Mrs Crumplebottom

Sorry, I haven't been writing for a while, some shit got fucked up and I have been doing nothing but playing Sims 2. I just can't help it, there is this old woman on there Mrs. Crumplebottom. I am in love with that old granny. I love old women. Their vag holes are so loose from years of experience! I can fist that shit.



An added bonus is she hits people with her purse! That is so fucking hawt!!1!!! Mmmm... I love to be smacked before I get fist. Everything about that old bitch make me so hawnee! I'd fist that into submission!


Mmmm... take out those teeth and gum me until I have a turdgasm in that sexxxy mouth!

Sexxy Panties

I believe the sexiest article of clothing is the granny panties. I love how all the fabric covers more than just the poopie hole but the areas around it and the vag. Mmm.... They trap more sweat and smells that I just love to peel off at the end of the day and make a tent. Mmm... I can sleep in the tent all night smelling the delicious aroma of my poopie and vag juices. Now, what is even sexier than regular grannie panties is grey panties. That's right. They looks so nasty it makes me so hawnee. I remember, when Ethan wasn't mad at me he would put on a pair for me and let me fist his poopie hole. I loved to see the fabric jiggle and smear all over the grey cotton. I would then put the panties on my face as he would pound my poopie hole.

I miss Ethan. I wish he knew how much I love him. ETHAN! I need your poopie hole, I need your big fist to fist me elbow deep! Please, take me baaaaack!!! Own a piece of the Popanator!

I miss my Ethan!

I had a date all set up with Ethan today – I was going to show him my favorite spot for going sewer diving. My man knows how to make me hawt- he said he loves the way I look in my little bikini, but that he likes how I look without it even better. So I was stoked for some steamy skinny poopy dipping, and the incredible sex we always have. I thought I'd talk dirty to him first, by telling him what I'd done with his Granny Louise. She told me to call her Granny Lubee, on account of how wet her poopy hole gets. Besides, two girls are too hot for any man to resist, even in a story.
But you can imagine how surprised I was when he got pissed at me. Ethan's never been one to have a sharp temper, but he got mad that I was fisting somebody else behind his back. It wasn't so much that it was his family, and he didn't mind that I'm bi. It's just that he gets angry about cheating. I tried to offer him some shit, but he knocked it out of mah hand and made me cry. He's never refused a poopy before, offered so lovingly as I did. I hope he can forgive me, and I'm gonna give him some time to do it.
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My Boyfriend's Granny

Things are getting really serious between me and my boyfriend Ethan. He took me to meet his grandparents. Then I saw his grannie. She is a sexy old woman sitting there in nothing but her depends and bra that would not hold up those saggy tits. It was everything I could do to control myself right there! Mmm....

Today, I snuck over to her trailer by myself. She answered the door in those depends. She hadn't changed them in quite a while Pooey wet juices were leeking down her leg. I couldn't control myself. I started licking up that sexy wrinkled leg eating the juices. MMm.... Then I ripped off those depends with my teeth. I licked that poopie hole and shoved my fist up there!

Old women have so much experience, so that poopie hole was gaping wide for me! She screamed in pleasure and had a turdgasm all over my face!'

Then she hiked up my skirt and ripped off  my diaper. I wear it to collect all the nice vag and pooey juices so I can eat it at the end of the day. She fisted my poopie hole elbow deep and pulled out a huge corn laden log! She smeared it all over that sexxxy wrinkled face. Mmmm...

We then lapped up the excess pooey juices off of each other with our toungs and cuddled each other using our used diapers as pillows. I hope my boyfriend Ethan doesn't mind.
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