Thursday, October 28, 2010

Zea Mays

I had this idea that I'd like to shit a rainbow. So I asked a gay guy how to do that, and he said he didn't know. So I tried to drink some paint, so it'd make my poopies come out a different color than their trademark brown. That was a big fail, too. So I went to a web site that sells a bunch of seeds, and found out they make red corn, white corn and even blue corn. It's not the growing season yet, and now that Uncle Tony is too beaten up to stop me I'm gonna plant me a rainbow crop of corn. I had no idea that the corn of the world was so varied, just like people. We're all living in one big field, after all.

I don't wanna sound racist or anything, but I think the Hopi blue corn is the prettiest of all. After all, it's so dark and mysterious, just like a big black poopy that could've been anything I ate a day or two ago. Shoving a big blue corn cob up mah poopy hole would prolly feel kinda like what it's like to be fucked by a big black stud. If Ethan doesn't calm down and start talking to me again, I may need to do just that.

Man, I can't wait for next fall! Guess who's gonna have a pretty new tail!!!1!!!!!
Own a piece of the Popanator.


Kream said...

I like creamed corn.

Popanator said...

So do I somtimes whenever my boyfrfiend Ethan bangs my poopie hole hard and cums in it I poop out creamed corn!