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Showing posts with label shit porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit porn. Show all posts

Friday, October 7, 2011

Krisjan's Reply

Okay, I got this in my email. For all those who are following I answered all his questions so, I'm not sure how to respond:

well., Japanes are bunch of strange peoples.It just ruins through there culture not only the poop eating habbits .  I mean there animation is very strange. 

Well, for my other queistion you  can answer them when you have time as I said. If there any left :) 

Glad you liked the video idea though, but remeber it was not me that  give you that idea it was a little bird that wispered that in your ear. 


Sunday, September 25, 2011

Do it yourself fleshlight!





Hey poopy pals! It's your old pal the Popanator here, and it's recently come to my attention that many people haven't been spreading the gospel of corn laden poo and its attendant pooey wet juices. Now, I'm not one to pass judgment, but I am one to give of myself. I won't just give you a piece of my colon and poopy hole, either. I'll give you a piece of my knowledge. Heh, maybe some day I'll tell you about the time my autistic brother Willie tried to take a piece of my brain, but that's a whole different story. Anyway, I was reading up on how to make a fake vagina in case you're feeling horny but are too much of a loser to get a woman to have sex with you.

Why was I reading about that? I don't know, just kinda felt like it. Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I don't occasionally get curious about what they feel like. Any way, you take some potatoes and mash 'em up really good, then put in some water and oil to lube up to your tastes. Me personally, I like a good rough fisting, but some people are more dainty than I am. Then you put the whole mess in a plastic bag and bang away. Of course, I like to kick things up a notch, which is why I decided to try a little scatological experiment. I added potatoes to my diet for a week because I wanted to have some tater laden poo, and it worked after a few days.

At first it was subtle, with a slightly earthier taste to my shit. But after about five days of eating mostly potatoes, I could tell a real difference in both the taste and consistency of my poopies. So I took a big poo right in a plastic bag and was about to fuck them when I realized... I don't have a cock! Damnit! I've tried rigging up a poopie cock before, but I have way of knowing if it would give me the sensations a real cock would when I bury it balls deep in the tater laden poo. So how about you guys try it and tell me how it feels? Just don't eat the poopies before you fuck 'em right!

Friday, April 29, 2011

A CWC wank!

I know you are all busy and sometimes just want a quick want. Here is some pics of my favourite cam whore! That asspie gives me some of my asspiration!

I love how he winks so seductively winks at me. Remeber at one point he is 100% straight. But, sometimes his autism takes over rendering him powerless over sticking with something, except thos poo holes.

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Now, that shit is hawt! He even shaved his pits for this. He's just shaking that bulge!
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Now, that is the money shot! OMG! I want to fist that poopie hole. I'm fisting my poopie hole and sitting in a west poopie patch!
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Now that's where ya end it! SHOOT YOUR LOAD INTO THAT POOPIE HOLE! OMG I JUST CREAM CORNED MYSELF!

Now, that was a CWC and fabulous wank. Updates about my poopie castle will be up soon. Trying to raise up the money to build my poopie castle is hard and tiring. Only so many online surveys can be done in a day. *sigh* What am I to do?

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

I miss my Ethan!

I am still trying to get back into the whole habit of my old life. My life before I met Ethan. Where it was just me and my fist. Getting by eating out my diapers. MMmm... .CORN!

I realized I didn't have to go back to my old life. I can do what I want! I create a third choice. I can get my own poopie palace. Smear delicious corn laden poo whever i want! Mmmm.. POOPIES!

I ran to draw the blueprint of my poopie palace! A castle made from poopie bricks dried in the sun. All the furniture is poopies! Poopies!! Poopies! Poopies! I will eat, sleep, clean with, SHIT! The corn in my poopies will be like candy!

I have my blue print all drawn up. Now, its time to find out where I can build this castle.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Shit Porn!

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View ImageI decided to surprise my Ethan with a visit today. I went over to his trailer and he was jacking off to shit porn. Now, being the modern girlfriend I am, I wasn't offended I decided to join. But, first I watched him fisting his poopie hole getting his hand all nice and squish and she started jacking off.


He got really into it and started rubbing the delicious poopies on his face. I was getting really turned on and walked into his trailer. He was so happy to see me! I licked the delicious corn laden poo off his body and he started fisting my poo hole and rubbing the delicious poopies on me.



View Image Mmmm.... He banged my poopie all nice and hard and shot a huge sticky load up there. The delicious cum laden poo leeked out and licked every last drop!

Go to fullsize image Then we cuddled in the huge poopie patch we made. Nothing  is more romantic than cuddling in a big wet juicy poopie patch. Mmmm...

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Fistmas Traditions!!!!1!

Hey everybody! In the true Fistmas tradition, your old pal the Popanator has been doing her fisting exercises with the renewed vigor that only this beautiful season can plunge into me. It's true, I can normally get a little bit past the elbow, but I was doing some inspirational research and found something really cool about the art of Fist Fu. Did you know that some poop fetish types can actually get all the way to the elbow?
Man, I can't wait until my Ethan gets word of that. He's pretty ambitious when it comes to giving me pleasure. Damn, can he ever be a sexy dominant manly man, when he orders me to lick the delicious poopy remnants (with the occasional bit of corn) off of his arm after he's given me a good fist reaming. He doesn't have an ax (they stopped letting him have sharp objects back in '97), but can still be the hot lumberjack that chops down my tree. After all, you don't need an ax when it's a soft Fistmas tree made out of delicious poopies!

It sure does take awhile to make a proper Fistmas tree. Have you started on yours yet? I should post a picture of mine when it's finished- but I might not. You know how it is when you "should" do something, but then you get overcome with the spirit of wanting to romp through the yummy poopies, and make love to your sweetie underneath (and inside of) their warm squishiness? Damn, I love my poop fetish- and my asshole's gettin' a little wet just thinking about it.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Fistmas spirit!

Hey, everybody! Popanator here, your naughty little Fistmas nymph spreading the love and joy of shithole fisting with the kind of poop fetish you've come to know and love out of me. My leaking anus has prizes like a cracker jack box for all of you guys- I really want to share the naughty, beautiful joys of Fistmas with everybody! I'm just so overcome with it, and I want to share my poop fetish with everybody.


So I'm thinking, how can a girl like me open up her leaking anus, and spread all the goodies around like butter on toast? Well, I considered going to everybody's house, and leaving a steamer on their doorstep. But seriously, that would take the rest of my life- and I'd NEVER get to everybody! That would be a tragedy in the modern world, that the Fistmas spirit could die so young, and the poop fetish people all over the world could be forced to go without.
But I am determined to show Fistmas to everybody. So come one, come all to my poopy tree! Ethan and I have been seeking out donations of delicious poopies, so we can turn our simple poop fetish into something better than it's ever been before. And when we have plenty, we're going to top it off with a delicious, corn laden turd fresh from my leaking anus. Of course, we'll probably eat it in a week, but oh well!
Merry Fistmas!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The perfect blow job!

This is how I give my boyfriend a blow job. He starts by squatting (he loves to squat!) and by having a nice long poopie dangle out. Then I start sucking on the poopie until nice corny juices leek into my mouth. Mmm...
Popanator's Store at Zazzle

Monday, August 23, 2010

A couple that shits together, stays together!

I think its lovely! I love to have a support group when I go poopie! It makes everyone closes when you go poopie. Sometimes I have to have someone hold my hand when I take a poop So I can push out the delicious new born poopie! Mmm… Then I take it out and cradle the delicious corn laden poo. After that well, you can everyone about the beautiful creation you just made! Mmm… Then I save my lovely creation in the freezer so I can take it out later on and either suck on it like a poopcicle or use it as a frozen corn laden dildo. I just love poop!

Popanator's Store at Zazzle

Thursday, August 19, 2010

I love my car!

Everything about this picture made me so hawnee. It gave me an idea while I was fisting me poopie hole picturing splattering delicious corn laden poo on this guy. I went outside to my beautiful little red car and turned it on. Then I put the tail pipe up my poopie hole while it was on getting all nice and hot! It liquified my poopies to the point I had to squat down on a cup. It looked like hot chocolate with nuts, so I drank it! Mmm... Nice pooey chocolatey drink!

Popanator's Store at Zazzle

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Beautiful picture

This picture is so beautiful it made me cry. It is the perfect relationship. Being tied up and having your shit hole fisted. I am in heaven!!!!! I will leave you with that beautiful thought. Goodnight, shit freaks!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Suspended from Yahoo Answers



Okay, this one I don't get. As someone who love poopies, I naturally have a few questions about them. Like why does my poopies have corn? Why do my farts smell good? What does poop taste like. (I found out later it tastes like spit.) Why is that considered trolling? Everyone should have more of a love for poopies. I love to fist my poopie hole and lick my fist. I wish everyone else would just enjoy a nice steamer on their coffee table like I do. I like to look up and watcfh the poopies fall from the poopie hole and just splatter on the coffee table. Then I pick out the corn and eat it. Mmmm....

Popanator on the interwebs

What does Popanator love to do more than anything? Visit the world wide web spreading the love of poopies. This is some quote from my favoritest website I love to post on www.peopleofwalmart.com . You should check it out. It has some sexxy pictures of white trash at the favorite meeting place Wal-Mart. One of my favorite responses I've gotten to my comments:

Rev J

Popanator, you are a sick child. Maybe we should pimp you out to some German shizer porn and may some money off of you.
Like or Dislike: 10 1


Here is Boston Butt
@REV J — take it easy on popanator. He is obviously a “special” child whose developmental delay has left him as fixated on his poopie hole as my 10-year-old nephew. Expecting him to stop talking about his anus is like expecting the ocean to stop being wet.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Fat asses!


Mmm, what fat woman made me so hawny. I would love too look up at her and have her cream corn all over my face!