It was so cold today and the heater went out on my car. My hands were freezing and sticking to the steering wheel. I had a wonderful Idea. I would put one fist up my poopie hole and drive with the other. I alternated all the way though the trip to work. My poopie hole is so warm and squishy and inviting! Better than gloves! The poopies would freeze on to my hands and I would have pooey popsicles. Mmmm...
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Winter Driving
It was so cold today and the heater went out on my car. My hands were freezing and sticking to the steering wheel. I had a wonderful Idea. I would put one fist up my poopie hole and drive with the other. I alternated all the way though the trip to work. My poopie hole is so warm and squishy and inviting! Better than gloves! The poopies would freeze on to my hands and I would have pooey popsicles. Mmmm...
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