Shitty Philosophy

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Poopies... Are they dead, or alive. They sit there with their bacteria and they just lounge out in the Sun, but they don't ever move. Man, why don't they ever move?! They are like those guys who hang around in the park pretending to be statues, where you take your picture with 'em and they just keep standing there. But poopies have their beloved, tasty maggots that fuck 'em like they're in a porno, just in and out and in and out until you want the poopies to shriek out in pleasure. But they don't. Man, what a strange thing is shit- where does it really come from? And what does it really want?

On the Twelth Day of Fistmas...

On the twelfth day of Fistmas my shit hole gave to me twelve humpers humping,

eleven pissy fountains,
ten dead cats rotting,
nine maggots dancing,
eight poopy cookies,
seven anal rodents,
six steamers steaming,
five fisty fists,
four rainbow turds,
three ass pies,
two corny cobs,
and a poopy right on my knee.

Guest post: Willie War 2

Hi, I'm Willie, Popanator's brother. I wanna tell y'all about something I did awhile back. See, I found me a couple of flies stuck in my fly paper, and instead of eating them like I usually would, I decided to try a little Swiss Family Robinson stuff. So I pulled off a wing from both of 'em, and put 'em on mah limp dick in the bath tub. Now, it was kinda funny when they tried to fly away, because they ended up just leapin' in the air and spinnin' around like acrobats or something.


After awhile, the flies got used to their fate, and started to breed. It took a few days, but soon mah cock island was crawlin' with maggots. It got a little crowded on their, so I squeezed out some turdiepops (floaters, my favorite kind) and put a few of the maggots on them. They colonized the contents of my colon, I think. Maybe colonize means they took a shit on mah shits, I don't know.

In time, the old mama and papa fly passed away, and I buried 'em at sea. Well, I ate 'em, but my mouth was wet, so it was kinda the same thing. And the little baby flies grew up and flew away. My skin was real dry, after being in a bath tub for about a week. So I got out. That's the end of the story, hope you liked it.Poopies for sale!!!!!