Tard Stories

One of the ways I like to unwind at the end of the day is just laugh on the computer. After eating my corn log first of course. One thing, that really makes me laugh is good old fashioned TARD STORIES! Before you say I'm mean, think of it this way. Retards don't know when you are making for of them. They are also happy to get the extra attention.

Unfortunately, tard stories are getting harder to find on the internet. Some of the best which is Stokie Jaye's Slow Children at Play and Rita Speds Tard Blog have long dissapeard from the interwebs. Luckily there is the Way Back Web Machine to pick out some of the diamonds out of the trash heap. I am compling the best tard stories at http://tardstories.blogspot.com

And for those people who are offended because they have a child or sibling with Down's or Autism or any of those diseases:


Hey, they are fucking hilarious! And they do the most insane shit!


http://tardstories.blogspot.com/

Trolling Omegle

Here is some trolling I've done with Omegle and some responses. For all you newfags out there Omegle is a place where you can chat with complete strangers and remain completely anonomyous.  I've gotten shitloads of  lulz, it will be one of my new trolling hot spots. Blah blah, these are just me trolling, don't take the first one seriously.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Everything about this erotic website makes me so hawnee I choked my daddies chicken until his willie threw up in my mouth, then I fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked on my face!

Stranger 2: not a question

Stranger 1: Thats so hot.

Stranger 2: .... but i fully understand

Stranger 1: :itsatrap:

Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Why does corn laden poo, taste better than regular poo?

Stranger 1: cuz' it has corn

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Why does corn laden poo, taste better than regular poo?

Stranger 2: corn tastes good

Stranger 2: duh.

Stranger 1: cos they taste of corn

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

If I have baby with my daddie who is also my grandpa, because he fucked his daughter, would the baby be my son, brother, or uncle?

Stranger 2: This isn't funny

Stranger 2: Incest isn't funny

Stranger 2: Okay?

Stranger 1: this is fucked up

Stranger 2: I hope you're not being serious because this really is fucked up

Stranger 1: ya it is ae!

Stranger 2: And it really does happen. And it's heatbreaking

Stranger 1: mhm!

Stranger 2: Ugh

Stranger 1: end!

Stranger 2: agreed

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

If I have baby with my daddie who is also my grandpa, because he fucked his daughter, would the baby be my son, brother, or uncle?

Stranger 2: All three?

Stranger 1: whut

Stranger 1: son

Stranger 2: Just be sure to change the answer every time Jack Nicholson slaps you.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Is it possible to get your fist stuck while fisting your poopie hole elbow deep?

Stranger 1: Im not a scientist and thats gross:/ bye

Stranger 2 has disconnected

After fucking around for a bit asking gross insane (the incest is a joke, not true, I don't codone incest), I thought the trolling well was getting dry. Then I hit it:

JACKPOT!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Is it possible to get your fist stuck while fisting your poopie hole elbow deep?

Stranger 1: maybe

Stranger 1: never tried it

Stranger 2: Idk

Stranger 2: Try :D

Stranger 1: im fucking horny though

Stranger 2: Uh

Stranger 1: 30 f UK

Stranger 2: Maybe you could talk diry while that someone is spying

Stranger 1: Fuck me hard baby

Stranger 1: I'm so wet

Stranger 2: What do you want me to do?

Stranger 1: lick me out

Stranger 2: okay...

Stranger 2: My tongue is in your vagina

Stranger 1: im cumming, im cumming

Stranger 2: Im slightly bitting your clitoris

Stranger 2: I touch your breast

Stranger 2: I lick you faster

Stranger 2: I bite you harder

Stranger 1: mmmm yes

Stranger 1: get your huge cock out

Stranger 2: I move forward, lick your nipples

Stranger 2: Put my dick in you

Stranger 2: Deep

Stranger 2: So deep

Stranger 1: mmmm

Stranger 2: Push

Stranger 2: And pull it out

Stranger 2: Push

Stranger 2: Pull it out

Stranger 2: Again and again

Stranger 1: your so big

Stranger 2: Harder and faster

Stranger 2: All the time

Stranger 1: your cock is so juicy

Stranger 2: I love your vagina, so wet...

Stranger 2: So beautiful...

Stranger 2: I love to put my dick in it

Stranger 2: I bite your nipples again

Stranger 2: Fuck you harder

Stranger 1 has disconnected

If you are cybering to Popanator ramblings and jacking off, well, my rubber fist off to ya! Have a great weekend all! Stay inside, troll!

Popanator Legacy

Holy shit, I'm getting popular again! One of my fav websites (www.droppedthebomb.com) is finally recognzing who the real Popanator is. Take a lookie at these comments. Sometimes I swear the comments is funnier than post. P.S. I am female. 100% I do have a big smelly hair pie. That is why you would prefer my cornhole.

Beautiful Redundancy


Posted On Sunday, August 8, 2010


I took a big poopie today. It was so beautfiul it brought a tear to my eye. Then I got a flash of inspiration. I took my poopie out of the toilet and started drawing on the bathroom wall. I drew a toilet filled to the brim with beautiful corn laden poo. Looking at my art I started to get hungry, so I licked it! But then I threw up all over my creation with green mucousy puke. Oh my God it made me so hawnee!!! I decided to fist my cunt and splash the now mural with my juices cummy juices!!! Mmm..... I fisted my poopie hole some more and made my creation into perfection!!! But for some reason my boss is now summoning me into her office. I don't know why... Gota go!
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Hey, popanator wanna be, have you seen the movie, "The Human Centipede?" Seems like something you would like.
Posted by Anon on Monday, 08/9/10 - 1:04am
That is for sure something I would love to try!

Posted by YNN on Monday, 08/9/10 - 7:50pm

YNN, I knew you would come around. How's about letting me leave a nice steamer for you on your nightstand. Mmm.... I would give you a nice corn laden steamer.

Posted by Popanator on Tuesday, 08/10/10 - 7:21am

That sounds quite lovely! I can't wait for your big tasty steamer! Should I use spoon or fork? Oh, to hell with it, I'll use my fingers! Oh boy! I'm going to look out on the sidewalk, maybe there's a nice big dog steamer for me!

Posted by YNN on Tuesday, 08/10/10 - 12:02pm

YNN, I love thee!
Posted by Popanator on Tuesday, 08/10/10 - 7:03pm


When I was a child I rolled my little black turds into balls, then let them dry in the sun and used them to play marbles. That's how poor we were. My little sister ate one of them one day, and I got really mad because I never got much to eat, so turds were hard to come by. I think I still have one of my little black turd marbles, such a sweet memory.
Posted by YNN on Tuesday, 08/10/10 - 7:10pm


HA! YNN ADMITS HE EATS SHIT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by RALPH on Tuesday, 08/10/10 - 9:13pm


You are all sick!
Posted by Eric Smith on Wednesday, 08/11/10 - 12:38am



C'mon Eric! It's the legacy you left us, right? Besides, let them keep writing, I'm thoroughly enetertained by my impostor's work! He has kept popanator busy and happy; I clearly didn't write a single one of the above statements! But I enjoy the reading and creativity. This is actually the work of "the original DORK" --I mean "DUDE."






I guess he's running out of kiddie porn again.






Posted by the real YNN on Wednesday, 08/11/10 - 3:24am



Well, I am glad to see that the "perverted mailman suitor" chick has given it a rest, temporarily. Now, if scat boy, here, would do the same, this site may start to regain some of its original allure. Seriously, popanator, isn't your little blog enough for you?






Posted by Eric Smith on Wednesday, 08/11/10 - 6:14am



Yeah, what happened? Did she finally get medicated? Which one's worse? I thought poopa was a female too. Is that not true?






Posted by YNN on Wednesday, 08/11/10 - 2:37pm



That's what poopie claims. I find it very hard to believe. Sounds like a male.






Posted by Eric Smith on Friday, 08/13/10 - 5:47am

Popanator's Store at Zazzle

Poppy on the interwebs again!

One of my oh so favorite websites is www.droppedthebomb.com. What is so funny, is that I have spread my love of poopies on it so much that there is actually people imitating the POPANATOR!!! Here ya go:

Eric Popinator

Posted On Sunday, July 25, 2010

I love POOPIES! I changed my mind,I have a right don't I? I want to play with poopies again!

IM this confession to a friend

bomb tags:

POOPIES

similar bombs:

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Poopies!!
Ginger porn

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The above post was not posted by me, but by the Popanator imposter. I'm truly sorry, folks.

Posted by Eric on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:39pm

If you are going to imitate Popanator, at least spell it right.

Posted by Popanator on Monday, 07/26/10 - 9:32am

Seriously now, if you are going to pretend to be Popanator, spell it right!!!

an imposter on this site...

Posted On Sunday, July 25, 2010

OK, here's the deal. Since I have given my life to Christ, and ceased posting vile stories and comments on here under the Popanator name, someone has decided to try to steal the name, and continue posting disgusting stories. He is an imposter. He is not the real Popanator. I am Eric Smith, the original Popanator. His stories are even worse than some of mine were. Friend, may I suggest that you go to church, and learn the truth that I have accepted? Or just read your Bible. It's not all about poopie. And please stop using the Popanator name. Seriously, a blimp? That's just not right, friend.

IM this confession to a friend

bomb tags:

love incest Popanator poopie

similar bombs:

an imposter on this site...
Beautiful Love
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This guy's a fake. My daddie and me eat poopies all the time and we don't go to no stupid church. We rather stay home and play with poopies and fist each others poopie holes. I love to eat my daddie's poopies.

Posted by POPINATOR on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:16pm

HAHAHAHA! Dude! For real... I know Eric. He's the for real POPANATOR. Well, ex popanator. You should be ashamed to trying to copy his genius! RATBASTARD FOREVER!! HAHAHA!

Posted by RATBASTARD on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:33pm

EAT DICK

Posted by EEBIE on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:35pm

Poster, thank you for the wonderful legacy you left us. Have you considered bringing me and Ratbastard Ralph to church with you? Could we go as a gay couple? He hates my guts so I was kind of hoping we could learn to love each other in a new way (besides just sexually).

Please think about it, Ralph, you really mean a lot to me.

I also know EEBIE did not write that post.

Posted by YNN on Monday, 07/26/10 - 12:49am

You certainly may come with me, YNN. For a long time, I read your posts and comments, and thought that they were very stupid. Now, I have realized that you have tried to give sound advice, while all I did was make stupid rants about poopies and fisting. I am so ashamed. Yes. You and Ratbastard can come with me to church.

Posted by Eric Smith on Monday, 07/26/10 - 1:03am

Eat shit, YNN. You stupid fuck! I'm not going with you anywhere.

Posted by RATBASTARD on Monday, 07/26/10 - 1:06am

YNN, how would you know that the poster claiming to be EEBIE was not indeed EEBIE? Is EEBIE really your alter ego? That would indeed be entertaining to discover. A perfectly logical, well spoken person, who gives sound advice from one side of his mouth, and who spews random vile comments from the other. Ha!

Posted by To YNN on Monday, 07/26/10 - 1:11am

Wow, I didn't know I had some many fans. If you love me that much, just go to my websites popanator.blogspot.com.

Posted by Popanator on Monday, 07/26/10 - 9:48am

I can't tell you how I know EEBIE didn't write that comment, because then the impostor(s) would know how I know.

If I actually had any extra time, I would respond to more people's confessions, not invent some ridiculous game of tag or good cop/bad cop. LOL! I like EEBIE; he's sincere; he's sensitive and misundersood, but a sweet guy.

As for Ratbastard, you still need some time to think about it, I see. That's O.K. remember, I may be a "stupid fuck," but I am STILL a "fuck." Would you ever really want to pass that up, Ratbastard?

Posted by YNN and Rat off to church on Monday, 07/26/10 - 2:11pm

FUCK YOU ALL,FUCKING COCK-SMOKERS! GO TO FUCKING HELL AND BURN! I HATE YOU ALL!

Posted by Eric Smith on Monday, 07/26/10 - 4:55pm

Ratbastard Ralph, I'll NEVER stop loving you. You COMPLETE me. We need each other. I just think you need a little more time to warm up to the whole idea of us doing sexually obscene things to each other. I can't wait, nor can I stand to wait much longer. I will seek you out, stud muffin.

Posted by YNN smoking ratbastard cock on Tuesday, 07/27/10 - 4:

Yup, the first guy Eric Smith is pretending to be Popanator atoning for sins. LOL I think this troll war is actually really cool.

Popanator spreading love and shite on the interwebs

One of my other favorite sites to visit is www.droppedthebomb.com. It is where i can post my most intimate secrets and spread my love of poopies. This day where I wrote at: http://www.droppedthebomb.com/confession/Garage-Sale/7286 I talked about buying a used dildo at a garage sale. Scroll down and you can also see where I wrote it on here. The comments I got were fucking hilarious:

what the hell kind of garage sale would sell a used dildo? youre a liar. go on somewhere else.

Posted by lovelybonesmachine on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 12:50pm

Ignore lovelybonesmachine. It irritates me how everyone here always calls everyone else a liar. I think you're weird. How would it look like corn? I can't picture it.

Posted by Multiple Me on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 5:44pm

It would look like corn because my poo has a lot of corn on it. If I put it up my ass and the ribs caught the poo then it would have poopies and the corn in the poopies on it. Mmm... It makes me hungry!!!!

Posted by Popanator on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 5:47pm

Fucking liar. Your the same shit eating asshole who keeps posting messages about shit on this site. Find another site to shit on.

Posted by YoYo on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 11:38pm

what is your fucking problem lovelybonesmachine or crap fucker get the hell out of this site you don't deserve to be here!

Posted by mimi amma on Thursday, 07/1/10 - 4:59pm

YOUWILLDIEFROMEATINGCORN.YOUAREFUCKINGSTUPIDTOEATCORN.TRYEATINGSOMEARSNICINSTEAD.HAHAHAHAHHHAHA.

Posted by YOUWILLDIE on Thursday, 07/1/10 - 8:02pm

Hopefully someday, I'll inspire more love for poopies and the delicious corn inside of them.

Popanator on the interwebs

What does Popanator love to do more than anything? Visit the world wide web spreading the love of poopies. This is some quote from my favoritest website I love to post on www.peopleofwalmart.com . You should check it out. It has some sexxy pictures of white trash at the favorite meeting place Wal-Mart. One of my favorite responses I've gotten to my comments:

Rev J

Popanator, you are a sick child. Maybe we should pimp you out to some German shizer porn and may some money off of you.
Like or Dislike: 10 1

Here is Boston Butt
@REV J — take it easy on popanator. He is obviously a “special” child whose developmental delay has left him as fixated on his poopie hole as my 10-year-old nephew. Expecting him to stop talking about his anus is like expecting the ocean to stop being wet.