I saw this ad for a vacation in Hawaii, and I thought it'd be really cool to go... but I'm too broke, so I had an idea that's almost as good. I saw that the girls there wore these really pretty grass skirts, so I tried to make one for myself. But the grass around here's the wrong color, and it's way to limp to work. So I used the last of my period blood, and soaked some local grass to firm it up. The yummy crust makes it look a lot more like Hawaii grass (not sure how they grow grass in sand, but whatever). And when I finish a nice roast poopy meal, I can use the nice firm grass from mah new skirt as toothpicks. It gives my teeth a cute extra shade of brown, to complement my poopy color. Blood and poop; the dynamic duo rides again!
Poopies for sale!!!!!