Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Camping fun!
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I was walking down the road today, and I found a little patch of rocks where somebody had built a camp fire. I like flames as much as anybody, but I noticed it was just smoldering. So I decided to give the fire some fuel by farting all over it. Like magic, the fire burst into life. Then I thought about it for a second: what is better than corn-laden poo? ROASTED corn-laden poo! I found a stick, stuck it in mah poopy hole, and pulled out a nice steamer. Now, even steamers can get hotter, and I cooked it up like a big brown corn dog. Yum YUM, I've gotta go camping before it gets too cold out.
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Yoga is awesom!!!
I have been doing Yoga exercises lately to increase my flexibility so I can find even funner positions to fist my poopie hole. While I was doing my favourite pose where I bend over and put my head near my poopie hole so I can suck on my poopie as it is comming out of my ass mmmmm... I'm fapping!!!
Okay, done fapping. I realized I could stick my head up my ass. It is so beautiful up there. I mean my entire head fit! After years of fisting my poopie hole has gotten so big, my Ethan has to use both of his fists to get up there. But with my head up my ass I feel complete. I can eat my unborn poopies and recycle them over and over. Mmm..... It is like I am a never ending circle of love and poopies!
YOGA does work!
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Okay, done fapping. I realized I could stick my head up my ass. It is so beautiful up there. I mean my entire head fit! After years of fisting my poopie hole has gotten so big, my Ethan has to use both of his fists to get up there. But with my head up my ass I feel complete. I can eat my unborn poopies and recycle them over and over. Mmm..... It is like I am a never ending circle of love and poopies!
YOGA does work!
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Sunday, September 19, 2010
Potatoes!
I had severe diarrhea today. I mean its usally all fun to lay around and roll in the delicious corn laden poo, but I had to work! I had to plug that shit up somehow, because it just kept leeking and leeking out of my poopie hole. Then I looked around and saw some potatoes in my kitchen. I decided I could plug up that shit and save the delicious pooey juices for after work. Mmm.... I bent over and shoved that potato up my ass! It went in so easily, because my poopie hole is the size of a gopher hole and all that pooey wet juices were like lube! Mmm... It felt so good to have that rolling around in there. During my lunch break I was so hungry! I had an idea and took the potato out of my poopie hole and it was just soaked my my delicious poopie juice. I bit into it like an apple and it was so fucking delicious! When I pack my lunch from now on, I'm going to let it soak my pooey love juices first!
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Thursday, September 16, 2010
More Period fun!
Hey guys. I feel like the world would be missing out not to hear this, so here goes. Ethan and I have discovered a new kind of sexy fun we can have together during Period Week. First, we have a sword fight with our poopy swords (he told you my custom recipe for them awhile back), and cover each other with hot brown slash marks. Then he bends me over and fucks me in mah poopie hole, just pulling out often enough to paint my body with his shit covered dick. By this point we’re both usually coming all over each other, for a brown viscous pleasure soup all over our sweaty bodies. But if we really want to liven it up, we take as big a shit pile as we can manage (and in my case, that’s a lot), and wrestle around in it. Excuse me, all this talk is makin’ me hawnee.
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Used Tampons
I decided to do something different for period week. I actually used a tampon instead of my usual diapers. I put one tampon in my pussy and the other up me poopie hole. I used them all day until both holes leeked onto my panties. Mmmm.... After taking my panties off to give the usual sniff and lick and decided to take out both tampons. First I used the bloody one. I squeezed out the bloody goodness into my mouth and then licked up the juices like it was cherry Kool-aid. I got a delicious blood clot to chew on. Mmm... Yummy! It was like gummy bears! Then I took the other tampon out of me poopie hole and it looked like chocolate with delicious corn sprinkled! However, the bad the was my poopie hole started to lee out on my bed. Oh, well, I love the scent of delicious poopies as I sleep. mmm..... It helps me sleep faster! I wish I could be on my period every day! I have both holes a good fist and rolled around in the delicious juices and took a nap!
Monday, September 13, 2010
Horse Poopies
I was walking around my farm today thinking about adding some variety to my diet. I ate tons and tons of human poopies. Though, delicious, it was getting kind of boring. Then I stepped in a big mound of horse poopies! I squatted down in the usually Popanator positon and licked them like a salt block. Now, horses like to eat salt and grass so the poopies were a salted grassy taste. Different and good. I then rolled around the the delicious poopies enjoying the squishy feel on my skin. I rubbed it all over nice and thick. Then I started to lick my self and the grass. The horse then walked up and crapped on my head! Luckily I kept my mouth open and had the nice poopie pebles plop in my mouth. Horse poopies are always best nice and steamy. Mmm...... I need to start feeding that horse corn!
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Period week!!!
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Popanator here! Hello my poopie freaks! I am so happy today! I started my period! I love all the nice lube it provides as I fist my vag and how wonderful the fishy blood smell is. I licked my fist and it was like a delicious fist full of pennies!!! My diaper I wear is full of delicious blood laden poopies. It looks like a work of art. I love maxie pads because they are like scratch and sniff stickers I carry around with me all month long! Mmmm... after a few weeks the blood and poopies make a nice delicious smell! I can't help it everything that comes out of my body is delicious and beautiful.
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