My new tatroo!

I was so proud of myself this week! This site has been up for over a year. I wanted to reward myself for a year of hard work and over 250 blurbs that I spent my extra money to get a tattoo. I know, I'm supposed to be saving up \for being on my own, but damnit sometimes I have to reward myself!

I got a tattoo of two girls one cup. It is my favourite video on the interwebs. Two girls going poopie in a cup and sharing it romantically, damn, just damn! Everything I thnk of that I just have to fit my shithole into turdgasm. Now I have something to look at to remind me of that majical moment of lust. How romantic to share poopies.

Next week, I will be moving into my new castle. I know, much sooner than possible, but you'll have to read how I did it so fast. Lets just say, its a fairytale. The wise Uncle Tony gave me advice, while the Great Almighty Poo showed me the magic is just in myself. I needed no magic wands, but it did take a miracle.

Soon, I'll be in my poo brick castle and every time I pass a mirror I will fist my poopie hole until it bleeds and then use the blood as lube for the other end. MMmmmm..... I'm gonna cum! That is why I have my entire bathroom in mirrors so I can watch myself shit and fap. Shit and fap... MMmm....

Talking Ken Doll

I was at the toy store today looking at new toys I could shove up my poopie hole. I love trying all sorts of balls. I love to swallow marbles and poop them out. It hits my G-Spot in my poopie hole and gives me a turdgasm. Mmmmm..... I love things that shake and vibrate. I love to vibrate my poopies into a pureed poopie smoothy!

But, I came accross one little gem. It is a Ken doll you can record your voice and have him talk back to you. Cool! I brought that thing home and had him talk about fisting poopie holes while I shove the hole doll up my ass. Also the vibrations of it liquifies my poopies. It was the funnest toy evar until My pooey wet juices shorted it out. Oh, well, I'll get another one and wrap it in a condom so it won't get ruined. I'll practice safe fecal masterbation! Mmm..... I hope everyone else is having a fun leekend!

Fapping while pooping!

I was taking another hard constipation dump today. It was so big and hard it reminded me of a willy. It turned me on so much I started fingering myself. It felt so good as the poopie was half way out of my ass. I started getting rougher and rougher with my fapping. I then started fisting my pussy and as the turd was sliding out, I came. Mmm..... Then I took the rock hard solid poopie and shove it up my clit and rubbed it around all teasing it and stuff. The poopie was getting soaked my vag juices and started melting. I then rubbed it all over my face and had vag scented poopies. Mmm...Poopies for sale!!!!!