Sunday, October 7, 2012

Shit Storm! YummY!

Well, things are getting better! It is a shit storm of yummy good karma coming my way! I just found out, my financial problems are soon to be a thing of the past! THANK GOD FOR DADDY'S RETIREMENT! The old fucker may have been senile in everything else, but he had secret savings and invested wisely. Also, he's giving me half. You know, for that whole knocking me up thing. My car will soon be mine! ALL MINE! In 7-10 days! I will soon have a house to call my own! I am so happy I can french kiss a big yummy pile of DELICIOUS CORN LADEN POO!


While I was a church today thanking the Great Almighty Poo for my great fortune, I also think of my piss ass enemy who loves to write about ways of killing me. For some reason, he can't figure out why he can't get laid. Hmmmm, if you try to murder a chick, it kinda makes other chicks not want you. Oh well, I would wish the Chris Chan fate upon him, but he's already doing it to himself.

More posts to come and soon the launching of the Popanator business. Can you picture a Popanator action figure? With fisting action!!! Imagine a Willie figure complete with a crash helmet and jack off action, because Autistics can't get laid!

I can't wait to start my own line of the Popanator action figures. I'll even make one for my senile daddie, in his honor. More to come later. My damn Uncle Tony is yelling at me to get off the web. I'll be sure to make one without teeth of him so you can put your cock in his mouth and to shut his ass up!


Anonymous said...

Your uncle is right; get a life, you basement-dwelling whore! I have a life; unlike you, I spent it having to take care of my diabetic grandma with my grandma together while all you ever do is dream about poop (and poop-eating) and getting raped and fucked in the ass

Anonymous said...

I can see why your uncle yelled at you and I'm siding with him too! Good on your uncle! If you were my niece, I would not only yell at you to get off the computer, but I would also rip your clothes off of you and start whipping you with my leather belt! You'd better believe it!

Anonymous said...

Oops, I meant "diabetic grandpa"