Wednesday, January 12, 2011

My Ethan

My Ethan is always so helpful. He helps me shit and do all sorts of things. Whenever I am constipated he says down and has me squat over his mouth and use him as my personal toilet. He holds my hand because I have to strain in order to get the hard poopies out. MMmmm.... Then after I slide it in his mouth, he licks my poopie hole and cleans it up. I love to use his tounge as my toilet paper. Ethan is the best!

The perfect gift for your sweetest shit buddy!

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