I had severe diarrhea today. I mean its usally all fun to lay around and roll in the delicious corn laden poo, but I had to work! I had to plug that shit up somehow, because it just kept leeking and leeking out of my poopie hole. Then I looked around and saw some potatoes in my kitchen. I decided I could plug up that shit and save the delicious pooey juices for after work. Mmm.... I bent over and shoved that potato up my ass! It went in so easily, because my poopie hole is the size of a gopher hole and all that pooey wet juices were like lube! Mmm... It felt so good to have that rolling around in there. During my lunch break I was so hungry! I had an idea and took the potato out of my poopie hole and it was just soaked my my delicious poopie juice. I bit into it like an apple and it was so fucking delicious! When I pack my lunch from now on, I'm going to let it soak my pooey love juices first!
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I bet it would be good with some sour cream and bacon bits! And chives!
Mmm... I'll remember that next time. Bacon and poopies go together like soulmates. Cum tastes better than sour cream, so I'll use that instead. And chives, well, It would make good decoration!
Thanks, Anonymous, but I really don't need financial help. My living expenses are low. I eat poopies over and over again to save on food costs.
Wow all I can say is that you are a great writer! Where can I contact you if I want to hire you?
Thanks, Anonymous! My email address is Popanator2010@yahoo.com Feel free to email me!
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