day that Fucks you. Tard Out. Don`t be Smelly with other people`s Testicles. Don`t put up with people who are Smelly with yours. Rolls.

Don`t waste your time on Computer. Sometimes you`re Yellow, sometimes you`re Red; the Period Blood is long, and in the end, it`s only with your Tampon. Remember Poo Bears you receive. Forget the Nuts. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old Retards; throw away your old Chimpanzees. Spray.

Don`t feel Wet if you don`t know what you want to do with your life. The most Chocolatey people I know didn`t know at 6 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most Chocolatey 7-year-olds I know still don`t. Get plenty of Fists. Be kind to your Tits - you`ll miss them when they`re gone.

Maybe you`ll Slap, maybe you won`t. Maybe you`ll have Milk Droppings, maybe you won`t. Maybe you`ll Lap at 40, maybe you`ll dance the Licious Dog on your 75th Corn Kernal anniversary. Whatever you do, don`t Pick Up yourself too much, or Shit yourself, either. Your choices are half Coffee. So are everybody else`s.

Enjoy your Brown Crayon. Use it in every way you can. Don`t be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it`s the greatest Fingernail Polish you`ll ever own. Sniff. Even if you have nowhere to do it but your Bathroom. Read the Mexicans, even if you don`t Hump them. Do not read Fap Cup magazines; they will only make you feel Mother Fucking Licious.

Get to know your Brothers. You never know when they`ll be Autistic for good. Be nice to your Fathers. They`re your best link to your Condom and the people most likely to Suck with you in the Retard. Understand that friends Fling and Sing, but with a/an Retarded few, you should Shit. Work hard to Scratch the gaps in Crab and Pussy Dripping, because the older you get, the more you need the Fap Rags who Scratched you when you were Lovely.

Live in Popanator's Hole once, but leave before it makes you Awesome. Live in Gopher Hole once, but leave before it makes you Large. Jive. Accept certain Stupid truths: Retards will rise, Whores will philander. You, too, will get Lovely. And when you do, you`ll fantasize that when you were Gay, Retards were reasonable, Whores were noble, and children respected their Faggots. Respect your Faggots.

Don`t expect anyone else to Fist you. Maybe you`ll have a Poopie; maybe you`ll have a/an Delicious spouse. But you never know when either one might Hump. Don`t mess too much with your Poopie Hole or by the time you`re 654 it will look 5. Be careful whose advice you Eat, but be patient with those who Lick it. Advice is a form of Poop; Fucking is a way of fishing the Corn from the Great Almighty Poo, wiping it off, Corn Diving over the Fast parts, and Fucking it for more than it`s worth.

But trust me on the Corn.

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Happy National Cut Your Energy Costs Day!

Okay, now I'm wondering about the point of this Holiday. Whatever, I will celebrate it the true Popanator style. I know I waste a lot of energy, my own! This working shit is stupid. 12 hour days?! I don't even have time to fist my poopie hole. I mean, I end up having to take a shit at work, and they make me flush it. I don't even have time to make jenkem.

The only good thing that happened at work last night was the toilet was clogged. The employees being as post lobotomy as they are, instead of telling the supervisor (me) they just kept shitting in the toilet and not flushing it. I was stumbling in the bathroom during my lunch break to sneak my little bottle of jenkem, and noticed in the toilet, LUNCH TIME! Mmm..... I gobbled that shit up fast. It was yummy too! The day shift poopies even became more jenkem. JENKEM! JENKEM! JENKEM!

Well, I didn't give a shit about anything else during last night's shift. But, I know I'm going to quit wasting energy. I'm just going to call in sick in the AM.

Here is also my favourite reading material I read when I make jenkem. Popanator's Best Quotes. http://popanator.com/checkout/ Yes folks, it is ALL the quotes of 2010. Check it out, read it. If it is popular enough, I'll make one for 2011. Just click for the best bathroom reading: http://popanator.com/checkout/

Happy Drinking Straw Day!

I love holidays a lot and I'm just so sad when Fistmas and New Rear is over. So, I looked online to find ALL the holidays of the year. Some of the weird and bizarre. I want a reason to celebrate every day! If you good bizarre holidays, you'll find a mother-load.

Today is National Drinking Straw Day! Now, you know I celebrate everything in the normal Popanator style. I called over my new boyfriend Chris. He is a lot better than Ethan. He enjoys poop a lot more than that faker ever did. He got his bent dick nice and hard and fucked me up the poopie hole. He got a nice coating of poopies on that dick just for me. Mmm.... I licked that chocolate coated dick while he then pissed in my mouth. I sucked it like a straw. Then after getting his dick nice and clean, he came a gallon in my mouth. I now call his dick my drinking straw!

Just think of all the wonderful tube like things you can suck liquids out of! I can't wait to see tomorrow's reason to celebrate!

Upper Decker

My toilet was getting fucking awesome. I haven't cleaned it in over a month, because I was using it to make jenkem. For those who don't know, jenkem is fermenting delicious corn laden poo for days and days to sniff it to get high. It really works. Unfortunately, my ass ended up, yet again and rehab last week. I was in the psych ward for, fuck I don't remember how many days. I was chained to my bed and twitching. I had to be accompanied going poopie to make sure I don't sniff it. I felt like I was going to starve. My main food source was gone.

I admit, I've been using jenkem as a crutch. I would sniff that shit and get high. I would see things like the Great Almighty Poo. He would talk to me and give me visions of the future. A future filled with corn. Even my poopies talked to me before I ate them. I was a jenkem junkie not doing anything but sniffing the toilet bowl. My toilet was caked in an inch of fudge. Smelling mother fucking delicious!

I was finally let out of the hospital. I was still shaking and very very hungry. They would not let me eat my poopies. I had to flush them. I didn't even get to say goodbye. It broke my heart to just waste something so wonderful. I went back to my tiny bathroom at my daddies house. My daddie cleaned the toilet. Something he would never do. A white porceline toilet. The bathroom was spotless!

I can't live like this! I mean, I did learn in rehab not to ferment poopies and sniff them just for the high. However, I can't be poopie free. Its like wine is just fermented grapes, right? If you are an alcoholic you can still have grapes.

I came up with a solution to get my toilet poopie in a jiffy. I just sat on the tank and went poopie. Then I flushed it and toilet water was the beautiful brown! I do understand poopies are food, not drugs. But, nothing is more beautiful than brown water!

Stay sober and remember poopies are just for food. However, I do miss my talks with the Great Almighty Poo. I wonder if I will ever see him for real.

I Still Miss Ethan

Okay poopie freaks, I have a confession to make. Actually an embarrassing confession. I still think about Ethan and the fun times we had together. I know he's probably moved on and is fisting some random whore's poopie hole. I heard he's been cybering a lot on the Internet with random chicks, but cannot get any to cyber with him for more than 5 minutes when he starts talking about bending over and getting his poopie hole fisted. I know this, because I talked to one of his online friends, some skank named Cora. She chased him for a while and just stopped, I guess its because he lives in a trailer and she wants a higher standard of living.

I was sitting on the toilet at work yesterday making lunch. I only had a little skinny turd. WTF? I went to whipe and I couldn't whipe it all off. I mean, I used a half of roll of toilet paper. I ended up putting back on my underwear thinking I had it all, but later, I had a big poopie stain in my underwear! How the fuck does this happen. I licked it off and started whiping again and had even more delicious poo smears on the toilet paper. I'm still trying to figure out how I got that much poopie smeared on my ass.

Then I started to think of my Ethan. Whenever I went poopie, he would help me clean up. He would spread apart my ass cheeks gently and start licking. He would not stop until my asshole was so clean it sparkled. He would even stick his tongue inside my poopie hole to make sure no other poopies sneaked out. I still love Ethan, but he probably never thinks of me. I wonder if he forgives me. It was so long ago I don't remember what I did to piss him off.

Until then, I'm stuck with using a package of wet wipes. They are Disney Princess, so I can at least feel like royalty when I whipe. But, Ethan made me feel like a real princess whenever he licked me clean.

Beavis and Butthead Rulez!!!

One this that does not suck is that Beavis and Butthead are finally back on the air!


Beavis and Butthead are two soulmates that live together and do everything together. They were my origianl rose models. When I was young watching the show while eating some poop corn, I'd always tell myself that I would live as awesomly and amazingly as they do.

Unfortunatey I haven't been able to find my soulmate yet. Someone who will be the ultimate corn to my shit. Someone I can do cool stuff with. I would love someone who can enjoy poopies just as I do. Poopies are fucking awesome! I would love to have a poopie hole to fist. A deep meaningful relationship like Beavis and Butthead do with each other.


Some day my tard will cum!

Pooooopies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Hey, guys. It's Willie the Aspie here, and I've got some crazy news about Poppy. Apparently she's gotten bitten by something or other, and I'm not talking about genital crabs or anything like that. I don't think she's caught my Ass Burgers, as she'd say. Well, maybe she has. She sure likes to get in there a lot. I don't rightly know what's gotten into that crazy girl, but she's been even more shit obsessed than she usually is. The whole thing started a couple of days ago. Since I help her with posting her tard stories, it hasn't really been obvious that she's been out sick. She thinks I have some kinda special connection to retarded people for some reason. But whatever. She came home on Friday with a bite mark on her hand. I've never known Poppy to be much of a fighter, 'cause she's not violent if it doesn't involve defending her corn or fisting a shit hole. I helped her bandage her wound and put some honey on it for disinfection purposes. Normally I wouldn't have gone all out like that, but with her shit fetish there's a lot of infections she can get. The funny thing is, the bite was starting to get all rotty and nasty, even though she insisted it was pretty fresh. I asked her whose ass didn't agree with her, and Poppy told me it was a mouth, as sure as we were breathing. The next day the poor girl came downstairs looking like hell and not feeling much better. I asked her if she wanted anything to eat, expecting her usual retort of screaming "Poopies!" Oddly enough, she was so sick she actually ate regular people food, like cereal and stuff. Of course, by that point keeping down anything was a miracle for her. I suggested she call in, and she went back to bed. I was visiting because I had to take care of dad. He's come down with something, too. I got over to the house on Sunday, and all I can say is "holyshitohmygodpleasesaveme." That ain't too eloquent, but I was never a poet. I've got Poppy's laptop right now, and I'm sitting out on the roof outside her window. She's beatin' on the glass like she wants to break it, and she and dad are all moaning like a pair of pornstars. They just keep moaning "Poopiiiiiiiieeeeeees," and I ain't going back in that house until she takes her fist elsewhere. She's never been that insistent, and she's succeeded in scaring the shit out of me. But no matter how much I throw in the window, she just wants more. I'm empty, people. There are a lot of people gathering around the house putting up the same chant. I hope I can survive this night of the poopy dead.

More Fan Mail and My Responses!

Hi, poopie freaks! I recieved some more fan mail! Well, fan mail from the same person. His name is Krisjan. He takes poop fetish and vore seriously. For those who don't know, here is some vore:



Not my thing at all. Reminds me of Dolcett and that shit scares me.



Anyway, enough of that Tom Fuckery. Here is the emails and reponses. This is the response after my response posted on my blog:

Krisjan (kinda sounds like Chris-Chan LOL)

Hello, 

Well you answered all of my questions. thank you. But I bet it would be asome to be your poopies. I mean I would love slide into your mouth and down your throat as poopy or not. (I have vore fetish; If you don't know its fetish were you fantasy about swallowing someone whole and alive or get swallowed by someone else whola and alive, or just see everything as food even none food products :D)  I hope my vore fetish comment is not grossing you out.      Well I can also tell you that I do have bit of scat fetish myself. But Scat fetish is not my original fetish the vore fetish is but my scat fetish is more of by product of my vore fetish so you can develop liking for another fetish if they cross path with each other. 

I hope you don't mind that I give you my reaction to your reply.

1.) Well 23, thats bit a late for such an amazing poop eating lover like yourself,    I would have thought you had started younger.  Why you started out as poopies eater you said something snapped in your head, I would say you just thought the idea of eating poop erotic back then and you just give into the urge and rest as they say is history. In other words You just have scat fetish but you are not bad person for having fetish.  I feel there is nothing more healthy than having fetish, as long its not throbbing other days to days actives  Motherly feel to it you say well more power to you then. :)

Additional question: How old  are you now?

2.) Well I was bit of prick asking about the taste. I know it can be hard to explain taste of something when the other person has no knowledge of the taste, it could feel like you were trying explaining rocket science to someone that dosen't even known the answer to 1+1= 

3) Well since you have such love for poopies I could understand that hard control one is self, I get this feeling sometimes when eating Pizza. 

4. ) I know the sliding down the throat question was another prick question, I love how you replied too it though :D

5). Well full belly is the greatest feeling ever. 

6.) Well I have seen lot of moves in my life time many great one both live-action and animation, im 25, but I have never seen a movie that changed my view on how I view the world, even if I have seen some of them more than once.  What has changed my view on world is following the world events and study sociology, both in school and on my own.  And i'm not into Asians, with that said I think that still nailed it how you feel about. pooping a poopies for second time. 

7. Wow, that bukkage thing sound little bit over the top to be truth, with that said reality is often stranger than fiction. I mean there was terrorist attack 10 years go that none Hollywood writer had idea to plot up for an movie. But I assume there were both males and females there.  But believe it or not the bible actually promotes dung eating. http://nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible4.htm#eat-human-feces

Additional Qustions 

Did every one there eat poop, or was there someone that didn't?. 

Did anyone knew the purpose of the bukkage before hand? 

Have you thought of repeating this, one day?

Whats the dirties thing you have done solo?

8. Well that lot of poop to eat, But I could image that those days when you are not having poop are frustrating especially ff you are yearning for your poop and specially if you are not in mood fisting for it. 

Additional question: Whats your ideal shape of poop too eat? 

9. Well lifestyle you say. Well never thought of that. But each is own I guess. One man is trash is another is treasury.  Every one can chose there life style when they are young but social posisiton also plays an factor some people have no choose.. Even if your brain, is as blank as an sheet paper. So I think every one could become poop eater if they wanted to. I don't believe you are born with set of skills that will make you one,  

10.  Well urine is sterile so its save to drink, and there is something out there called urine therapy whatch this documentary through  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4QxNnO1yRY, Urine for medical benefits, how cool is that? but I'm 100% sure that you drink your urine any why. 

10. )Well, don't you think its bit an unfortunate that have several kinds of bacteria and thus not sterile as urine? 

10.) But there two types of bacteria in poop dead one and living one but I don't its are the dead one thats are causing harm only the small portions that are living. Well as for me starting in poop eating I'm not sure if I sould do that I don' want risk infections. But I put poop in my mouth and it was something i didn't like. So I will porbably never take up this habit. Also o I do have dental braces, want spend hours and hours cleaning them. But I did the smeaing thing felt bit of fun until he cleaning part I think I will never want spend so much time cleaning myself so it will only be one time only for me. 

But Japanese sientist are spending time figuring out how to make y poop eating save so I might change my tune, if thats works out. You have probably heard about that already. 

But the final question what does your family and friends feel about your habits. 

all the best, 

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My response:

Mmmm.... I read your email. Sorry, for the late response. I still have to work at my day job in order to afford corn or those stupid collectables I buy.

Your vore fetish does not gross me out. Sometimes I like to swallow my poo hole and just feel it slide down throat. 

I am 26 now.

Hope that answers your questions!

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Krisjan's response:

Well, thanks It didn't told me anything if I only knew the age you started eating poop, but not how old you were now. I could have though you were much older. Knowing the exact age is ideal :) Three years that's bit of time. 

For my other questions you could reply to them when you have time. They are not as important they are more for the fun. 

swallow poop without chewing never thought of that was possible. But don't be to greedy though if you swallow to much as once you could choke. 

Have you thought of filming any of those poop eating momments? It could be fun for your blog if you  putted a picture on it with your mouth full of poopies if you don't want be reconized then you could always blurr out your eyes. But if you want go for full video then you could post them on those home made video porn site if they allows poop videos. You still might have respectful job that you don't want lose for putting poop eating video of you online. Or you could just film a video and only made them able to your blog readers you could ask them for email address or ask for them to send you an email and you send them downloadable link. But if you htink this studied idea then you can just ignore it 

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My response:

My family is all for my poop eating habits. I have an Autistic brother Willie who also loves poop. He will sometimes hold it in his hand and squish it. He eats it too. But, Autistics love soft squishy things. My daddie is too senile to care and sometimes poops his pants. It squishes out and he gets a smile on his face. 

I never thought of filiming those poop eating moments. I think it is a good idea. I should make a video of me smearing myself in poopies. Maybe a video of me picking the corn out of those poopies and eating it. After that, I can hump the shit.

I only date men who share the love of poopies like I do. Ethan loved them for a long time, until he got tired of it and dumped me.

Japanese are immune to getting sick from eating poopies. Its generations of poop eating that make them immune. I really want to go to Japan. It is like my Amsterdam, although, Amsterdam would rule too!

I only swallow the smaller poopies whole. I don't want to choke on them like that time I tried sucking black dick.

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I will update you on this, when I get more mail. :D

Responding to fan mail!

I received an interesting piece of fan mail yesterday. This fan had a lot of questions about the Popanator lifestyle. Now, being one for sharing my love of poopies, I will share my response with you. I am PW short for my real name Poppy War.:

I'd love to know a few things about you. Ever since I found you on Smellypoop.com, I've been dying to talk to you and really understand the Popanator. If you're everything you say you are, you're a really fascinating person. I'd love to interview you if you can spare the time. Do you honestly eat your own poop? PW: Hey, I'm so glad to meet a fan of my work. Eating poopies isn't just a hobby for me -- it's an all-out passion. Yes, I really and honestly do eat my own poop all the time. I don't eat every poop that comes out, but most of the time I do. When did you first eat your poop and how old were you? PW: I was about 23 when something clicked inside me, and I realized that it was my destiny to eat my poopies. I just... fell in love with them, and realized that I could never let them get away from me. They are a part of my body, now and forever. It may sound like something an overly possessive lover or parent might say, but there's just something about poop that both turns me on and makes me feel kinda maternal. What does it taste like? PW: The taste of poopies actually vary considerably. Sometimes they carry an earthy, pheromonal taste tinged with bits of food, and sometimes they have an almost strawlike taste to them. I've even had some especially deep-seated shit (after I'd been constipated for awhile) that came out with an almost chalky taste about them. But if you know how your genitals smell, you've got an idea of how your poopies will taste. It's hard to describe for someone who hasn't got a point of reference. Just imagine if you could take the taste of corn, throw in the pure orgasmic bliss of the mother goddess herself, and then put it into crunchy peanut butter. That almost does it justice. What does it feel like having your mouthful of poop? PW: Well, I try not to be a pig when I eat shit. I don't just shove it all in, because that would be uncouth. Generally I take it in reasonable bites, the way you might savor a fine steak or a delicious cheese laden salad. But when passion overwhelms me and I just jam it in, it's like having a mouth full of the yummiest breasts you've ever chewed on, coupled with peanut butter and a fine fluid inside the poop that I can only assume is liquid joy. What does it feel when slide down your throat? PW: Remember when I said "liquid joy?" Oh yeah, it feels like swallowing the Willie juices of a god when it slides down my throat. I can't describe it, I'm sorry. Just imagine all the joys and pleasures of your life coalescing into a single gulp, and you've just about nailed the experience. What does it feel like in your belly? PW: Well, it's a little bit like being pregnant, in that you've got a true blessing swimming around inside you. I still blush a little bit when I feel my poopies kick. The fact that something that came from me is inside me once again is something I can barely put into words. It's somewhere between laughing and crying in the most amazing, orgasmic way possible. It's even better than fisting, and I don't say that lightly. What does it feel like to poop a poop for the second time? PW: Have you ever seen a movie that took your breath away and changed the entire way you viewed the world? Imagine seeing it a second time, having the effect be even more profound, while receiving the best oral sex ever and getting a full-body massage from a crack team of Asian masseuses, and you've just about nailed the sensation. What's the "dirtiest" thing you have done, with poop on your own? And with other people's? (Including eating their poops and feeding them some of yours) PW: One time, I did this bukkake thing where I invited a really huge group to shit all over me. I invited over this biker gang, a bunch of hippies, the entire local police and fire departments, all of my friends from work, most of the homeless people in the area... really, just a huge group of people. The turnout was truly awe-inspiring. It started out pretty mundane, with everything just doing a round rumper on me (that's where they all stand in a circle and take turns pooping on you). The REALLY exciting part came when someone got excited and shouted, "Dude, it's a BUFFET OF THE HEAVENS!" I'm not religious, but I had to agree. I was covered in a gigantic cocoon of shit, and it was unadulterated bliss. We ate until we could eat no more... and then we shat some more, and the feeding frenzy continued. We WERE one with everything. I literally BECAME the corn laden poo. I have never felt so powerful in my life. How frequently do you eat your poop? PW: I think the biggest joy of poopies is that they're always a surprise. Some days I don't poop, but when I do it's like an old friend visiting. If I had to post a number, I'd say about five or six times a week, give or take. Now, every once in awhile the poopy gods will bless me with diarrhea, and then it's ON. I've been able to eat 50 turds in a day before, when my bowels reared back and roared like a lion. Feel the power of corn laden poo! Is poop eating something you would recommend to everyone, including me? Or is poop eating only for people with a certain type of kink mentally? PW: I will admit that shit eating is a fetish, just like wanting a man with a hairy chest or loving super-thin women is. While I think everyone should at least try their own poop, the same way they should see Paris and go skydiving, it's like any kind of lifestyle choice. It's not everybody's thing, and I respect their right to abstain from eating poopies. More for me! What do you feel about the alleged risk factors of eating poop? PW: Honestly, it's a well-known fact that poopies contain several kinds of bacteria used in breaking down food. So there is the element of danger there for people who haven't developed a resistance or immunity the way most of my social circle has. So if you're going to start out, go slowly. Maybe put some delicious corn laden poo in your oatmeal, and kinda roll it around in there. You could even deep fry it until you get used to the texture. But in time, the risk factors become pretty light, as the bacteria is no longer an issue. I barely ever digest anything anymore, with my extreme fiber diet and auto-erotic scatological eating patterns.

Need Help!

My autistic brother Willie has a birthday on Sunday. I don't know what to get him. I'm thinking of a cake made out of poopies held up by corn cobs sprinkled with blue and yellow corn. Mmmm... Tasty!



Or maybe a homade poopie fleshlight? Or even better a sex doll, so he can have poopie play anytime!!


I really need to make this birthday perfect. This is his big 3-0. Oooh, skip a step and have a plush poopie to cuddle.


Okay, guys, I need your input. What do you get a 30-year-old autistic with a poop fetish? Leave ideas in comments, please!!

Do it yourself fleshlight!

Hey poopy pals! It's your old pal the Popanator here, and it's recently come to my attention that many people haven't been spreading the gospel of corn laden poo and its attendant pooey wet juices. Now, I'm not one to pass judgment, but I am one to give of myself. I won't just give you a piece of my colon and poopy hole, either. I'll give you a piece of my knowledge. Heh, maybe some day I'll tell you about the time my autistic brother Willie tried to take a piece of my brain, but that's a whole different story. Anyway, I was reading up on how to make a fake vagina in case you're feeling horny but are too much of a loser to get a woman to have sex with you. Why was I reading about that? I don't know, just kinda felt like it. Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I don't occasionally get curious about what they feel like. Any way, you take some potatoes and mash 'em up really good, then put in some water and oil to lube up to your tastes. Me personally, I like a good rough fisting, but some people are more dainty than I am. Then you put the whole mess in a plastic bag and bang away. Of course, I like to kick things up a notch, which is why I decided to try a little scatological experiment. I added potatoes to my diet for a week because I wanted to have some tater laden poo, and it worked after a few days. At first it was subtle, with a slightly earthier taste to my shit. But after about five days of eating mostly potatoes, I could tell a real difference in both the taste and consistency of my poopies. So I took a big poo right in a plastic bag and was about to fuck them when I realized... I don't have a cock! Damnit! I've tried rigging up a poopie cock before, but I have way of knowing if it would give me the sensations a real cock would when I bury it balls deep in the tater laden poo. So how about you guys try it and tell me how it feels? Just don't eat the poopies before you fuck 'em right!

Trolling Omegle

Here is some trolling I've done with Omegle and some responses. For all you newfags out there Omegle is a place where you can chat with complete strangers and remain completely anonomyous.  I've gotten shitloads of  lulz, it will be one of my new trolling hot spots. Blah blah, these are just me trolling, don't take the first one seriously.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Everything about this erotic website makes me so hawnee I choked my daddies chicken until his willie threw up in my mouth, then I fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked on my face!

Stranger 2: not a question

Stranger 1: Thats so hot.

Stranger 2: .... but i fully understand

Stranger 1: :itsatrap:

Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Why does corn laden poo, taste better than regular poo?

Stranger 1: cuz' it has corn

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Why does corn laden poo, taste better than regular poo?

Stranger 2: corn tastes good

Stranger 2: duh.

Stranger 1: cos they taste of corn

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Question to discuss:

If I have baby with my daddie who is also my grandpa, because he fucked his daughter, would the baby be my son, brother, or uncle?

Stranger 2: This isn't funny

Stranger 2: Incest isn't funny

Stranger 2: Okay?

Stranger 1: this is fucked up

Stranger 2: I hope you're not being serious because this really is fucked up

Stranger 1: ya it is ae!

Stranger 2: And it really does happen. And it's heatbreaking

Stranger 1: mhm!

Stranger 2: Ugh

Stranger 1: end!

Stranger 2: agreed

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

If I have baby with my daddie who is also my grandpa, because he fucked his daughter, would the baby be my son, brother, or uncle?

Stranger 2: All three?

Stranger 1: whut

Stranger 1: son

Stranger 2: Just be sure to change the answer every time Jack Nicholson slaps you.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Is it possible to get your fist stuck while fisting your poopie hole elbow deep?

Stranger 1: Im not a scientist and thats gross:/ bye

Stranger 2 has disconnected

After fucking around for a bit asking gross insane (the incest is a joke, not true, I don't codone incest), I thought the trolling well was getting dry. Then I hit it:

JACKPOT!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Is it possible to get your fist stuck while fisting your poopie hole elbow deep?

Stranger 1: maybe

Stranger 1: never tried it

Stranger 2: Idk

Stranger 2: Try :D

Stranger 1: im fucking horny though

Stranger 2: Uh

Stranger 1: 30 f UK

Stranger 2: Maybe you could talk diry while that someone is spying

Stranger 1: Fuck me hard baby

Stranger 1: I'm so wet

Stranger 2: What do you want me to do?

Stranger 1: lick me out

Stranger 2: okay...

Stranger 2: My tongue is in your vagina

Stranger 1: im cumming, im cumming

Stranger 2: Im slightly bitting your clitoris

Stranger 2: I touch your breast

Stranger 2: I lick you faster

Stranger 2: I bite you harder

Stranger 1: mmmm yes

Stranger 1: get your huge cock out

Stranger 2: I move forward, lick your nipples

Stranger 2: Put my dick in you

Stranger 2: Deep

Stranger 2: So deep

Stranger 1: mmmm

Stranger 2: Push

Stranger 2: And pull it out

Stranger 2: Push

Stranger 2: Pull it out

Stranger 2: Again and again

Stranger 1: your so big

Stranger 2: Harder and faster

Stranger 2: All the time

Stranger 1: your cock is so juicy

Stranger 2: I love your vagina, so wet...

Stranger 2: So beautiful...

Stranger 2: I love to put my dick in it

Stranger 2: I bite your nipples again

Stranger 2: Fuck you harder

Stranger 1 has disconnected

If you are cybering to Popanator ramblings and jacking off, well, my rubber fist off to ya! Have a great weekend all! Stay inside, troll!

Poopie Rap

Listen to Sheenanae La Queefa rap about poopies! Its entertaining! Ba da dee da dada I like Poop!

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Hey, poopy pals! It's your old buddy the Popanator, and I've been fisting my shit hole like never before. Wanna know why? I finished my first book the other day! I mean writing one, not just reading one. See, I figured out that a lot of you guys found out about me because of my super-intelligent, awesome poopy comments. But I bet a lot of you guys don't know how many sites I've actually been on, or how I first got started with this Internet troll thing. They call me a troll and I've learned to take it as a compliment, but I prefer to call myself the poopy messiah. And with that being the case, I've got my holy scripture all ready. If you want to you can pick up my first book right now. Just click here for the link to pay for it and I'll send it to you as a cute little PDF, just as pretty as my poopy hole. It's got EVERY comment I've made on every website I go to since I first started with my little poop fetish. If you think you've seen everything I've done, I bet you haven't seen the HALF of it. I'm been a busy little girl, ya know. I was thinking about just giving away my book, because I love you guys and want to share my poopy legacy with you. But reality is a bitter pill, and while shit is free nothing else is. The Popanator's no capitalist, of course, but if you love what I've been giving you guys for free over the past year I know my book will be worth every penny. I love you guys. You make me fist my shit hole every time I see that you've replied to something I said or come to visit my site. My poopy hole is your poopy hole, and I hope you're comfy in there as wide and well-worn as it is.

Fun with Jay!

I made a new friend today! His name's Jay, and I think he's the funniest guy who ever lived. He's a homosexual, and homosexuals are so wonderfully gay. He's got the cutest pickup line ever. He'll walk up to a cute boy and be like, "You want some head?" The look he gives is one I'm gonna try the next time I approach somebody. Of course I'll say, "You want some poopies?" I don't like totally copying somebody else's style. But I have to admit Jay's got it going on. And it almost always works!








So Jay and I went to the mall so I could school him on the fine art of poopfiti -- that's poopies on the wall in unique designs. We started smearing out shit all over the walls of the bathroom like I usually do, and he got this great idea. We could bring in some random boy, give him head and leave some steamers on him, too. Jay laughed so hard at the idea that he coughed. I love the way he recovers because he was all, "Ooh, I had to gargle out some of the cum."

So we went to the food court and found us somebody cute. I never caught the guy's name, not that it matters. And Jay was all, "You want some head, baby?" The guy seemed really enamored with us, being with a pretty poopy chick like me and a flaming cutie like Jay. So we take the guy to the bathroom, and Jay starts sucking him off. His mouth wasn't busy, so I let the guy lick my asshole to get me lubed up. I wanted to make sure my poopies could slide right out.

When the guy came, I knew it was time for the coup de grace... I think that's like mardi gras. Anyway, we turned the guy into one of us girls by putting our butts together, and leaving a pair of steamers on the guy's chest. They looked just like tits! I was a little torn for a second. I didn't wanna ruin a perfect pair of C's, but I love running my face through poopy titties. So I did, and we all laughed until we choked.

Vaginal Crunchies

I've been sitting here looking at the damn to do list. My vag hole started itching. Mmmm... I dug my fingernails in that snatch sandwhich and started scratching around. Its felt so good, but some crunchis got stuck under my fingernail.

I put the fingers in my mouth. Mmmm... they were so crunchy. I sctratched around all afternoon. I had a lot of good snackies. Some were green! Some were dried cum remnants from months ago. Other still were from the froozen poopciles up shoved up there. I even got lucky and got me some corn. Best...Day...Ever!

Popanator off to church!

I went to church the other day. You know, Sunday is supposed to be holy or something. I don't know if they shortened that from “poopy holey,” because I think it's pretty catchy. But I walked in there for shits and giggles, which is kind of my whole life. I went in there thinking maybe it'd be neat to be all religious and shit, because people seem to be happy when they're in church. But then I realized how boring the whole thing was. I walked in and sat down, and it got really quiet like it does before golf or something.


Then people started chanting and singing and stuff, which was annoying. They were kind of quiet but they were still really boring sounding. They must've sang like four songs. Then the guy in the fancy robes started talking about this and that, and try as I might I couldn't change the channel. I just thought he was like one of those boring lecture guys you hear on the radio, but then he got into passing out these weird chamber pots. Finally! Something I understood. So when the pot came to me, I squatted down and took a nice big poo right into it. Naturally, this got me everyone's attention, because we all know the Popanator is the queen of poo.

The funny part was, despite my super-impressive turd, I guess it wasn't enough for their tastes. They all started yelling at me and told me to leave. It kinda hurt, and I felt all vulnerable because my shit wasn't good enough for them. I cried all the way home and I felt worthless, like the cream of my colon just wasn't right. So I tell you guys what. I'm going to start my own church, the Church of Poopy. The Great Almighty Poo, by all his names, will welcome ALL the shit-worshippers of the world. Black, brown, green, even those funky exotic shades of poo will be welcome without prejudice. We are all equal in poopies!

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Barbie Teaches You How to Fist!!!

Here is an exciting video where this guy will teach you about fisting. In this hot movie Barbie is the star. She gets fisted analy and vaginally. MMMMmmmmm...... I'm still daydreaming of a man who will some day bend me over and fist my poopie hole until it bleds, and then use the blood as lube for the other end.

I fapped myself hard and fast. That doll is one little slut. I know, I've shoved her in every one of my orficies!!!! I wish she had orficies to fist!

Blumpkin

Hey, everybody. I got this idea recently when I heard the word "blumpkin." I'd never heard it before, so I looked it up on Poopipedia and found that it means "giving oral sex while he sits on the toilet." That pretty much sounded like the best thing since urinal cakes, so I decided to try it out. Then I hit some bad feelings on that one. Who was I gonna suck off? I mean, there are lots of guys in the world, but it might be rude to just barge into a bathroom stall and starting sucking a guy off.

I mean, it's one thing to be a crazy sicko with a scat fetish, but I don't rape people. That just ain't right. While I considered who I'd give a blumpkin to, I decided to go to the poopy patch and gain some wisdom on my newest quest. While I was there, the ghosts of my corn gathered around me, and I heard them tell me to practice on a pumpkin. "A pumpkin blumpkin," I asked, a little weirded out that my dead, mind reading, talking corn would be rhyming something I hadn't even said out loud. But since I make a habit of listening to dead corn, I decided to practice my oral skills on a pumpkin.

I lowered to my knees, squishing softly in the mud as I crawled submissively to my little orange victim. How it was growing in June I don't know, but there he was. My hand went under him, to play with his pumpkin balls while I sucked on his stem. It was crunchy, but as hard as Ethan was the first time I licked his poopy hole. I just kept on sucking until my mouth got tired, because pumpkins are impotent or something.

Pogo Stick

Hey, everybody! It's time for another little shit filled adventure. Today I'm gonna talk about what happened when I went to the flea market today. They don't sell actual fleas, but I let that slide when I found out some of the neat stuff they do sell, like pogo sticks. Now, your traditional pogo stick has handlebars, which makes it too wide to properly shove into even the most forgiving poopy hole. I know mah fist fits up there easily enough, but hot damn! Those handlebars would even scrape my insides! Using your pogo stick "stock" would be some seriously Olympic fisting- if you can do that, send me a video!


So I picked up a pogo stick, and bounced around contemplating how I might make some poopy fun with it. So I asked my autistic brother Willie to take off the top, and affix something a bit more fistable onto the top. You know how ass pies are- they can fix anything! He let me play with his deep fryer while I waited (mmm, deep fried poopies- a delicacy in some countries), and when he got done there was a giant round knob, like some kind of bannister topper like you'd see on a staircase attached to my pogo stick.

The boy's got style. I would've just put a dildo on there, but Willie knows it's a rare dildo that can satisfy the Popanator. So I mounted that giant knob, and it slid in like the head of some gigantic African cock- Oooooh! I bounced my little legs up and down, and got to bouncin' on that thing. God, it made me wet, watching my sweet, gooey pooey juices leekin' down the body of my pogo stick while my slutty legs bounced in the air. Fuck- I'm gettin' wet just thinkin' about it.