Period History!!!

This is almost the end of period week, and I can't believe I haven't  even mentioned my glorious blood spurts between my legs. Yes, I have been saving up my pads. I love used pads! They smell delicious! Scratch and sniff stickers. I also love licking the poo streak in my pads.

But, years ago, periods weren't celebrated like this. Unfortunately, people were embarrassed to talk about something some beautiful and tasty. If you don't know what I"m talking about , try licking a woman's snatch during her magical time of month. Also, lick her poo hole afterwards. The taste is DEVINE.

Back in the 20's people were stupid. Here is a silent purchase coupon. You hand it to the cashier and have them discreetly hand you a box of pads.  No fucking way, when it comes to my period I say it loud and say it proud! Sometimes I tell the cashier it is period week! I also sometimes try to explain to her the joys of taking those use pads and using them later in art projects. She always ignores me, that bitch. One time, I came up to the cash register with rubber gloves, goggles, and a can of crisco. I started talking about my weekend plans, but she just ignored me.




I love the old period booklets they have to teach you the magic going on inside our bodies to create that delicious blood. I love to suck used tampons, but before I could suck tampons, I had to learn how to use them. Back in the early days they didn't know how to use them either.



Yes, it says you can wear them 48 hrs!!! Sure the smell would be mother fucking licious and that blood will be black with delciious clots to suck. I know this. I've gotten high and kept inserting tampons in myself without taking them out. I got 3 in there, before I realized what I did. I eventually put my entire fist in my vag because the blood lubed it up and that first tampon was as black as my hair. Smelled good though.

I have inserted A LOT of things in my vagina. I would not insert that. It looks like my retarded ex's penis.

The only good thing about history is that panties used to be open in the crotch and poopie hole area.

This allowed for easy fisting and fucking without removing all items of clothing. I would love to have fun fisting and hot sweaty sex session in public. The only down side is, where are you going to put a fucking pad?



Oh, yeah, people were stupid. Just put a pad in a panties problem solved. As I close this magical period week, I am grateful to be living in the enlightened age. I will peel off my last pad and slowly lick it. Mmmm... I love being a woman and shit.

Pink lemonade!

Today I was sitting on the toilet. Just pondering the world and life listening to the saddest songs. Me and my Ethan broke up. Its like a part of the Popanator is gone...forever. He was the corn to my shit.

He decided to leave after my obession with jenkem. Its doubtful I could ever get him back. He gave me  long to do list. Then at the end of it said there was no promise he'll be with me even after I accomplish those things. I wish there was something anything I could do. How do I know he won't just be off with the trailer park queen. It makes me sad every day. I still have other colourful characters in my life but none of them could ever replace my Ethan.

After sitting on the toilet for hours pondering my fate I started bleeding out of my cunt. The water turned my blood pink! I stood up and it looked like pink lemonade! I bent over and started licking the toilet like a dog does.

It looks like pink lemonade, but doesn't taste like it. It tasts so much better. Yum! Yum! That made me feel better.

Tampon Instructions

While I was siting on the toilet giving birth to a delicious corn laden poopie I needed something to read. The only thing I could find around was a box of tampons I ocassional shove up my poopie hole to hold in all the pooey wet juices when I leek. Hey, whenever you fist yourself like I do, somethings things just leeked out!

Then, I found the motherload of erotic cartoons! It was right in the packaging. These slutty cartoons just shoe the tampon up their cunt like its a cock.



Oh, fuck yeah! Everything about that shit just made me so hawnee I fisted my poopie hole until it bled. The half-born poopie got smushed around. I had to rub the shit all over myself. MMmm.... So squish, so erotic! Thanks, Tampon Slut!

Poopie and period blood craft!

I saw this ad for a vacation in Hawaii, and I thought it'd be really cool to go... but I'm too broke, so I had an idea that's almost as good. I saw that the girls there wore these really pretty grass skirts, so I tried to make one for myself. But the grass around here's the wrong color, and it's way to limp to work. So I used the last of my period blood, and soaked some local grass to firm it up. The yummy crust makes it look a lot more like Hawaii grass (not sure how they grow grass in sand, but whatever). And when I finish a nice roast poopy meal, I can use the nice firm grass from mah new skirt as toothpicks. It gives my teeth a cute extra shade of brown, to complement my poopy color. Blood and poop; the dynamic duo rides again!
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More Period fun!

Hey guys. I feel like the world would be missing out not to hear this, so here goes. Ethan and I have discovered a new kind of sexy fun we can have together during Period Week. First, we have a sword fight with our poopy swords (he told you my custom recipe for them awhile back), and cover each other with hot brown slash marks. Then he bends me over and fucks me in mah poopie hole, just pulling out often enough to paint my body with his shit covered dick. By this point we’re both usually coming all over each other, for a brown viscous pleasure soup all over our sweaty bodies. But if we really want to liven it up, we take as big a shit pile as we can manage (and in my case, that’s a lot), and wrestle around in it. Excuse me, all this talk is makin’ me hawnee.


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Used Tampons

I decided to do something different for period week. I actually used a tampon instead of my usual diapers. I put one tampon in my pussy and the other up me poopie hole. I used them all day until both holes leeked onto my panties. Mmmm.... After taking my panties off to give the usual sniff and lick and decided to take out both tampons. First I used the bloody one. I squeezed out the bloody goodness into my mouth and then licked up the juices like it was cherry Kool-aid. I got a delicious blood clot to chew on. Mmm... Yummy! It was like gummy bears! Then I took the other tampon out of me poopie hole and it looked like chocolate with delicious corn sprinkled! However, the bad the was my poopie hole started to lee out on my bed. Oh, well, I love the scent of delicious poopies as I sleep. mmm..... It helps me sleep faster! I wish I could be on my period every day! I have both holes a good fist and rolled around in the delicious juices and took a nap!

Period week!!!

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Popanator here! Hello my poopie freaks! I am so happy today! I started my period! I love all the nice lube it provides as I fist my vag and how wonderful the fishy blood smell is. I licked my fist and it was like a delicious fist full of pennies!!! My diaper I wear is full of delicious blood laden poopies. It looks like a work of art. I love maxie pads because they are like scratch and sniff stickers I carry around with me all month long! Mmmm... after a few weeks the blood and poopies make a nice delicious smell! I can't help it everything that comes out of my body is delicious and beautiful.

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Period week again!!!1!!!

Ooh, it’s mah period again! You guys know how I love my little Aunt Flo! I got a little hungry, and I noticed that I seemed to be a natural source of a thick, robust red sauce. So I boiled up some spaghetti, and squeezed out a thick lump of bloody stuff out of my cooch onto it. And naturally, I dropped a couple of little poopie meat balls on there, just to make it a complete plate.


But my meal just didn’t seem complete, for some reason. What goes really well with spaghetti? Garlic bread! So I got out some of my custom home made corn bread (which I can eat over and over again, if ya know what I mean), and copped a squat right over it. I’ve always thought my own pee smells a little bit like garlic, so I gave the bread a good golden spritz – and it was delicious!

You guys have GOT to come to my house. I made dinner!!!

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Dick painting

This erotic picture made me so hawy I am looking forward to my period.I will look at this picture when my snatch is bleeding and finger my cunt and do some fingerpainting...

Diapers on my period.

I like to wear diapers when I'm on my period. It is so the blood doesn't stain my pants and sheets. I also like to wear diapers when I am having leaking pooey juices out of my ass. Sometimes when i wear a diaper all day and then take it off I can enjoy the smell off blood, shit and piss. When I sniff it is intoxicating!

Period Fun

I started my period today. I was wearing my white panties and the blood dripped out of my vag. It looked like a cool painting. I still had a little bit of runny poopies in my panties so it was a beautiful piece of art work. Where blood meets poopies and come together to make love and a beautiful bouquet of smells.