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Can't wait to see you there!

Happy Birthday to Me!

Sorry this is so late, guys. It's been one hell of a great birthday. Yep, that's right, your old pal the Popanator is a year old today. Now, I'm actually a good deal older than that, but I've been trolling the Interwebs and fisting the world wide shit hole for 365 days. That's like 31 million seconds, or something. I don't care, I'm not a mathematician. But if you ask mah Ethan, I'm a hell of a good lay.


See, we normally fuck and fist each other in a position that sort of resembles a pretzel. I'm interviewing artistic talent to see if I can get things like that drawn out, but just imagine what you would do if you had a really great lover, really limber joints, and a love of scraping all of the delicious, corn laden poo out of your most beloved's poopy hole. It's pretty romantic, not to mention hot as hell.

I've been digging really deep into my colon to see what I can pull out for you guys. I don't just sit down and write this chronicle of my life without thinking about it. I really smear my shit across the keyboard, if ya know what I mean. I'm gonna make this year a whole lot better than last year was. I'm gonna answer you guys' prayers for great Popanator swag, the Popanator novel is finally going to be fisted out, and... uh, you wanted something else, and you'll get it. This year nobody's gonna burn my corn, nobody's gonna take my Ethan from me, and nobody's gonna be a funnier, fistier Internet bad-ass than the Popanator. Can I get a hell yeah? Happy birthday to me!

Poll Results!!!

You asked for it so here it is:

A pic of the Popanator. And here is a pic of my poopie hole:


Enjoy!

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Your Turn!

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Hello there my poopie freaks! Popanator here again! Today I'm asking for something really special. Your feedback! Please write in the comments what you think, how you feel about the site. What you like and don't like about the Popanator. Feel free to write anything about corn laden poo, Fistmas, or the Zazzle site. Thanks, guys! You're the best!

Straight Jackets And Mouth Muscles

You guys wanna know what's really funny? I've been in the nut house a few times now, and I've developed a pretty interesting wardrobe from all the outfits they've given me. Believe it or not, some of the strait jackets they use have different colors to them. Everybody knows about the white and off-white ones, but this one's a cute light blue. I've heard that sometimes they give you a brown one, just like my beloved poopies.
I don't know why they think a free outfit is gonna “fix” you or whatever- my love of poopies just can't be wrong. It's in my nature, just like my love of corn and how just about everybody loves alcohol. If people just got drunk off of poopies we'd all be a lot better off. I can poop and drive, after all, especially now that the strait jacket's off- although I have just about gotten the knack of driving with it. It just hurts my teeth on long trips, and driving a stick involves some pretty rapid cock-sucking movements.
Really, if you ever wanna drive using nothing but your mouth, it's good to get some calluses going by practicing on frozen shit. It'll give your mouth some powerful pornstar muscles, and it'll even make your breath smell all snazzy and poopy. You should try it sometime!
Poopies!!!!!

Poopy Poopy Poopy!!!1!!

Hey, everybody!  I was singin' my boy Desmond to sleep last night, when I decided to put a little Popanator twist on an old favorite.  Keep in mind, I'm Popanator, not Popnator or Popanatpr- respect mah name, people!  Tell me what ya think of this- it's to the beat of "Polly Wolly Doodle," which is a weird old song.

Oh, I stuck my hand

in mah poopy hole

singin' poopy poopy poopy all the day

My hole it is

a yummy place

singa poopy poopy poopy all the day

fist it well,

poopin' well,

comin' out my poopy hole

For I'm fistin' out the shitter

I'm a poopy heavy-hitter

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

Oh, I stuck my arm

so way up there

singin' poopy poopy poopy all the day

felt the deep brown joy

and some pubic hairs

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

fist it well,

poopin' well,

comin' out my poopy hole

For I'm fistin' out the shitter

I'm a poopy heavy-hitter

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

Oh, my arm got caught

in my poopy place

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

So I leaked my juices

on someone's face

singa poopy poopy poopy all the day

fist it well,

poopin' well,

comin' out my poopy hole

For I'm fistin' out the shitter

I'm a poopy heavy-hitter

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

Well I'm not that great

at throwing it up

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

but when it comes to shit

I can't be stopped

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

fist it well,

poopin' well,

comin' out my poopy hole

For I'm fistin' out the shitter

I'm a poopy heavy-hitter

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

Well, pooping's fair

we can all poop great

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

so why not poop now?

There's no need to wait!

singin' poopy poopy poopy all the day

fist it well,

poopin' well,

comin' out my poopy hole

For I'm fistin' out the shitter

I'm a poopy heavy-hitter

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

With a little brown gold

and some corn to spread

singa poopy poopy poopy all the day

I can leave a big steamer

in your bed

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

fist it well,

poopin' well,

comin' out my poopy hole

For I'm fistin' out the shitter

I'm a poopy heavy-hitter

sing poopy poopy poopy all the day

Popanator Perfume

I love the smell of poopies all thee time. I mean, the taste the texture, is so intoxicating. However, I was wondering if there was some way I could have the delicious poopies with me in some way always. Then I realized it! POOPIE PERFUME!!!1!!!!  I fisted me poopie hole nice and good until the poopies got all wet and juicy. Then I shoved a glass bottle up my ass to let the juicies drip in. I made sure to fart a few times to get the smell in all nice and good. Now, whever I go out on a date with my Ethan, I dab a little bit behind my ears and he immediatley wants to lick me all over! MMmmm.... He loves poopies as much as I do!
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Hello there. Its Popanator again! I have a special post for you. I have always wondered why people are so offended by poopies. Poopies are so natural and wonderful. I love how poop squishes in my hand. I love to taste the corn out of my poop and it tastes like corn on the cob. Why are people so offeneded? Everyone takes a poop. I went to a public toliet the other day and the toilet seat was covered in shit. I liked it up tasting the crusty goodness and then I fisted me poopie hole adding to the lovely shitness. I smeared it on the wall.

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Poppy on the interwebs again!

One of my oh so favorite websites is www.droppedthebomb.com. What is so funny, is that I have spread my love of poopies on it so much that there is actually people imitating the POPANATOR!!! Here ya go:

Eric Popinator

Posted On Sunday, July 25, 2010

I love POOPIES! I changed my mind,I have a right don't I? I want to play with poopies again!

IM this confession to a friend

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POOPIES

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The above post was not posted by me, but by the Popanator imposter. I'm truly sorry, folks.

Posted by Eric on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:39pm

If you are going to imitate Popanator, at least spell it right.

Posted by Popanator on Monday, 07/26/10 - 9:32am

Seriously now, if you are going to pretend to be Popanator, spell it right!!!

an imposter on this site...

Posted On Sunday, July 25, 2010

OK, here's the deal. Since I have given my life to Christ, and ceased posting vile stories and comments on here under the Popanator name, someone has decided to try to steal the name, and continue posting disgusting stories. He is an imposter. He is not the real Popanator. I am Eric Smith, the original Popanator. His stories are even worse than some of mine were. Friend, may I suggest that you go to church, and learn the truth that I have accepted? Or just read your Bible. It's not all about poopie. And please stop using the Popanator name. Seriously, a blimp? That's just not right, friend.

IM this confession to a friend

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love incest Popanator poopie

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This guy's a fake. My daddie and me eat poopies all the time and we don't go to no stupid church. We rather stay home and play with poopies and fist each others poopie holes. I love to eat my daddie's poopies.

Posted by POPINATOR on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:16pm

HAHAHAHA! Dude! For real... I know Eric. He's the for real POPANATOR. Well, ex popanator. You should be ashamed to trying to copy his genius! RATBASTARD FOREVER!! HAHAHA!

Posted by RATBASTARD on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:33pm

EAT DICK

Posted by EEBIE on Sunday, 07/25/10 - 11:35pm

Poster, thank you for the wonderful legacy you left us. Have you considered bringing me and Ratbastard Ralph to church with you? Could we go as a gay couple? He hates my guts so I was kind of hoping we could learn to love each other in a new way (besides just sexually).

Please think about it, Ralph, you really mean a lot to me.

I also know EEBIE did not write that post.

Posted by YNN on Monday, 07/26/10 - 12:49am

You certainly may come with me, YNN. For a long time, I read your posts and comments, and thought that they were very stupid. Now, I have realized that you have tried to give sound advice, while all I did was make stupid rants about poopies and fisting. I am so ashamed. Yes. You and Ratbastard can come with me to church.

Posted by Eric Smith on Monday, 07/26/10 - 1:03am

Eat shit, YNN. You stupid fuck! I'm not going with you anywhere.

Posted by RATBASTARD on Monday, 07/26/10 - 1:06am

YNN, how would you know that the poster claiming to be EEBIE was not indeed EEBIE? Is EEBIE really your alter ego? That would indeed be entertaining to discover. A perfectly logical, well spoken person, who gives sound advice from one side of his mouth, and who spews random vile comments from the other. Ha!

Posted by To YNN on Monday, 07/26/10 - 1:11am

Wow, I didn't know I had some many fans. If you love me that much, just go to my websites popanator.blogspot.com.

Posted by Popanator on Monday, 07/26/10 - 9:48am

I can't tell you how I know EEBIE didn't write that comment, because then the impostor(s) would know how I know.

If I actually had any extra time, I would respond to more people's confessions, not invent some ridiculous game of tag or good cop/bad cop. LOL! I like EEBIE; he's sincere; he's sensitive and misundersood, but a sweet guy.

As for Ratbastard, you still need some time to think about it, I see. That's O.K. remember, I may be a "stupid fuck," but I am STILL a "fuck." Would you ever really want to pass that up, Ratbastard?

Posted by YNN and Rat off to church on Monday, 07/26/10 - 2:11pm

FUCK YOU ALL,FUCKING COCK-SMOKERS! GO TO FUCKING HELL AND BURN! I HATE YOU ALL!

Posted by Eric Smith on Monday, 07/26/10 - 4:55pm

Ratbastard Ralph, I'll NEVER stop loving you. You COMPLETE me. We need each other. I just think you need a little more time to warm up to the whole idea of us doing sexually obscene things to each other. I can't wait, nor can I stand to wait much longer. I will seek you out, stud muffin.

Posted by YNN smoking ratbastard cock on Tuesday, 07/27/10 - 4:

Yup, the first guy Eric Smith is pretending to be Popanator atoning for sins. LOL I think this troll war is actually really cool.