One of the ways I like to unwind at the end of the day is just laugh on the computer. After eating my corn log first of course. One thing, that really makes me laugh is good old fashioned TARD STORIES! Before you say I'm mean, think of it this way. Retards don't know when you are making for of them. They are also happy to get the extra attention.
Unfortunately, tard stories are getting harder to find on the internet. Some of the best which is Stokie Jaye's Slow Children at Play and Rita Speds Tard Blog have long dissapeard from the interwebs. Luckily there is the Way Back Web Machine to pick out some of the diamonds out of the trash heap. I am compling the best tard stories at http://tardstories.blogspot.com
And for those people who are offended because they have a child or sibling with Down's or Autism or any of those diseases:
Hey, they are fucking hilarious! And they do the most insane shit!