New Chip Dip

I'm sitting here after a long day of working a day job and then building my castle. 14 fucking hours of work. WTF? Ever since Ethan left me they think I must no longer have a life. Any way Istarted eating some potato chips and decided to shove one up my poopie hole. Anyway I tasted it and is a mother fucking delicious taste sensation.

I squated over a bowl and had some delicious recycled corn just fucking shoot in there. Best corn dip evar! The buttery taste and peanut oil mixed with the corn in my poopies makes the most delicious taste sensation ever!!!!1!!!

Mrs Crumplebottom

Sorry, I haven't been writing for a while, some shit got fucked up and I have been doing nothing but playing Sims 2. I just can't help it, there is this old woman on there Mrs. Crumplebottom. I am in love with that old granny. I love old women. Their vag holes are so loose from years of experience! I can fist that shit.



An added bonus is she hits people with her purse! That is so fucking hawt!!1!!! Mmmm... I love to be smacked before I get fist. Everything about that old bitch make me so hawnee! I'd fist that into submission!


Mmmm... take out those teeth and gum me until I have a turdgasm in that sexxxy mouth!

Microwaved Poopies!!!1!!

I was watching one of mah poopies spinning around in the microwave – I call 'em steamers for a reason, you know – when I got an idea for something fun to do. Sometimes I like to see how much of something I can do, and one little turd just wasn't enough to satisfy me. That's just a little bitty snack for me. So I dug deep within myself, squatted down over the open microwave, and poured the contents of my colon deep into that little box. I felt pretty empty afterward – I'll need to get Ethan to fill me up when he gets home, hehe. But it was for a good purpose. I filled the entire microwave. So I turned it up all the way, and watched that squishy, beautiful brown baby of mine turn as best it could in there, round and round it went, until the microwave just exploded all over me. It was like bathing in my own child, as that sticking brown spray just coated my face and body. Oh my god, that got me so wet I fisted myself for like an hour afterward. I hadn't used both fists since my birthday, but they both went in with that sensual greatness I love so much.

Poopies for sale!!!!!

Moo

I was walking around the meadow today eating delicious meadow muffins. Mmm... they have the nicest corn laden poo of all. Then I looked up and admired my most favourite of animals: The cow. Cows are so beautiful. They are nice and big and fat like those big beautiful women who have those delicious smelly fat rolls that produce that delicious cheese. Also big beautiful women cannot wipe all the way so they usually have nice dried poopie jerky I can eat!

Cows also have the world's biggest poopie holes. I'm jealous. Sometimes a farmer has to get his body all the way in that poopie hole to help her give birth. Mmm... I love it when I put my fist up my poopie hole to give birth to a nice corn laden steamer.

Cows also have those big udders. I love big udders. It reminds me of a fat woman lactating. Mmm... I love to drink fat woman breast milk. I like to also lick the cheese built up between the big fat schweaty tits. Let's all remember the most beautiful and graceful animal of all... The COW!

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Popanator spreading love and shite on the interwebs

One of my other favorite sites to visit is www.droppedthebomb.com. It is where i can post my most intimate secrets and spread my love of poopies. This day where I wrote at: http://www.droppedthebomb.com/confession/Garage-Sale/7286 I talked about buying a used dildo at a garage sale. Scroll down and you can also see where I wrote it on here. The comments I got were fucking hilarious:

what the hell kind of garage sale would sell a used dildo? youre a liar. go on somewhere else.

Posted by lovelybonesmachine on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 12:50pm

Ignore lovelybonesmachine. It irritates me how everyone here always calls everyone else a liar. I think you're weird. How would it look like corn? I can't picture it.

Posted by Multiple Me on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 5:44pm

It would look like corn because my poo has a lot of corn on it. If I put it up my ass and the ribs caught the poo then it would have poopies and the corn in the poopies on it. Mmm... It makes me hungry!!!!

Posted by Popanator on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 5:47pm

Fucking liar. Your the same shit eating asshole who keeps posting messages about shit on this site. Find another site to shit on.

Posted by YoYo on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 11:38pm

what is your fucking problem lovelybonesmachine or crap fucker get the hell out of this site you don't deserve to be here!

Posted by mimi amma on Thursday, 07/1/10 - 4:59pm

YOUWILLDIEFROMEATINGCORN.YOUAREFUCKINGSTUPIDTOEATCORN.TRYEATINGSOMEARSNICINSTEAD.HAHAHAHAHHHAHA.

Posted by YOUWILLDIE on Thursday, 07/1/10 - 8:02pm

Hopefully someday, I'll inspire more love for poopies and the delicious corn inside of them.

Shit stains

I am having these really sticky shits. It is so hard to whipe my ass. I keep whipiing but more shit keeps cumming. I pick out the corn eat it, so It is a never ending source or corn. Yum!!! But too many of my panties are ruiend. :(

Fat asses!

Mmm, what fat woman made me so hawny. I would love too look up at her and have her cream corn all over my face!