My autistic brother Willie has a birthday on Sunday. I don't know what to get him. I'm thinking of a cake made out of poopies held up by corn cobs sprinkled with blue and yellow corn. Mmmm... Tasty!
Or maybe a homade poopie fleshlight? Or even better a sex doll, so he can have poopie play anytime!!
I really need to make this birthday perfect. This is his big 3-0. Oooh, skip a step and have a plush poopie to cuddle.
Okay, guys, I need your input. What do you get a 30-year-old autistic with a poop fetish? Leave ideas in comments, please!!