Shitty Philosophy

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Poopies... Are they dead, or alive. They sit there with their bacteria and they just lounge out in the Sun, but they don't ever move. Man, why don't they ever move?! They are like those guys who hang around in the park pretending to be statues, where you take your picture with 'em and they just keep standing there. But poopies have their beloved, tasty maggots that fuck 'em like they're in a porno, just in and out and in and out until you want the poopies to shriek out in pleasure. But they don't. Man, what a strange thing is shit- where does it really come from? And what does it really want?