Saturday, June 19, 2010

Shit chair

I went out to the thrift shop last week and bought me a ratty old chair – nice, soft fabric that's PERFECT as poopie paper! After I take a dump, I just straddle part of it, and rub my little brown button over the arm rest, the head rest, or just any old part. It's got more tracks than a junkie already! And that's not the best part. At the request of one of my poopie junkie friends, I started "drawing" on it like I used to with canvases. I've got a bitchin' treasure map on there (X wipes the spot!), and the BIGGEST poopie face you've ever seen

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