Pissing Blood

Alright poopie fans, this sucks. My Pay Pal button will not show up on this site. I am getting this fixed. Grrr! I'm using what HTML I learned back in 2001 and trying to make a seperate page for ya. Thanks for your patience. Hopefully, I didn't blow too many brain cells sniffing jenkem.

Other than that, I've been enjoying a lovely kidney infection. I am pissing blood. I am pissing constantly. It hasn't effected my job at all with the frequent piss breaks, because I've been using my Autistic Brother Willie's employee of the month trophy. However, it looks like strawberry lemonade. It doesn't taste like it. Infected piss is nasty even by Popanator standards. Oh, well, here is a YouTube vid to show you what bloody piss looks like!

Pink lemonade!

Today I was sitting on the toilet. Just pondering the world and life listening to the saddest songs. Me and my Ethan broke up. Its like a part of the Popanator is gone...forever. He was the corn to my shit.

He decided to leave after my obession with jenkem. Its doubtful I could ever get him back. He gave me  long to do list. Then at the end of it said there was no promise he'll be with me even after I accomplish those things. I wish there was something anything I could do. How do I know he won't just be off with the trailer park queen. It makes me sad every day. I still have other colourful characters in my life but none of them could ever replace my Ethan.

After sitting on the toilet for hours pondering my fate I started bleeding out of my cunt. The water turned my blood pink! I stood up and it looked like pink lemonade! I bent over and started licking the toilet like a dog does.

It looks like pink lemonade, but doesn't taste like it. It tasts so much better. Yum! Yum! That made me feel better.

Popanator on the clock!

There is a new blog I have been writing http://customertardblog.blogspot.com/ Don't worry, poopie freaks, I'll still be updating my adventures on my Popanator Blog. But, this one is about my adventures at work. It is also SFW besides all the cussing. It is about all the retards I deal with at work. More of a case study of why I am insane. I hope you guys enjoy.

And for all the hardcore poopie freaks, I'll still be posting about my adventures off the clock in fisting and enjoying my DELICOUS CORN LADEN POO. MMmm...... I love poopies. I like to pack them in my lunch and take that shit with me to work. I like to snack on the corn out of my shit between calls.

Mmm... comming home to a nice steamer and a warm shot of whiskey is the best way to unwind. Then I have my Ethan piss on me in the bathtub and just bathes in his hot sticky piss. MMmmm.... Without poopie pay my life wouldn't be worth living!

Popanator's Growing Up

Hi my poopy freaks!!!! This is a very special post. Popanator is growing up! I am moving off my daddie's farm and into the trailer park like a grown up. I know I will miss all the wonderful things at my daddie's farm like rolling around in all the delicious juicy meadow muffins in the field. I will miss rolling around in the horse stalls and eating the poopies mixed in with the straw. Mmm.... horse poopies and straw is just a delicious delecacy!

I'm going to miss the delicious black and white poopies in the hen house, but I'm moving on to bigger and better things. I'm going to the trailer park. The same one Ethan is at. We will be closer and any time I need to be fisted I can just cum right in his trailer. MMmm.... Hopefully one day we will be ready to move our trailers together and have a double wide!!! Also two septic tanks we a can just let flow out and run around in like sprinklers!

MMmm..... Being out on my own will be so much fun. I will decorate my trailer in the best Popanator way! I will use my runny poopies and my period blood to paint the walls.  I will take my Ethan's poopies and make them into furniture. I will have my poopy fountain on the lawn! Everyone would be so impressed!!!!

Wish me luck my poopy freaks!!
Shit to add for your poopy lair!

The pooey pissy fountain!

I've always wanted a fountain. There's just something erotic about the constantly trickling and pouring sounds of something wet that just gets my pooey juices moist and squishy. Sometimes I like to lay on my back, put my legs up and just pee in the air, so I can feel all fountainy. But while that's pretty good, I want to do better. That just ain't poopy enough for the Popanator! I want to take this fountain thing to the next level of shitty goodness, the way I do with everything else in my life.


So I took Ethan's idea of making things out of my poop, and build a sculpture. But it needed a little something extra to make it a fountain, of course- something wet! So I got on a stool next to my little poopy masterpiece, and pissed all down it, letting the pooey pissy juices just rain down from the heavens like the bounty of a generous god.

But that wasn't enough either. I want a fountain that'll run a lot even when I can't squeeze out anything. So I got a pot, a ladder and a tube, and set them up over my fountain. Now, I piss in it every day, and every so often I'll open up the tube and let the pee rain in a golden shower right down there. That's some pissy, poopy ingenuity right there!
Shit 4 Sale!

Silly me!

I found something just as fun as shit. Its called piss. You can get more piss than shit, especially if you happen to be constipated a lot. Piss is fun. It comes shooting out warm. That warm sticky fluid warms my soul.

Piss is also a happy yellow color. It taste kinda bland. But it has bubbles that tickle your nose like soda. Come on everybody, don't forget about your everyday hero...PISS!

Diapers

I enjoyed wearing diapers during my period so much I thought about wearing diapers full time. I can piss and shit in them all day long and at the end of the day I can have a nice smelling reward. Yum!!! I could then pick the corn out of my shit and eat it. It makes me so hawny, I am fisting my poopie hole thinking about it.

Sad endings

Now it is the close of my wonderful period. I will have to go back to regular ways to my my clit quivery and shoot warm sticky piss.

Now it is time to go back sniffing my poopie panties. Then aftet I masterbate with the poopies it is time sniff them again. So wonderful, like the first day of summer!