Thursday, September 29, 2011

Responding to fan mail!

I received an interesting piece of fan mail yesterday. This fan had a lot of questions about the Popanator lifestyle. Now, being one for sharing my love of poopies, I will share my response with you. I am PW short for my real name Poppy War.:

I'd love to know a few things about you. Ever since I found you on, I've been dying to talk to you and really understand the Popanator. If you're everything you say you are, you're a really fascinating person. I'd love to interview you if you can spare the time.

Do you honestly eat your own poop?

PW: Hey, I'm so glad to meet a fan of my work. Eating poopies isn't just a hobby for me -- it's an all-out passion. Yes, I really and honestly do eat my own poop all the time. I don't eat every poop that comes out, but most of the time I do.

When did you first eat your poop and how old were you?

PW: I was about 23 when something clicked inside me, and I realized that it was my destiny to eat my poopies. I just... fell in love with them, and realized that I could never let them get away from me. They are a part of my body, now and forever. It may sound like something an overly possessive lover or parent might say, but there's just something about poop that both turns me on and makes me feel kinda maternal.

What does it taste like?

PW: The taste of poopies actually vary considerably. Sometimes they carry an earthy, pheromonal taste tinged with bits of food, and sometimes they have an almost strawlike taste to them. I've even had some especially deep-seated shit (after I'd been constipated for awhile) that came out with an almost chalky taste about them. But if you know how your genitals smell, you've got an idea of how your poopies will taste. It's hard to describe for someone who hasn't got a point of reference. Just imagine if you could take the taste of corn, throw in the pure orgasmic bliss of the mother goddess herself, and then put it into crunchy peanut butter. That almost does it justice.

What does it feel like having your mouthful of poop?

PW: Well, I try not to be a pig when I eat shit. I don't just shove it all in, because that would be uncouth. Generally I take it in reasonable bites, the way you might savor a fine steak or a delicious cheese laden salad. But when passion overwhelms me and I just jam it in, it's like having a mouth full of the yummiest breasts you've ever chewed on, coupled with peanut butter and a fine fluid inside the poop that I can only assume is liquid joy.

What does it feel when slide down your throat?

PW: Remember when I said "liquid joy?" Oh yeah, it feels like swallowing the Willie juices of a god when it slides down my throat. I can't describe it, I'm sorry. Just imagine all the joys and pleasures of your life coalescing into a single gulp, and you've just about nailed the experience.

What does it feel like in your belly?

PW: Well, it's a little bit like being pregnant, in that you've got a true blessing swimming around inside you. I still blush a little bit when I feel my poopies kick. The fact that something that came from me is inside me once again is something I can barely put into words. It's somewhere between laughing and crying in the most amazing, orgasmic way possible. It's even better than fisting, and I don't say that lightly.

What does it feel like to poop a poop for the second time?

PW: Have you ever seen a movie that took your breath away and changed the entire way you viewed the world? Imagine seeing it a second time, having the effect be even more profound, while receiving the best oral sex ever and getting a full-body massage from a crack team of Asian masseuses, and you've just about nailed the sensation.

What's the "dirtiest" thing you have done, with poop on your own? And with other people's? (Including eating their poops and feeding them some of yours)

PW: One time, I did this bukkake thing where I invited a really huge group to shit all over me. I invited over this biker gang, a bunch of hippies, the entire local police and fire departments, all of my friends from work, most of the homeless people in the area... really, just a huge group of people. The turnout was truly awe-inspiring. It started out pretty mundane, with everything just doing a round rumper on me (that's where they all stand in a circle and take turns pooping on you). The REALLY exciting part came when someone got excited and shouted, "Dude, it's a BUFFET OF THE HEAVENS!" I'm not religious, but I had to agree. I was covered in a gigantic cocoon of shit, and it was unadulterated bliss. We ate until we could eat no more... and then we shat some more, and the feeding frenzy continued. We WERE one with everything. I literally BECAME the corn laden poo. I have never felt so powerful in my life.

How frequently do you eat your poop?

PW: I think the biggest joy of poopies is that they're always a surprise. Some days I don't poop, but when I do it's like an old friend visiting. If I had to post a number, I'd say about five or six times a week, give or take. Now, every once in awhile the poopy gods will bless me with diarrhea, and then it's ON. I've been able to eat 50 turds in a day before, when my bowels reared back and roared like a lion. Feel the power of corn laden poo!

Is poop eating something you would recommend to everyone, including me? Or is poop eating only for people with a certain type of kink mentally?

PW: I will admit that shit eating is a fetish, just like wanting a man with a hairy chest or loving super-thin women is. While I think everyone should at least try their own poop, the same way they should see Paris and go skydiving, it's like any kind of lifestyle choice. It's not everybody's thing, and I respect their right to abstain from eating poopies. More for me!

What do you feel about the alleged risk factors of eating poop?

PW: Honestly, it's a well-known fact that poopies contain several kinds of bacteria used in breaking down food. So there is the element of danger there for people who haven't developed a resistance or immunity the way most of my social circle has. So if you're going to start out, go slowly. Maybe put some delicious corn laden poo in your oatmeal, and kinda roll it around in there. You could even deep fry it until you get used to the texture. But in time, the risk factors become pretty light, as the bacteria is no longer an issue. I barely ever digest anything anymore, with my extreme fiber diet and auto-erotic scatological eating patterns.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Need Help!

My autistic brother Willie has a birthday on Sunday. I don't know what to get him. I'm thinking of a cake made out of poopies held up by corn cobs sprinkled with blue and yellow corn. Mmmm... Tasty!

poop cake

Or maybe a homade poopie fleshlight? Or even better a sex doll, so he can have poopie play anytime!!

I really need to make this birthday perfect. This is his big 3-0. Oooh, skip a step and have a plush poopie to cuddle.

Okay, guys, I need your input. What do you get a 30-year-old autistic with a poop fetish? Leave ideas in comments, please!!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Do it yourself fleshlight!

Hey poopy pals! It's your old pal the Popanator here, and it's recently come to my attention that many people haven't been spreading the gospel of corn laden poo and its attendant pooey wet juices. Now, I'm not one to pass judgment, but I am one to give of myself. I won't just give you a piece of my colon and poopy hole, either. I'll give you a piece of my knowledge. Heh, maybe some day I'll tell you about the time my autistic brother Willie tried to take a piece of my brain, but that's a whole different story. Anyway, I was reading up on how to make a fake vagina in case you're feeling horny but are too much of a loser to get a woman to have sex with you.

Why was I reading about that? I don't know, just kinda felt like it. Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I don't occasionally get curious about what they feel like. Any way, you take some potatoes and mash 'em up really good, then put in some water and oil to lube up to your tastes. Me personally, I like a good rough fisting, but some people are more dainty than I am. Then you put the whole mess in a plastic bag and bang away. Of course, I like to kick things up a notch, which is why I decided to try a little scatological experiment. I added potatoes to my diet for a week because I wanted to have some tater laden poo, and it worked after a few days.

At first it was subtle, with a slightly earthier taste to my shit. But after about five days of eating mostly potatoes, I could tell a real difference in both the taste and consistency of my poopies. So I took a big poo right in a plastic bag and was about to fuck them when I realized... I don't have a cock! Damnit! I've tried rigging up a poopie cock before, but I have way of knowing if it would give me the sensations a real cock would when I bury it balls deep in the tater laden poo. So how about you guys try it and tell me how it feels? Just don't eat the poopies before you fuck 'em right!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Trolling Omegle

Here is some trolling I've done with Omegle and some responses. For all you newfags out there Omegle is a place where you can chat with complete strangers and remain completely anonomyous.  I've gotten shitloads of  lulz, it will be one of my new trolling hot spots. Blah blah, these are just me trolling, don't take the first one seriously.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Everything about this erotic website makes me so hawnee I choked my daddies chicken until his willie threw up in my mouth, then I fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked on my face!
Stranger 2: not a question
Stranger 1: Thats so hot.
Stranger 2: .... but i fully understand
Stranger 1: :itsatrap:
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why does corn laden poo, taste better than regular poo?
Stranger 1: cuz' it has corn

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why does corn laden poo, taste better than regular poo?
Stranger 2: corn tastes good
Stranger 2: duh.
Stranger 1: cos they taste of corn

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If I have baby with my daddie who is also my grandpa, because he fucked his daughter, would the baby be my son, brother, or uncle?
Stranger 2: This isn't funny
Stranger 2: Incest isn't funny
Stranger 2: Okay?
Stranger 1: this is fucked up
Stranger 2: I hope you're not being serious because this really is fucked up
Stranger 1: ya it is ae!
Stranger 2: And it really does happen. And it's heatbreaking
Stranger 1: mhm!
Stranger 2: Ugh
Stranger 1: end!
Stranger 2: agreed
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If I have baby with my daddie who is also my grandpa, because he fucked his daughter, would the baby be my son, brother, or uncle?
Stranger 2: All three?
Stranger 1: whut
Stranger 1: son
Stranger 2: Just be sure to change the answer every time Jack Nicholson slaps you.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is it possible to get your fist stuck while fisting your poopie hole elbow deep?
Stranger 1: Im not a scientist and thats gross:/ bye
Stranger 2 has disconnected

After fucking around for a bit asking gross insane (the incest is a joke, not true, I don't codone incest), I thought the trolling well was getting dry. Then I hit it:


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is it possible to get your fist stuck while fisting your poopie hole elbow deep?
Stranger 1: maybe
Stranger 1: never tried it
Stranger 2: Idk
Stranger 2: Try :D
Stranger 1: im fucking horny though
Stranger 2: Uh
Stranger 1: 30 f UK
Stranger 2: Maybe you could talk diry while that someone is spying
Stranger 1: Fuck me hard baby
Stranger 1: I'm so wet
Stranger 2: What do you want me to do?
Stranger 1: lick me out
Stranger 2: okay...
Stranger 2: My tongue is in your vagina
Stranger 1: im cumming, im cumming
Stranger 2: Im slightly bitting your clitoris
Stranger 2: I touch your breast
Stranger 2: I lick you faster
Stranger 2: I bite you harder
Stranger 1: mmmm yes
Stranger 1: get your huge cock out
Stranger 2: I move forward, lick your nipples
Stranger 2: Put my dick in you
Stranger 2: Deep
Stranger 2: So deep
Stranger 1: mmmm
Stranger 2: Push
Stranger 2: And pull it out
Stranger 2: Push
Stranger 2: Pull it out
Stranger 2: Again and again
Stranger 1: your so big
Stranger 2: Harder and faster
Stranger 2: All the time
Stranger 1: your cock is so juicy
Stranger 2: I love your vagina, so wet...
Stranger 2: So beautiful...
Stranger 2: I love to put my dick in it
Stranger 2: I bite your nipples again
Stranger 2: Fuck you harder
Stranger 1 has disconnected

If you are cybering to Popanator ramblings and jacking off, well, my rubber fist off to ya! Have a great weekend all! Stay inside, troll!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Fucking my newest sex doll

Fucking my newest sex doll

Here is a video of a guy who is most likely Autistic and unable to find a woman willing to touch him. He isn't obese, so ya I'm placing my money on the Autism. The thing that dissapoints me is that doll's poopie hole is too small. Even if I was ugly or Autistic , I would deserve better than a tiny poopie hole doll. I WANT TO SHOVE MY ENTIRE FIST UP A POOPIE HOLE. I don't do just fingering. No, I want to be in the home of those poopies! I like the youngest poopies I can find. They are the softest and corn is the freshest. I love pulling out poopies and just eating them. Sometimes, I like to elbow deep. That is like fetus poopies! Mmmm.... so tender!
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Poopie Rap

Listen to Sheenanae La Queefa rap about poopies! Its entertaining! Ba da dee da dada I like Poop!

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