Saturday, May 7, 2011
Popanator's Best Quotes
Here it is poopie freaks! My first video! This is of all my favorite comments I post on websites and forums! It is to spread my love of poopies! The Great Almighty Poo would be pleased. Sit back, enjoy with some poopcorn and place comments!
Friday, May 6, 2011
Purple Spray
Also, colorful corn has another purpose, confetti!!!!! What I do is eat a big variety of corn and then stand on the roof and open up my buttcheeks. I make sure, I drink a glass of Mexican water first. Then I bend over and let out a huge corn spray! Pretty and delicious! Perfect Party decorations for a princess! If I ever get married, I would definatley have color corn confetti spraying down on me! MMmm....
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Popanovel
Alright poopie freaks, mark this date down on your calendar July 1, 2011. That is the date of the relase of the Popanovel: A Poopie Fairytale. Read a novel about how me, Popanator, struggles to become a princess and have my own poopie castle. There is something for everyone: action, romance, adventure magic, oh, and lots of POOPIES! DELICIOUS CORN LADEN POO!
I'll keep you posted about updates and news. Also news about my very own poopie castle. Hopefully, I'll be able to build it. I have been researching about drying about poopies and using them as bricks. I did some internet research and they do that in Africa. I am a genius! Poopies are useful! The Great Almight Poo gave us these delicious and extremely usefull poopies to build with and eat.
I'll keep you posted about updates and news. Also news about my very own poopie castle. Hopefully, I'll be able to build it. I have been researching about drying about poopies and using them as bricks. I did some internet research and they do that in Africa. I am a genius! Poopies are useful! The Great Almight Poo gave us these delicious and extremely usefull poopies to build with and eat.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Dinner at Uncle Tony's
I have been so depressed latley trying to get over the love of my life Ethan. I thought he was the corn to my shit. *sigh* I have writing my memoirs of my poopie novel, and it iso hard. Ethan has been a bigger part of my life than I thought.
Even my Uncle Tony took notice. I have forgiven him for cutting down my corn. I realized there are more important things than corn. Okay, not much, but still corn is only a small part of corn laden poo. I went over to his appartment. He's one of the richer ones in the family. He has an apartment. He looked at me and saw how sad and a mess I was. I didn't even want to eat corn laden poo.
Uncle Tony then started cook. I asked, "Hey, wheres the corn laden poo?!" He was cooking grilled cheese. I haven't anything but corn and poop since March 2010.
Tony looked at me and whiped his hands on his dress. He just stated, "Man cannot live on corn laden poo alone."
"What the hell does that mean?" I just sat at the kitchen table and put my head into my hands.
"You need to stop living in either or. You need to write your on fairytale. Noone can do it for you."
"Are you stoned?! You need to stop with the jenkem."
"You need to stop depending on people to write your fairtale. You need to write it yourself."
"Well, I have been writing in my Popanovel. I have the first three chapters written. And it is a fairtale about poopies!"
Tony looked at me and said, "See, there ya go. You've been bitching about not having enough money to build your poopie palace! You are a writer. You need to write. Its a itch you have."
"You mean like my vaginal itch?"
"No dumbass, write your novel and sell it. Then you have $."
"And then I will have enough money to build my poopie palace! Thank you Tony! You are a genius!" I gave Uncle Tony a kiss on the cheek. And then ran out and back to my house. I opened up my book and started the next chapter. MMmmm... POOPIES. With my newfound inspiration, I took a shit and then ate it!
Even my Uncle Tony took notice. I have forgiven him for cutting down my corn. I realized there are more important things than corn. Okay, not much, but still corn is only a small part of corn laden poo. I went over to his appartment. He's one of the richer ones in the family. He has an apartment. He looked at me and saw how sad and a mess I was. I didn't even want to eat corn laden poo.
Uncle Tony then started cook. I asked, "Hey, wheres the corn laden poo?!" He was cooking grilled cheese. I haven't anything but corn and poop since March 2010.
Tony looked at me and whiped his hands on his dress. He just stated, "Man cannot live on corn laden poo alone."
"What the hell does that mean?" I just sat at the kitchen table and put my head into my hands.
"You need to stop living in either or. You need to write your on fairytale. Noone can do it for you."
"Are you stoned?! You need to stop with the jenkem."
"You need to stop depending on people to write your fairtale. You need to write it yourself."
"Well, I have been writing in my Popanovel. I have the first three chapters written. And it is a fairtale about poopies!"
Tony looked at me and said, "See, there ya go. You've been bitching about not having enough money to build your poopie palace! You are a writer. You need to write. Its a itch you have."
"You mean like my vaginal itch?"
"No dumbass, write your novel and sell it. Then you have $."
"And then I will have enough money to build my poopie palace! Thank you Tony! You are a genius!" I gave Uncle Tony a kiss on the cheek. And then ran out and back to my house. I opened up my book and started the next chapter. MMmmm... POOPIES. With my newfound inspiration, I took a shit and then ate it!
Monday, May 2, 2011
Ethan's Bitchy Rant
Okay, so my bitchy whiny ex wants to share his side of the story. So here it is. Just a shitload of BS though, so you may not want to read it.
I am fucking sick of the Popanator! She really fists my shithole the wrong way, and she doesn't even bother to push it back into my bung hole when she's done with it! That little cunt expects me to lick her burger ass, save all the corn from her shit from her, and then expects me to eat nothing but her leftover brown nuggets! GAAAAAH! Fuck shit ass cock NASTY MUFFINS! Is it too much for a man to get a proper meal every so often? SHE DOESN'T EVEN SHARE THE CORN!!!!11!!!
And now I'm writing like she does...
It's Ethan again. I am fed up with Poppy and her self-important, shit-eating grin. That girls just sits around all day in her fucking feces like a do-nothing welfare case, and I've had it. I might live in a trailer, but at least I pay my bills there. That little good-for-nothing shit-sucker just lounges around her "daddy's" house (and I'm not even sure if they're related), doing whatever she pleases while the rest of us work our asses off. What an aristo-bitch!
We got into an argument the other day because I want her to live on her own, and occasionally eat a meal that hasn't come out of someone's ass. I mean, I'm all for a little poop-consuming, but NOT FOR EVERY GOD DAMN MEAL! For the love of fucking Christ! By the big bloomin' shithole! It's just not right for someone to eat feces for every damn meal. I mean, she has GENERATIONS of shit between her teeth! GAAAAAAH!
Plus, she just sits around her daddy's house all day, and then wonders why I get pissed off. She had to hide me from him- he didn't want her dating or something like that. She's 24 years old! I stopped living with my parents when I was 23, which means EVERYBODY should do that! I'm GLAD she dumped me, and I'm GLAD you doesn't wanna see me again. I think I'm going to go fuck a hundred other women, and eat a giant STEAK that has nothing to do with shite whatsoever. AND I'LL LOVE EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT!
I am fucking sick of the Popanator! She really fists my shithole the wrong way, and she doesn't even bother to push it back into my bung hole when she's done with it! That little cunt expects me to lick her burger ass, save all the corn from her shit from her, and then expects me to eat nothing but her leftover brown nuggets! GAAAAAH! Fuck shit ass cock NASTY MUFFINS! Is it too much for a man to get a proper meal every so often? SHE DOESN'T EVEN SHARE THE CORN!!!!11!!!
And now I'm writing like she does...
It's Ethan again. I am fed up with Poppy and her self-important, shit-eating grin. That girls just sits around all day in her fucking feces like a do-nothing welfare case, and I've had it. I might live in a trailer, but at least I pay my bills there. That little good-for-nothing shit-sucker just lounges around her "daddy's" house (and I'm not even sure if they're related), doing whatever she pleases while the rest of us work our asses off. What an aristo-bitch!
We got into an argument the other day because I want her to live on her own, and occasionally eat a meal that hasn't come out of someone's ass. I mean, I'm all for a little poop-consuming, but NOT FOR EVERY GOD DAMN MEAL! For the love of fucking Christ! By the big bloomin' shithole! It's just not right for someone to eat feces for every damn meal. I mean, she has GENERATIONS of shit between her teeth! GAAAAAAH!
Plus, she just sits around her daddy's house all day, and then wonders why I get pissed off. She had to hide me from him- he didn't want her dating or something like that. She's 24 years old! I stopped living with my parents when I was 23, which means EVERYBODY should do that! I'm GLAD she dumped me, and I'm GLAD you doesn't wanna see me again. I think I'm going to go fuck a hundred other women, and eat a giant STEAK that has nothing to do with shite whatsoever. AND I'LL LOVE EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT!
Friday, April 29, 2011
A CWC wank!
I know you are all busy and sometimes just want a quick want. Here is some pics of my favourite cam whore! That asspie gives me some of my asspiration!
I love how he winks so seductively winks at me. Remeber at one point he is 100% straight. But, sometimes his autism takes over rendering him powerless over sticking with something, except thos poo holes.
Now, that shit is hawt! He even shaved his pits for this. He's just shaking that bulge!
Now, that is the money shot! OMG! I want to fist that poopie hole. I'm fisting my poopie hole and sitting in a west poopie patch!
Now that's where ya end it! SHOOT YOUR LOAD INTO THAT POOPIE HOLE! OMG I JUST CREAM CORNED MYSELF!
Now, that was a CWC and fabulous wank. Updates about my poopie castle will be up soon. Trying to raise up the money to build my poopie castle is hard and tiring. Only so many online surveys can be done in a day. *sigh* What am I to do?
Now, that shit is hawt! He even shaved his pits for this. He's just shaking that bulge!
Now, that is the money shot! OMG! I want to fist that poopie hole. I'm fisting my poopie hole and sitting in a west poopie patch!
Now that's where ya end it! SHOOT YOUR LOAD INTO THAT POOPIE HOLE! OMG I JUST CREAM CORNED MYSELF!
Now, that was a CWC and fabulous wank. Updates about my poopie castle will be up soon. Trying to raise up the money to build my poopie castle is hard and tiring. Only so many online surveys can be done in a day. *sigh* What am I to do?
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Going number three!
A magical thing happened when I realized I no long just have two choices in life: staying at my daddie's farm house changing depends and eating the poo or just stay with Ethan and keep things status quo, I realized I could have my own life. Away from all this. I made my blue plans for my poopie caste.
I didn't want just another tailer or farm house that isn't mine. I WANT MY POOPIE CASTLE! Something of my own. I searched out today for my land. I want enough land to grow corn. The Royal Crop! I also wanted a piss moat. Statues or corn laden poo, made out of corn laden poo!
Searching high and low I found just the land I wanted. It was perfect for growing corn. However it costs money, and how am I going to make that much money?
I sat down in a corn patch and pondered how I will come up with that cash? Maybe make poopie crafts and sell them? Sell poopie art work and stories?! Make chocolates out of delicious corn laden poo?
I didn't want just another tailer or farm house that isn't mine. I WANT MY POOPIE CASTLE! Something of my own. I searched out today for my land. I want enough land to grow corn. The Royal Crop! I also wanted a piss moat. Statues or corn laden poo, made out of corn laden poo!
Searching high and low I found just the land I wanted. It was perfect for growing corn. However it costs money, and how am I going to make that much money?
I sat down in a corn patch and pondered how I will come up with that cash? Maybe make poopie crafts and sell them? Sell poopie art work and stories?! Make chocolates out of delicious corn laden poo?
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