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Friday, September 23, 2011

Trolling Omegle

Here is some trolling I've done with Omegle and some responses. For all you newfags out there Omegle is a place where you can chat with complete strangers and remain completely anonomyous.  I've gotten shitloads of  lulz, it will be one of my new trolling hot spots. Blah blah, these are just me trolling, don't take the first one seriously.


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Everything about this erotic website makes me so hawnee I choked my daddies chicken until his willie threw up in my mouth, then I fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked on my face!
Stranger 2: not a question
Stranger 1: Thats so hot.
Stranger 2: .... but i fully understand
Stranger 1: :itsatrap:
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why does corn laden poo, taste better than regular poo?
Stranger 1: cuz' it has corn

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why does corn laden poo, taste better than regular poo?
Stranger 2: corn tastes good
Stranger 2: duh.
Stranger 1: cos they taste of corn

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If I have baby with my daddie who is also my grandpa, because he fucked his daughter, would the baby be my son, brother, or uncle?
Stranger 2: This isn't funny
Stranger 2: Incest isn't funny
Stranger 2: Okay?
Stranger 1: this is fucked up
Stranger 2: I hope you're not being serious because this really is fucked up
Stranger 1: ya it is ae!
Stranger 2: And it really does happen. And it's heatbreaking
Stranger 1: mhm!
Stranger 2: Ugh
Stranger 1: end!
Stranger 2: agreed
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If I have baby with my daddie who is also my grandpa, because he fucked his daughter, would the baby be my son, brother, or uncle?
Stranger 2: All three?
Stranger 1: whut
Stranger 1: son
Stranger 2: Just be sure to change the answer every time Jack Nicholson slaps you.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is it possible to get your fist stuck while fisting your poopie hole elbow deep?
Stranger 1: Im not a scientist and thats gross:/ bye
Stranger 2 has disconnected

After fucking around for a bit asking gross insane (the incest is a joke, not true, I don't codone incest), I thought the trolling well was getting dry. Then I hit it:

JACKPOT!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is it possible to get your fist stuck while fisting your poopie hole elbow deep?
Stranger 1: maybe
Stranger 1: never tried it
Stranger 2: Idk
Stranger 2: Try :D
Stranger 1: im fucking horny though
Stranger 2: Uh
Stranger 1: 30 f UK
Stranger 2: Maybe you could talk diry while that someone is spying
Stranger 1: Fuck me hard baby
Stranger 1: I'm so wet
Stranger 2: What do you want me to do?
Stranger 1: lick me out
Stranger 2: okay...
Stranger 2: My tongue is in your vagina
Stranger 1: im cumming, im cumming
Stranger 2: Im slightly bitting your clitoris
Stranger 2: I touch your breast
Stranger 2: I lick you faster
Stranger 2: I bite you harder
Stranger 1: mmmm yes
Stranger 1: get your huge cock out
Stranger 2: I move forward, lick your nipples
Stranger 2: Put my dick in you
Stranger 2: Deep
Stranger 2: So deep
Stranger 1: mmmm
Stranger 2: Push
Stranger 2: And pull it out
Stranger 2: Push
Stranger 2: Pull it out
Stranger 2: Again and again
Stranger 1: your so big
Stranger 2: Harder and faster
Stranger 2: All the time
Stranger 1: your cock is so juicy
Stranger 2: I love your vagina, so wet...
Stranger 2: So beautiful...
Stranger 2: I love to put my dick in it
Stranger 2: I bite your nipples again
Stranger 2: Fuck you harder
Stranger 1 has disconnected

If you are cybering to Popanator ramblings and jacking off, well, my rubber fist off to ya! Have a great weekend all! Stay inside, troll!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Fucking my newest sex doll

Fucking my newest sex doll

Here is a video of a guy who is most likely Autistic and unable to find a woman willing to touch him. He isn't obese, so ya I'm placing my money on the Autism. The thing that dissapoints me is that doll's poopie hole is too small. Even if I was ugly or Autistic , I would deserve better than a tiny poopie hole doll. I WANT TO SHOVE MY ENTIRE FIST UP A POOPIE HOLE. I don't do just fingering. No, I want to be in the home of those poopies! I like the youngest poopies I can find. They are the softest and corn is the freshest. I love pulling out poopies and just eating them. Sometimes, I like to elbow deep. That is like fetus poopies! Mmmm.... so tender!
orient doll koyuki 2 Life like Customized Asian Sex Dolls from Japan: $6,500 [Adult] picture

Poopie Rap

Listen to Sheenanae La Queefa rap about poopies! Its entertaining! Ba da dee da dada I like Poop!

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

Willie is all grown up!


Hey, everybody. Your old pal Popanator is a little bummed right now, and not "bum" like poopy hole either. See, I just found out yesterday that my autistic brother Willie had himself a girlfriend. I never even met her until I found out that they'd eloped and moved off together. I know he's technically a little older than I am, but I've always felt like his big sister and the guardian of his poopy hole. Between this and having that crazy boy get promoted, I don't know what to think lately. Your pal the Popanator is just a little depressed.

I mean, who am I going to chase around the house when he starts running around doing that "fire alarm" thing autistics like to do every so often? When we were kids I used to pretend there really was a fire and drag the hose into the house to put it out when he'd do that. Later in life I matured into putting a tube up my shit hole and just spraying diarrhea everywhere. Oh, the memories. At least he's happy, I guess. Since he's older I can't really complain that he got married first, and I really do want what's best for Willie.

I just wish I'd gotten to meet this girl first. I barely know anything about her. One day she came to the door and I honestly thought she was selling something. I'd just invested a lot of my poopies into a venture I'm keeping a secret for now, so I wasn't sure if I'd be able to produce a suitable payment for whatever it was. But then she said her name was Cheri and she was Willie's wife -- and I had to admit she had a nice rock on her finger.

After I picked my jaw up off the floor I called Willie into the front room, and the way he leaped into her arms was both surprisingly agile for an autistic and something I'd never thought possible. Normally he's all weird about touching anybody, but the way he snuggled up into her chest and said "Murr" was total, true asspie love. I was also impressed by how strong she was. Willie's not a small guy, but Cheri held him up like... uh, something that's really easy to hold up.

Then he just moved out, like he was going to the store or something. And I'm sad. I guess I can share my poopies with Jay, but... it's just not the same. I want my brother back!!!!!!!1!!!!

Monday, August 8, 2011

Willie Discovers Spiders!


Hey guys, it's Willie again. I guess Poppy told you guys that I got promoted, and that's cool. I like being able to do something for money that doesn't involve selling a piece of my ass or collecting rents from anybody. Collecting of any kind is not that much fun, 'cause I'm heterosexual by nature. Of course, there are times when I enjoy a little ass action, maybe asstion or something? I don't know. I don't get that deep into it all, but I do know I did something kinda funny with my ass the other day.

I guess Poppy goes on and on to you guys about how she's always fisting shit holes, whether it's her own or anybody else's who gets in her path. If she can fist a shit hole, she pretty much does. It's damn annoying living and working with somebody who's always trying to fist everybody. I'm glad I'm not her boss, or I would've had to put a stop to that all the time. But whatever- back to what I did with my ass. Don't worry, everybody, it doesn't involve any fisting. My ass is exit only unless it's a desperate financial situation.

See, I was wipin' the other day, as I typically do after taking a shit, and I saw this spider on the wall. It was a tiny little thing and I hate spiders, so I took the tp and just squashed it. Now, I'm not one for wasting things, so I went ahead and wiped my ass with the spider paper. And that gave me an idea...

I went on down to the pet shop and bought one of those spiders that's the size of a dinner plate, all nice and hairy. They call it a goliath tarantula, but I didn't plan to hit it with stones. I took that boy home and started wipin' my ass with him like he was half a roll of tp. You should've seen that thing scurry around, all shitty and spidery. It's nice to hold some dominion over an animal sometimes.

Thing about the spider is, I liked how his little tiny hairs really scraped lots of shit out of my crack. His thorax was the perfect shape to just slip right through there, and I think what they say about spiders releasing a chemical irritant is overstated, because it felt kinda nice. It even gave me a nice scratch across my taint, so ooh baby. Best $20 I've spent in years. Of course, it's a good thing I got a raise with my promotion.

Maybe next I'll duct tape him to a frisbee.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

My Favourite Ceral

Here is a video of my favourite ceral! Poopie coco puffs! Mmmm..... Poopies are the best for breakfast lunch and dinner!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Jay The Model Christian




Hey poopy pals. It's your old pal the Popanator again. I was talking to my new BFF Jay again, and he was telling me about how much of a good Christian he is. Normally I think religions are just stuffy ways people can feel like they're better than everybody else, but Jay's views on life are kinda neat. He told me that he loves his fellow man, and I smiled and said, "in every position there is." He's also got a cute little poop fetish just like I do. Matter of fact, if Jay wasn't gay I think I'd like to marry him. He could be my little house wife.

I could just see that. Jay told me how he loves to be with Uncle Tony. He squats down and rides uncle Tony's cock, and then when they both spurt he likes to let their love juices just leek out of his poopy hole. If there's anything sweeter than shit it's got to be the cum of someone you really love. Jay was telling me all about how much he loves mah uncle. While he still goes around and sleeps with other guys, he really does love uncle Tony and considers him one of his best pieces.

See, to Jay all the men he has sex with are pieces of dick, or pieces for short. Every piece knows that if they don't like how Jay treats them, they can be replaced like a snap of his fingers. He has such a power over these guys, and I'd love to have that kind of power. I'm training my poopy hole's inner power under Jay the way a young ninja would train under a king shit ninja or something. One day I hope to be the kind of powerful, sexy poop fetish bitch like Jay is. It's such an amazing rush to feel like I'm sucking the energy out of a man and making him addicted to me.

I bet you are. Kisses everybody!!!!!1!!!!