Barbie Teaches You How to Fist!!!

Here is an exciting video where this guy will teach you about fisting. In this hot movie Barbie is the star. She gets fisted analy and vaginally. MMMMmmmmm...... I'm still daydreaming of a man who will some day bend me over and fist my poopie hole until it bleds, and then use the blood as lube for the other end.

I fapped myself hard and fast. That doll is one little slut. I know, I've shoved her in every one of my orficies!!!! I wish she had orficies to fist!

My new tatroo!

I was so proud of myself this week! This site has been up for over a year. I wanted to reward myself for a year of hard work and over 250 blurbs that I spent my extra money to get a tattoo. I know, I'm supposed to be saving up \for being on my own, but damnit sometimes I have to reward myself!

I got a tattoo of two girls one cup. It is my favourite video on the interwebs. Two girls going poopie in a cup and sharing it romantically, damn, just damn! Everything I thnk of that I just have to fit my shithole into turdgasm. Now I have something to look at to remind me of that majical moment of lust. How romantic to share poopies.

Next week, I will be moving into my new castle. I know, much sooner than possible, but you'll have to read how I did it so fast. Lets just say, its a fairytale. The wise Uncle Tony gave me advice, while the Great Almighty Poo showed me the magic is just in myself. I needed no magic wands, but it did take a miracle.

Soon, I'll be in my poo brick castle and every time I pass a mirror I will fist my poopie hole until it bleeds and then use the blood as lube for the other end. MMmmmm..... I'm gonna cum! That is why I have my entire bathroom in mirrors so I can watch myself shit and fap. Shit and fap... MMmm....

A letter to my Ethan!

Ethan,

I miss you so much. Let's end this nonsense. I miss you so much, I want to hold you and smear our poopies all over each other's bodies. I want to lick the delicious corn laden poo off your poopie hole as it is dripping you. You were the corn to my shit. Now, my corn laden poo is just poo. Boing vanilla poo.

Please, just get over this nonsense. It doesn't matter who was wrong or right. Or who dumped who, because I forgot. I just want to taste that delicious corn laden poo in my mouth once again. Your poopies had a special flavor.

So, lets end this dissagreement and just go back to what we both loved most. Poopie play! Fill my mouth with corn and let me sing forever more. As we walk hand in hand in this corn field of life, I'll shove one up that poo hole and take it out for delicious poo suck. Well, I"ll compromise, you love carrots better, so I'll find the most bent one to shove up that poo hole.

XOXOXOXOXO

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Sulfur Shitties

I dropped a poopie that was completely different than my normal poopies. I call it a a shittie. I have been constipated for 7 days. When the rock hard shitties came out theyw ere spoiled. They smelled like sulfur. I couldn't even eat them. Rotten egg poopies!


I vomitied up some recycled poopies and corn. I didn't want to waste good corn so I licked that up and ate it. But, damn those rotten egg shitties, I cannot eat. Maybe I eat so much shit it ferments in the new shit getting expired and making shitties.

I just took those shitties trying not gag as much as I could and put them in a paper bag. I drove down to Ethan's and left it on his doorstep and then let in fire. I rang the door bell and ran. I hope he enjoys his chilli shittie scent!