Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happy 4th of July!!!!

Today I decided to celebrate the 4th of July by taking an artillery shell and covering it with my corn ladden poo. Then I put the tubing up my poopie hole with the artilery shell and lit it. It made a lovely fireworks display splattering the corn down for all to enjoy. Now I'm in the hospital with my asshole blown out so big I can't even fist it right now. :(

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