Talking Ken Doll

I was at the toy store today looking at new toys I could shove up my poopie hole. I love trying all sorts of balls. I love to swallow marbles and poop them out. It hits my G-Spot in my poopie hole and gives me a turdgasm. Mmmmm..... I love things that shake and vibrate. I love to vibrate my poopies into a pureed poopie smoothy!

But, I came accross one little gem. It is a Ken doll you can record your voice and have him talk back to you. Cool! I brought that thing home and had him talk about fisting poopie holes while I shove the hole doll up my ass. Also the vibrations of it liquifies my poopies. It was the funnest toy evar until My pooey wet juices shorted it out. Oh, well, I'll get another one and wrap it in a condom so it won't get ruined. I'll practice safe fecal masterbation! Mmm..... I hope everyone else is having a fun leekend!

Looking at Pr0n

Today I was looking at fat old women in white granny panties on the internet. I got so hawnee my pussy juices started flowing. My panties got weter and weter. I started fisting my pussy without taking my panties off. My panties slid right in my pussy and soaked up the wet juices. MMMmmmm... I pulled it out and it splashed out like a large squishy tampon! I started sniffing my patnies and then I came agin.

Health Moment With Dr Popanator

Doctor Popanator here with a health tip. Poopies are full of left over vitamins that your body no longer uses. Why not recycle thos delicious vitamins instead of wasting them? You can take the corn out of your poopies and store them in a pill bottle. They are better than those gummy vitamins you can buy in the princess shapes. They are chewier and healthier. Think of the planet on this! If we all ate our poopies over and over again, less food would be needed and we would be healthier. We would also enjoy tastier poopies. Mmmmm.... I am getting so hungry and hawnee thinking about this.

Poopie Tail!!!1!!!

My Ethan is a kinky little devil. The other day, he blindfolded me and led me back to his prized poopy patch (where we've had a lot of fun in the past), and it seems he'd taken the entire week sculpting the entire thing into what looked like a bunch of buildings. It was a shit city! So cute, kind of like the shitty city that I already live in.
He grinned as he told me that we were going to play dinosaurs. You've gotta admit, goofy dates are some of the most fun ones you can have. So he laid me down on the ground, lifted my skirt and began to fist me nice and deep, the way I like it. Ladies, if your man knows how to fist you proper, he's definitely a keeper. He drew those tasty pooey juices out of me, and began to cover my body with them like a slick, delicious ointment of love.

But when I was completely covered, he delivered the poop de grace, and pulled some of my guts out of mah ass just like a tail. Laying back and giving me a sexy look, he asked me to do the same things to him- how could I say no? I was wet as hell and I would've done anything for him at that point. So I pulled out a goodly bit of his sexy poopy colon, and we skulked around our little shit city. It was a lot of laughs, and you know I got off a lot as we smashed the place back into a poopy pile. My "tail" was unbelievably sensitive, and he did this thing with his tongue... hot damn! Why'd I never think of that?Some shit for you poopie city~!

Monkey eating poo at zoo

That gorilla is my hero! It just goes to show you the love of DELICIOUS CORN LADEN POO is natural and healthy!

Popanator on the clock!

There is a new blog I have been writing http://customertardblog.blogspot.com/ Don't worry, poopie freaks, I'll still be updating my adventures on my Popanator Blog. But, this one is about my adventures at work. It is also SFW besides all the cussing. It is about all the retards I deal with at work. More of a case study of why I am insane. I hope you guys enjoy.

And for all the hardcore poopie freaks, I'll still be posting about my adventures off the clock in fisting and enjoying my DELICOUS CORN LADEN POO. MMmm...... I love poopies. I like to pack them in my lunch and take that shit with me to work. I like to snack on the corn out of my shit between calls.

Mmm... comming home to a nice steamer and a warm shot of whiskey is the best way to unwind. Then I have my Ethan piss on me in the bathtub and just bathes in his hot sticky piss. MMmmm.... Without poopie pay my life wouldn't be worth living!

Chocolate Poopie Cigs!!!1!!!

Someties I love a nice flavored cigar. But, Swisher Sweets is not good enough for me. No, I love more flavor with my smoke. So I got in the habit of jamming a cigar in my poo hole before I smoke it. Mmmm.... It is delicious!

Buy some shit to shove up your ass!