Sunday, September 25, 2011

Do it yourself fleshlight!

Hey poopy pals! It's your old pal the Popanator here, and it's recently come to my attention that many people haven't been spreading the gospel of corn laden poo and its attendant pooey wet juices. Now, I'm not one to pass judgment, but I am one to give of myself. I won't just give you a piece of my colon and poopy hole, either. I'll give you a piece of my knowledge. Heh, maybe some day I'll tell you about the time my autistic brother Willie tried to take a piece of my brain, but that's a whole different story. Anyway, I was reading up on how to make a fake vagina in case you're feeling horny but are too much of a loser to get a woman to have sex with you.

Why was I reading about that? I don't know, just kinda felt like it. Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I don't occasionally get curious about what they feel like. Any way, you take some potatoes and mash 'em up really good, then put in some water and oil to lube up to your tastes. Me personally, I like a good rough fisting, but some people are more dainty than I am. Then you put the whole mess in a plastic bag and bang away. Of course, I like to kick things up a notch, which is why I decided to try a little scatological experiment. I added potatoes to my diet for a week because I wanted to have some tater laden poo, and it worked after a few days.

At first it was subtle, with a slightly earthier taste to my shit. But after about five days of eating mostly potatoes, I could tell a real difference in both the taste and consistency of my poopies. So I took a big poo right in a plastic bag and was about to fuck them when I realized... I don't have a cock! Damnit! I've tried rigging up a poopie cock before, but I have way of knowing if it would give me the sensations a real cock would when I bury it balls deep in the tater laden poo. So how about you guys try it and tell me how it feels? Just don't eat the poopies before you fuck 'em right!


Anonymous said...

Is that you in that photo?

Johnny Fucknuckle said...

Bitch, you so sexy, I jump your bones and stick my 17 inch cock in your ass and pump you hard full of my yum cum cream the I pull out and slap you in the face with my still hard monster dick and all its wet pooey juices. Bitch you better be making corn laden poopies for me to rough fuck you in the butt. You live anywhere near West Virginia?

Popanator said...

@ Anonymous, no my photo is on here, but its hard to figure out which one it is.

@ I fisted my shit hole elblow deep to that. I pulled out some corn laden poo and at it and then shoved the poo log up my crusty cheesey vag. Unfortunatley, I'm stuck Evansville, IN. :(