Fistmas Carol

Here is a Fistmas carol I love to sing around the Holiday season. Its called "Tony the Gayman" Sing it in the tune of Frosty the snowman:

Tony the Gayman was a jolly faggy soul



With a corn cop pipe shoved up his prick


And two dicks up his ass


Tony the Gayman is a fairy tale they say


He was made of gizz


But the faggots know how he came to life one day


There must of been some magic in


That ol' dildo they found


For when they shoved it up his ass


He began to dance around

Tony the Gayman alive as he could be


And the faggots say he could fuck and suck


Just the same as you and me

Tony the Gayman knew the Christians were out that day


So he said lets run and have some fun before I get killed


Down to the village with a penis in his hand


Runnin' here and there all around the square


Sayin' catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town


Right up to the Christian


And he only paused a moment when he heard him holler stop
Tony the Gayman


Had to hurry on his way


But he waved goodbye sayin' please don't cry


I'll be back again some day!!!1!