I found something just as fun as shit. Its called piss. You can get more piss than shit, especially if you happen to be constipated a lot. Piss is fun. It comes shooting out warm. That warm sticky fluid warms my soul.
Piss is also a happy yellow color. It taste kinda bland. But it has bubbles that tickle your nose like soda. Come on everybody, don't forget about your everyday hero...PISS!