Purple Spray

I have been looking at plants to plant on my poopie palace. You know, 5 acres is going to be a large space. I don't want just boring yellow corn, no way! I can a colorful variety like a rainbow. Then whenver the sun rises over it, it will look like a magical storybook palace. Mmm...

Also, colorful corn has another purpose, confetti!!!!! What I do is eat a big variety of corn and then stand on the roof and open up my buttcheeks. I make sure, I drink a glass of Mexican water first. Then I bend over and let out a huge corn spray! Pretty and delicious! Perfect Party decorations for a princess! If I ever get married, I would definatley have color corn confetti spraying down on me! MMmm....