Happy National Cut Your Energy Costs Day!

Okay, now I'm wondering about the point of this Holiday. Whatever, I will celebrate it the true Popanator style. I know I waste a lot of energy, my own! This working shit is stupid. 12 hour days?! I don't even have time to fist my poopie hole. I mean, I end up having to take a shit at work, and they make me flush it. I don't even have time to make jenkem.

The only good thing that happened at work last night was the toilet was clogged. The employees being as post lobotomy as they are, instead of telling the supervisor (me) they just kept shitting in the toilet and not flushing it. I was stumbling in the bathroom during my lunch break to sneak my little bottle of jenkem, and noticed in the toilet, LUNCH TIME! Mmm..... I gobbled that shit up fast. It was yummy too! The day shift poopies even became more jenkem. JENKEM! JENKEM! JENKEM!

Well, I didn't give a shit about anything else during last night's shift. But, I know I'm going to quit wasting energy. I'm just going to call in sick in the AM.

Here is also my favourite reading material I read when I make jenkem. Popanator's Best Quotes. http://popanator.com/checkout/ Yes folks, it is ALL the quotes of 2010. Check it out, read it. If it is popular enough, I'll make one for 2011. Just click for the best bathroom reading: http://popanator.com/checkout/

New Chip Dip

I'm sitting here after a long day of working a day job and then building my castle. 14 fucking hours of work. WTF? Ever since Ethan left me they think I must no longer have a life. Any way Istarted eating some potato chips and decided to shove one up my poopie hole. Anyway I tasted it and is a mother fucking delicious taste sensation.

I squated over a bowl and had some delicious recycled corn just fucking shoot in there. Best corn dip evar! The buttery taste and peanut oil mixed with the corn in my poopies makes the most delicious taste sensation ever!!!!1!!!

Popanator on the clock!

There is a new blog I have been writing http://customertardblog.blogspot.com/ Don't worry, poopie freaks, I'll still be updating my adventures on my Popanator Blog. But, this one is about my adventures at work. It is also SFW besides all the cussing. It is about all the retards I deal with at work. More of a case study of why I am insane. I hope you guys enjoy.

And for all the hardcore poopie freaks, I'll still be posting about my adventures off the clock in fisting and enjoying my DELICOUS CORN LADEN POO. MMmm...... I love poopies. I like to pack them in my lunch and take that shit with me to work. I like to snack on the corn out of my shit between calls.

Mmm... comming home to a nice steamer and a warm shot of whiskey is the best way to unwind. Then I have my Ethan piss on me in the bathtub and just bathes in his hot sticky piss. MMmmm.... Without poopie pay my life wouldn't be worth living!