Sunday, January 2, 2011

Dr. Popanator

I had this idea that maybe poopies did not necessarily need to come out of a poopy hole. You know how snake mommies and snake daddies get together and make little baby snakes? Well, what if poopy holes were nothing more than the entrance into a place where mommy and daddy poopies made their little poopy babies. Wouldn't that just make sense? So maybe, if somewhere in my pretty little guts there is a place where the poopies have their mating rituals and lay their little poopy eggs, it might be possible to breed poopies in the outside. So I got to thinking about setting up a poopy habitat for them.

One of the neat things about my poop fetish is that it still lends itself to some reason. For instance, I know that poopies are attracted to warm, dark places. So the first thing I did was get a red light bulb (like with photography) so the bathroom would be nice and dark. Then I filled the bath tub with nice, warm water. I figured that would be a good place to breed me some poopies. But then I remembered that it takes two, ya know? So I sat on the edge of the tub, and pumped me out a poopy mare and a poopy stud. It was kinda neat, because the stud starting chasing the mare around the tub almost immediately. I have to admit, I was cheerin' for him. I was also curious where he puts his poopy seed- this is some fascinating research, you know?
I'll report more when I know it. Then you can call me Dr. Popanator!


Jacky Maille said...

"Dr Popanator" makes me think of a soda made from corn-laden wet pooey juices. While I find the idea hilarious, I probably wouldn't drink carbonated wet pooey juices. But I'd probably love the Dr Popanator Super Bowl commercial!

Popanator said...

That's a great idea. I think a corn laden poo soda would be delicious! And the bubbles would tickle your nose. Mmmmm... The corn would be the full serving of veggies... I can market this as a health drink!