Dances with poopies!!!

I wanna go up into a rocket. They say there's no gravity in space, so it's kinda like a big toilet, only you can breathe. I want to poop all through the air, and then spin around with it. Ooh, I could dance with it. I could dance with me poopies! I could throw 'em up, and watch 'em float. I could be a floater, too! I could poop so much, all I can see is me poopies, and swim around in the brown goodness, while the corn inside looks just like the stars. I could live out my dream of being in a world of poop