Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Corn
I know its been a while since I posted a picture. So here is a lovely picture of corn laden poo. Mmm... Makes me so hungry. I love to recycle more corn many times because the more they are soaked in poopies the better and yummier they tastes!!! Everything about this is making me so haw nee I have to fist my poopie hole and get a handfull of that yummy corn!!!!!!!!
Garage sell
I bought a used dildo at the garage sale. It was nice and ribbed. I shoved it up me poopie hole. The ribs scratched and cleaned out my insides. When I was done it looked like corn on the cob and I ate it!!!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Eiffel tower
I saw the Eiffel tower today. It was so huge and it made me so haw nee. I wanted to sit on the top of it and put the point up my poopie hole. Then I wanted to see how far I could slide down while creaming corn the tip of it. Mmm....
Monday, June 28, 2010
Fired
I got fired from my cooking job today. :( The waitress called out an order for shit on a shingle. So, I pulled a shingle off the roof and pulled down my pants. I gave the shingle a nice steaming layer of corn laden poo. Mmmm.... I served it to the customer and he gagged. So I ate the nice shit on a shingle. Mmmm.....
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mmmmmmm.....,
poopies,
shit,
sick,
yum
Sun baked panties!!!
Today was so hot and I was sitting out in the sun. I was drenched in sweat so much when I came home I peeled off my socks they were so wet and sticky. I sniffed them and smelled the salty goodness. Mmm.... Then I took off my pantes and sniffed the fishy salty smell it was heaven!!! I then picked out my pussy crusties and ate them. It was a buffett of delicious smells and tastes!!!
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cunt,
mmmmmmm.....,
panties,
sniffing,
yum
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Constipation
Today I was so constipated. Then I finally took a shit. Then my poopies came out bigger than my fist. My poopie hole was so big when I fisted it, it was like fisting a hallway. I was able to scrape out some good corn and eat it though. :D
Labels:
constipation,
fist,
poopies,
shit
Poppy Poopie Cookies
I just made up a recipe, everybody! I call these my Poppy Poopie Cookies. First, you take at least a pound of poopies (a little fiber can help you find that ingredient), and split 'em up into nice, gooshy patties. Then you put some brown sugar (obviously), a little cinnamon and a dash of chopped up mint on 'em. The mint is what really brings out the poopie goodness, because it sort of "pops" in your mouth – just like I do! But just make sure you cook your Poopie Cookies on a baking sheet with some oil on it – I find ear wax works well, and it's all natural.
Luv ya,
Popanator
Luv ya,
Popanator
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Shit stains
I am having these really sticky shits. It is so hard to whipe my ass. I keep whipiing but more shit keeps cumming. I pick out the corn eat it, so It is a never ending source or corn. Yum!!! But too many of my panties are ruiend. :(
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mmmmmm.....,
panties,
poopies,
sniffing
Shit chair
I went out to the thrift shop last week and bought me a ratty old chair – nice, soft fabric that's PERFECT as poopie paper! After I take a dump, I just straddle part of it, and rub my little brown button over the arm rest, the head rest, or just any old part. It's got more tracks than a junkie already! And that's not the best part. At the request of one of my poopie junkie friends, I started "drawing" on it like I used to with canvases. I've got a bitchin' treasure map on there (X wipes the spot!), and the BIGGEST poopie face you've ever seen
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Went swimming today
I went swimming today and had a great time. It wasn't until I got out of the water I realized my asshole has been streatched from years of fisting. I sat down and warm water just kept leeking out of my ass. IT was brown poey water. Then the corn came out in the brown ooze. I picked it up and tasted it. IT was watered down. Yuck! Now I need a butt plug to go swimming.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Self anal fisting.
I know, another post. But so many things are making me hawny today!! I hove to fist my poopie hole so much. It mashes my poo all together and splatters. It helps break up the hard constipation poo. Then it just leeks out onto my arm. Then I lick y fist.
Panty sniffing
I'm still at it sniffing those panties. My internet surfing today made me so hawny. Then I just shit my pants. Mmm... nice delicious smell for me. I picked out the corn and snacked on it.
Fat asses!
Mmm, what fat woman made me so hawny. I would love too look up at her and have her cream corn all over my face!
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fat,
mmmmmm.....,
shit porn
Ginger shit porn!!!!
HOt ginger porn makes me sooo hawny. It makes me want to grab a leperchan and shove it up my ass!!! I want to shit on his head and force the corn out of my shit into his mouth!!!
Monday, June 14, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Best pic evar!!!!!
This is the most beautiful pic evar! It is so beautiful it made me cry!! I creamed my pants with shit and corn and cum and got so hungry!!! Mmm...
Holy fucking Trinity!!!!
Old fat and eating shit!!! Mmmm.... McDonalds is the closet you can get to eating shit without actually eating your shit. And fat fucks will eat anything, that's why they are fat! I mean, shit those fat fucks can't go an hour without eating. They may even stoop so low as to eat shit if nothing else is available.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Fat asses!!!
I love fat people! They make me so hawny. I love to stick my dick between the fat rolls! I can do a new fat roll dailey. Its lick having a different pussy. Also my dick is always having a new pussy nightly!I love to lick between their rolls like it is a stinky pussy!
I am an enviromentalst
I like to eat shit. I know its kind of weird and it startedf from waaay.... back. I was curious when I was younger about what shit tasted like. I put my finger up my poopie hole and tasted it! It tasted like spit. I noticed these weird corn bits in my poop. I tasted them too and it was like corn on the cob with butter! Ever since then I've been addicted to eating shit. I hardly eat real food since the shit keeps filling me up! It is kinda like recycling as I get closer to myself.
Shit factory!
I had this idea guys. See, I'm gonna start up a poopie factory, in which I produce triple P's – Premium Popanator Poopies. I've been sketching out the design (I still had some period blood left over) on the wall of this random restroom I woke up in, and it's looking pretty good. See, I'm going to set up a series of conveyor belts, so that when my poopies come out of me, they'll get wrapped up for sale. But first, they need to make a few trips. I need to eat my poopies for awhile, so I can maximize their poopiness – only the best for you guys
Friday, June 11, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Dick painting
This erotic picture made me so hawy I am looking forward to my period.I will look at this picture when my snatch is bleeding and finger my cunt and do some fingerpainting...
Princess Porn
I admit it, I do love cartoon porn more than regular porn. It is because cartoon women look better than real women. The disney princess are the best! The dicks can be bigger and you see more cum!
I wish I could be a cartoon and be part of it. Also, cartoons are not limited like real porn is. Cartoon characters can do any crazy far out shit you can think of.
Monday, June 7, 2010
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Cartoons
I always loved cartoon porn. It is because you can have more imagination than just regular port. I mean, there is good hardcore porn with poopie hole fisting and shit eating.
Disney princess make me so hawny I fisted my poopie hole until I was sitting in a wet poopie patch Mmm... In cartoons I can fist that poopie hole and eat the juices leeking out. Then I can pick the corn out of my shit and eat it. Oooh shit!!! I either came are farted because there is a now a big cum smear on my monitor. mmm....
Silly me!
I found something just as fun as shit. Its called piss. You can get more piss than shit, especially if you happen to be constipated a lot. Piss is fun. It comes shooting out warm. That warm sticky fluid warms my soul.
Piss is also a happy yellow color. It taste kinda bland. But it has bubbles that tickle your nose like soda. Come on everybody, don't forget about your everyday hero...PISS!
My favorite poem
I just wanted to share with you my favorite poem:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
His dick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
While licking his chin,
If my ear was a pussy,
I'd fuck it!
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Sock fetish
My poopie hole is getting too big to just fist now. I started having the man put his entire foot up my ass. However, when it came out, I had to sniff his sock. The smell of sweat and shit came together in a beautiful scent. Like perfect harmony.
Constipation fun
I have been so constipated today. I stuck my finger up there to see what was wrong and out comes flying my butt plug! I forgot that was in there. And then a vicious wave of shit and cum comes flying out making beautiful artwork on my wall and toilet. I picked out the corn out of my hit and ate it. It was beautiful and heavenly.
Friday, June 4, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Hey rump rangers!
Hey rump rangers! How's it fisting? Do you like to get shit on your cock, just so you can have him suck your dick. And then get a hot sticky spray of cum and shit. Then do you pick the corn out of the poopies just so you can it eat to the chocolate cum taste!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Diapers
I enjoyed wearing diapers during my period so much I thought about wearing diapers full time. I can piss and shit in them all day long and at the end of the day I can have a nice smelling reward. Yum!!! I could then pick the corn out of my shit and eat it. It makes me so hawny, I am fisting my poopie hole thinking about it.
Shit
I have an obsessive fetish with shit. I love shit. Whenever I see or smell shit, I get aroused. sometimes i get my shit and sniff it and I feel like in heaven. If theres corn bits in it, I pick it and eat it. when there's nuts, it's even better. Sometimes I shit on icecream and have an icecream sundae. I even like to rub it all over my body. I dream of rolling around in random piles of shit. Mmm..........
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