I just made up a recipe, everybody! I call these my Poppy Poopie Cookies. First, you take at least a pound of poopies (a little fiber can help you find that ingredient), and split 'em up into nice, gooshy patties. Then you put some brown sugar (obviously), a little cinnamon and a dash of chopped up mint on 'em. The mint is what really brings out the poopie goodness, because it sort of "pops" in your mouth – just like I do! But just make sure you cook your Poopie Cookies on a baking sheet with some oil on it – I find ear wax works well, and it's all natural.