Monday, December 6, 2010

Fistmas Carol

Here is a Fistmas carol I love to sing around the Holiday season. Its called "Tony the Gayman" Sing it in the tune of Frosty the snowman:

Tony the Gayman was a jolly faggy soul

With a corn cop pipe shoved up his prick

And two dicks up his ass

Tony the Gayman is a fairy tale they say

He was made of gizz

But the faggots know how he came to life one day

There must of been some magic in

That ol' dildo they found

For when they shoved it up his ass

He began to dance around

Tony the Gayman alive as he could be

And the faggots say he could fuck and suck

Just the same as you and me

Tony the Gayman knew the Christians were out that day

So he said lets run and have some fun before I get killed

Down to the village with a penis in his hand

Runnin' here and there all around the square

Sayin' catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town

Right up to the Christian

And he only paused a moment when he heard him holler stop
Tony the Gayman

Had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye sayin' please don't cry

I'll be back again some day!!!1!


Jacky Maille said...

You sure are festive this holiday season.

...or should I say "fistive"?

Popanator said...

I'm always very fistive! I can't wait to bring presents of delicious corn laden poo to all those I love! Fistmas time is the most wonderful time of the year!