Alright poopie fans, this sucks. My Pay Pal button will not show up on this site. I am getting this fixed. Grrr! I'm using what HTML I learned back in 2001 and trying to make a seperate page for ya. Thanks for your patience. Hopefully, I didn't blow too many brain cells sniffing jenkem.
Other than that, I've been enjoying a lovely kidney infection. I am pissing blood. I am pissing constantly. It hasn't effected my job at all with the frequent piss breaks, because I've been using my Autistic Brother Willie's employee of the month trophy. However, it looks like strawberry lemonade. It doesn't taste like it. Infected piss is nasty even by Popanator standards. Oh, well, here is a YouTube vid to show you what bloody piss looks like!
Showing posts with label infection. Show all posts
Showing posts with label infection. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
Vaginal Crunchies
I've been sitting here looking at the damn to do list. My vag hole started itching. Mmmm... I dug my fingernails in that snatch sandwhich and started scratching around. Its felt so good, but some crunchis got stuck under my fingernail.
I put the fingers in my mouth. Mmmm... they were so crunchy. I sctratched around all afternoon. I had a lot of good snackies. Some were green! Some were dried cum remnants from months ago. Other still were from the froozen poopciles up shoved up there. I even got lucky and got me some corn. Best...Day...Ever!
I put the fingers in my mouth. Mmmm... they were so crunchy. I sctratched around all afternoon. I had a lot of good snackies. Some were green! Some were dried cum remnants from months ago. Other still were from the froozen poopciles up shoved up there. I even got lucky and got me some corn. Best...Day...Ever!
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Vegan BBQ Recepies
I decided to have a cook out with all the members of my family. I amm proud to say my BBQ was completely cruelty free and organic. I had to keep my Austic Brother Willie from eating the delicious feast before my othern families members arrived.
The biggest hit with everyone is vegan cheeseburgers. I collect a pound of delicious corn laden poo. I shape it like hamburgers and throw it on the grill. Then I take the cottage cheese from my vag and rub it on there. MMmmm.... Throw tht shit on a bun when its nice and steaming and OMG!!! Better than animal corpses.
Hot dogs are just as easy. Shape poopies into hot dogs, cook until the corn has a black stripe and ram that log into a bun.
Urine makes licious lemonade! Throw some ice cubes and yum!
Poopie pie is the funnest end to a delicious feast. Shit in a pie pan and serve. It doesn't get any better than that! MMmmmm......... My family loves poopies! We ate until we shit, then we ate again and fell asleep in a poopy patch.
The biggest hit with everyone is vegan cheeseburgers. I collect a pound of delicious corn laden poo. I shape it like hamburgers and throw it on the grill. Then I take the cottage cheese from my vag and rub it on there. MMmmm.... Throw tht shit on a bun when its nice and steaming and OMG!!! Better than animal corpses.
Hot dogs are just as easy. Shape poopies into hot dogs, cook until the corn has a black stripe and ram that log into a bun.
Urine makes licious lemonade! Throw some ice cubes and yum!
Poopie pie is the funnest end to a delicious feast. Shit in a pie pan and serve. It doesn't get any better than that! MMmmmm......... My family loves poopies! We ate until we shit, then we ate again and fell asleep in a poopy patch.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Cottage Cheese
I have a nasty yeast infection right now. I mean it is so itchy I've been stratching at it all day. Spending all day poking at my vaggo, kinda made it open yet. It started opening more and more and my hand slid right in. I did the only thing that was reasonable I took out a whole handfull of cottage cheese out of my vag and ate it. It tasted like regular cottage cheese and had the delicious tuna smell. Mmmm...
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