Vaginal Crunchies

I've been sitting here looking at the damn to do list. My vag hole started itching. Mmmm... I dug my fingernails in that snatch sandwhich and started scratching around. Its felt so good, but some crunchis got stuck under my fingernail.

I put the fingers in my mouth. Mmmm... they were so crunchy. I sctratched around all afternoon. I had a lot of good snackies. Some were green! Some were dried cum remnants from months ago. Other still were from the froozen poopciles up shoved up there. I even got lucky and got me some corn. Best...Day...Ever!

Vegan BBQ Recepies

I decided to have a cook out with all the members of my family.  I amm proud to say my BBQ was completely cruelty free and organic. I had to keep my Austic Brother Willie from eating the delicious feast before my othern families members arrived.

The biggest hit with everyone is vegan cheeseburgers. I collect a pound of delicious corn laden poo. I shape it like hamburgers and throw it on the grill. Then I take the cottage cheese from my vag and rub it on there. MMmmm.... Throw tht shit on a bun when its nice and steaming and OMG!!! Better than animal corpses.

Hot dogs are just as easy. Shape poopies into hot dogs, cook until the corn has a black stripe and ram that log into a bun.

Urine makes licious lemonade! Throw some ice cubes and yum!

Poopie pie is the funnest end to a delicious feast. Shit in a pie pan and serve. It doesn't get any better than that! MMmmmm......... My family loves poopies! We ate until we shit, then we ate again and fell asleep in a poopy patch.

Cottage Cheese

I have a nasty yeast infection right now. I mean it is so itchy I've been stratching at it all day. Spending all day poking at my vaggo, kinda made it open yet. It started opening more and more and my hand slid right in. I did the only thing that was reasonable I took out a whole handfull of cottage cheese out of my vag and ate it. It tasted like regular cottage cheese and had the delicious tuna smell. Mmmm...

The best gifts are the ones you make yourself!

This has been such a long busy week for me. I haven't had time to change my panties. I peeled them off after several days and I ended up with the most beautiful piece of fabric imaginable!!! My white grannie panties had a delcious chocoalate stripe down the back of them. They also had a fluffy white center with my vaginal yeast drippings. Mmmm.... It smelled delicious!!!

I thought about just licking up the delicious gifts my body had excreted, but then I remeber my love Ethan. I put my delicious panties in a zip lock baggie and put a beautiful gift bow on it. I gave it to my sweetest Ethan as an early Fistmas gift. He was delighted and licked up the chocolate stripe!!! Mmm... Then licked up the white goodness from my vag fungus. He was so happy he told me he had been wearing his boxers for 3 weeks and gave them to me. I licked up the delicious corn laden poo drippings! It was a beautiful gift of love!!
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Chewy Yeast Taffy!

Here is a pic of my sweetest boyfriend Ethan!!! I got an idea for a new tasty candy for my party while he was eating my crusty cheesy vag last night! Chewy Yeast Taffy!

Here's the reciepie:

1 cup of vaginal yeast infection juice. (I usually get this by fisting my vag and letting the milky white juices leek in the cup.)
1/4 cup of vag flakes. (I get this by scratching my infected vag!)
1/2 cup of sugar. (It makes the taffy sweet)

Mix all the ingredients nice and hard. LOL@ hard! That's how Ethan mixes my ingredients. Then let it sit out in the sun all day! By the next day go outside and you'll have a chewy taffy substance! Enjoy!

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Yeast infections are fun!

Between banging my new boyfriend and corn and well, anything I can find out in the corn field I developed a yeast infection. I thought it was the last thing I wanted to deal with while mourning the loss of my poor corn. However, once you get over the itching it is fun! The constant draining acts as lube so I can easily slide my fist up there taking out delicious white milky juices. I took one of my frozen poopie dildos and had fun in there will all the slip sliding action and then took it out and sucked on it! My body just makes the most wonderful secretions! Yum!

Roach problem!

I realized today I needed to clean my house. I was on my bed fingering my poopie hole when then all the sudden a roach crawled out of my pussy covered in cottage cheese. It looked so beautiful. I took it and brough it up closer to my face and then I licked it. It tasted  so good. I chewed on the cottage cheese curdles.  Mmm... Everything about the delicious smell and taste of the cockroach made me so hungry I had to eat it. It was so crunchy. Then I hit jackpot when another roach crawled out of my poopie hole covered in delicious corn laden poo!! Mmmm... My body hosts a buffett!!!!!!!

Yogurt!!!!!1!!!!

I was having a really bad yeast infection. So, I decided to cure it with tampons and yogurt. However, the tampon got stuck so I had to fist myself to get it out. It got nice clumpy cheesy yogurt. Mmm.... Then it was a nice cheese stick of a tampon. I licked my fist!!!