I was wandering down the street out of boredom – I hadn't pooped in awhile, and I was trying to shake something out. I looked down at some dirt that had been kicked up by something or other, and I noticed how similar dirt looks to shit. And it struck me – we are all LIVING ON A GIANT SHIT BALL!
This little epiphany was as grand as the first time I discovered poopies and their innumerable uses. So I decided that I should pay a proper homage to the poopie gods, by building them a shrine.
I found a shovel, and dug up lots of dirt, so that I could arrange it into a giant poopie temple to the gods of all shit. As the time went by, all that manual labor gave me the rumblings, and pretty soon I was spurting poopies left and right. I dragged my ass on the ground, streaming out sweet, tasty, corny shit streams, returning my sacrifice to the Great Poopie Ball that spawned us all!